Fine! I'll go make my own internet with blackjack and hookers!...or you know, use the one that already has that.
Jesus I need an editor to fix my shit before I post....or maybe just to grab my crotch.
So DHS is going to "secure" elections/voting the way they "secured" the airports, eh?Will being crotch-groped is the new form of secure ID?
Has anyone submitted this to Lifehacker's Go bags or "How I Work" series?
Man I feel like I go breathless trying to explain this to people.
"Protect our trade craft" is a statement a surveillance outfit, not a law enforcement agency, makes. That's the terrifying disclosure: The FBI just admitted they aren't interested in law enforcement, they are interested in espionage.
Anyone else a little disturbed that April Fool's Day is the day to comment on the first amendment to the Copyright Office?
M-O-O-N that spells FBI.
I could have become a lawyer and probably would have wanted to be a District Attorney, but I opted for honest work as a home invasion burglar.
I'm sorry, can someone check the temperature in hell please?
There's no place like home...There's no place like home...There's no place like home...
Oh Michael. That's not the only reason we don't take you seriously...
It's very clear that they've moved on from not downloading cars to not downloading a clue.
"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the communist terrorist party?"
Apparently someone actually did put baby in the corner: Lionsgate.
Wondering if we'll see Politician's commits end up here:http://www.commitlogsfromlastnight.com/"Fuck , here's a fix."
"You wouldn't download a joint..."
Thanks, USG, for making all the fucking creepy lunatics from the 90s into soothsayers.
This is ironic since a lot of exploits now rely on fallout from 90's crypto export laws: ie. the ability to request crypto strength downgrades...
Obviously the problem is that freedom is helping the terrorists.
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