Well, Bobby Brainworm just saved the medical research community an absolute metric shit-ton of time and money. We can now throw away those expensive, complicated, time-consuming randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled studies and just watch TikTok!
"...state Attorney General, Gentner Drummond..." Sounds less like an individual and more like an entire law firm.
I'm not sure how many more times my flabber can be absolutely gasted, but it has happened again.
It seems Ohio State is being represented by the law firm of Streisand and Streisand.
Supposition and assumption have a certain credibility to them, not because of their actual definitions but because they are polysyllabic (and this is not a high IQ, polysyllabic word-slinging crowd we're dealing with). How about 'conspiracy figment'?
I'm surprised that none of the Puritans who get caught ogling nudes don't fall back on SCOTUS Justice Potter Stewart's "I know it when I see it" definition of porn. "I know porn when I see it and I definitely didn't see any porn on my screen. If you did, then you are the perv."
There go my plans for a Naughty [Domestic Animal] series. Naughty Hamster Naughty Gerbil Naughty Goldfish Naughty Parakeet Naughty Rabbit (a twofer as Playboy enters the chat) Naughty Parrot Naughty Bearded Dragon
Operatives from Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) are building a MASTER RACE database at the Department of Homeland Security
No. Doggies are nice little critters.
Your title hits on something: Everybody should be pronouncing DOGE as "Dodgy" instead of 'dohj'
I don't know. What do all of you think? What should the polygraph being used to find leakers be called? I've got a couple to start us off:
I already get more reliable news about the US from non-US sources: Reuters, CBC, BBC, France24, Al-Jazeera. Similarly, I do not use those sources for news about their 'home turf' for pretty much the same reason.
Is the Copia Institute going to file an amicus brief? Seems like a good time to do so.
In order for the Trump Supremes to understand your metaphors, you'll have to use less physics (..."might tear a hole in the time space continuum, unleashing all manner of unfathomable horrors") and go with religious ideas, like tribulations, rapture, Armageddon, etc.
"...the “brazen copying” that Gregorini references in his suit..." It was not his suit. It was her suit. Francesca Gregorini is Ringo Starr's stepdaughter.
The temporary name of Utah Hockey Club, patterned after soccer/football teams, should be made permanent. It would start a new trend. But then again, when your logos and merch start displaying "UHC" you will go up against United Health Care. Never mind.
"...Media Executives All Out Of Original Ideas" The implication they ever had a single original idea is hilarious! Or were you being ironic? It's early in the morning so it's hard to tell.
Washington Post’s new motto: “Democracy Dies in DC”
Not only will those big magnets forcefully remove the guns from would-be criminals, they would demagnetize the credit and ATM cards and hotel room keys for all those ne'er-do-wells...and everyone else, for that matter (the strips still work as back-up for the chips). Let's not forget that we'll show those bad guys that crime never pays by ripping their phones out of their pockets! And screw your pacemaker, we have to get the guns! Collateral damage to all the innocents is a small price to pay to create an orderly society!
Sounds familiar somehow
"Actual governing requires building coalitions. It requires incorporating feedback from people who disagree with you. It requires making tradeoffs between competing interests and, at minimum, pretending that you care about the concerns of citizens who didn’t vote for you." So, it means employing the art of the deal? Is that what you're saying?