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• Sep 15th, 2016 @ 10:06am

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  on If Someone Is Testing Ways To Take Down The Internet, Perhaps It's Time To Build A Stronger Internet

  Fine! I'll go make my own internet with blackjack and hookers!
  
  ...or you know, use the one that already has that.

• Sep 2nd, 2016 @ 11:26am

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  on DHS's New Election Cybersecurity Committee Has No Cybersecurity Experts

  Jesus I need an editor to fix my shit before I post.
  
  ...or maybe just to grab my crotch.

• Sep 2nd, 2016 @ 11:26am

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  on DHS's New Election Cybersecurity Committee Has No Cybersecurity Experts

  So DHS is going to "secure" elections/voting the way they "secured" the airports, eh?
  
  Will being crotch-groped is the new form of secure ID?

• Jun 4th, 2016 @ 9:54am

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  on Awesome Stuff: Masnick's Office In A Bag

  Has anyone submitted this to Lifehacker's Go bags or "How I Work" series?

• May 5th, 2016 @ 12:09pm

  Re: duh

  on When A Fingerprint IS The Password, Where Does The Fifth Amendment Come Into Play?

  Man I feel like I go breathless trying to explain this to people.

• Apr 25th, 2016 @ 9:46am

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  on FBI Hides Its Surveillance Techniques From Federal Prosecutors Because It's Afraid They'll Become Defense Lawyers

  "Protect our trade craft" is a statement a surveillance outfit, not a law enforcement agency, makes. That's the terrifying disclosure: The FBI just admitted they aren't interested in law enforcement, they are interested in espionage.

• Apr 1st, 2016 @ 1:32pm

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  on Our Comment On DMCA Takedowns: Let's Return To First Principles (And The First Amendment)

  Anyone else a little disturbed that April Fool's Day is the day to comment on the first amendment to the Copyright Office?

• Aug 31st, 2015 @ 3:29pm

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  on FBI: Hurricane Katrina Made It Clear We Just Don't Have Enough Stingray Devices

  M-O-O-N that spells FBI.

• Jul 28th, 2015 @ 2:44pm

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  on Audits Of Asset Forfeiture Program Uncover Funds Used To Pay Student Loans, Property Used As Rent-Free Housing

  I could have become a lawyer and probably would have wanted to be a District Attorney, but I opted for honest work as a home invasion burglar.

• Jul 27th, 2015 @ 12:15pm

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  on Both Michael Hayden And Michael Chertoff Surprise Everyone By Saying FBI Is Wrong To Try To Backdoor Encryption

  I'm sorry, can someone check the temperature in hell please?

• Jul 24th, 2015 @ 8:45am

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  on Geniuses Representing Universal Pictures Ask Google To Delist 127.0.0.1 For Piracy

  There's no place like home...There's no place like home...There's no place like home...

• Jul 23rd, 2015 @ 9:43am

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  on FCC Commissioner O'Rielly: Nobody Takes Me Seriously After Voting Down Every Consumer-Friendly FCC Policy This Year

  Oh Michael. That's not the only reason we don't take you seriously...

• Jul 16th, 2015 @ 9:04am

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  on Come See How Excited Everyone Is For The Latest UK Educational 'Don't Pirate' Campaign

  It's very clear that they've moved on from not downloading cars to not downloading a clue.

• Jul 7th, 2015 @ 11:28am

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  on Senate Intel Committee Wants Facebook, Twitter & YouTube To Report 'Terrorist-Related' Content

  "Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the communist terrorist party?"

• Jul 6th, 2015 @ 4:22pm

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  on Lionsgate Sues TD Ameritrade For Seven Figures Over Lame Reference To A Dirty Dancing Line

  Apparently someone actually did put baby in the corner: Lionsgate.

• Jun 11th, 2015 @ 12:15pm

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  on Congressional Rep Makes A Pull Request On GitHub, Which Is Then Merged By US Gov't CIO

  Wondering if we'll see Politician's commits end up here:
  
  http://www.commitlogsfromlastnight.com/
  
  "Fuck , here's a fix."

• Jun 9th, 2015 @ 7:29am

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  on Torrent Madness: UK Cybercrime Official Argues That File Sharing Is A Gateway Drug To Crime

  "You wouldn't download a joint..."

• Jun 2nd, 2015 @ 2:07pm

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  on AP Uncovers More Than 100 FBI Spy Plane Flights, Originating From Shell Companies Located In Virginia

  Thanks, USG, for making all the fucking creepy lunatics from the 90s into soothsayers.

• Jun 1st, 2015 @ 3:01pm

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  on US Government Making Another Attempt To Regulate Code Like It Regulates International Weapons Sales

  This is ironic since a lot of exploits now rely on fallout from 90's crypto export laws: ie. the ability to request crypto strength downgrades...

• Jun 1st, 2015 @ 10:41am

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  on CIA Boss Claims That Merely Debating Surveillance Is Helping The Terrorists

  Obviously the problem is that freedom is helping the terrorists.

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