What this tells me is that at some point, just like desktop OS, encryption will be wrested away from the manufacturer and be a user-initiated and controlled tool. An open-source adaptation of luks for phones or something similar would remove the ability for the Feds to force phone manufacturers into this situation.
What the hell was the thought process behind this in the first place?
"We need to bring freedom the swing set and be greeted as liberators by the 4th grade recess! THERE ARE WMD's IN PANTS! INVADE!"
I mean, if you're looking to grow terrorists, sure treat a middle school like Baghdad. There'll be IED's made out of markers and play-doh going off and tribal wars over pokemons, but you sure as shit won't be protecting anything.
I'd be happy to explain to Reuters why I don't call their news 'news.' It might even take less words than them explaining why they don't call torture 'torture.'
And if they really don't get it, I can draw it in crayon for them.
Steps to create better broadband services and customer satisfaction from the archives of Big Broadband company training:
1) Cut a hole in the box. 2) Put your junk in that box. 3) Charge the customer exorbitant prices to open the box, bundled with services they don't want.
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I read "Danger to police" but what I heard was "Danger to Police revenues."
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Nice try, TSA. I'm still not friending you.
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All I got was: "It would be a shame if your kneecaps had to be decrypted."
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Dear Kriby,
We'd like you to meet Ms. Streisand. Enjoy your 15 minutes as the asshole of the week.
Love,
The Internet.
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I think as Americans we owe it to our allies overseas to tweet the most offensive goddamned things we can in regards to @policescotland's mothers.
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I can hear Nigel Farage's inner thoughts now:
"BAH! What do these kids know! It's not like they can twitter their way to being the Mayor of London or something!"
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The real question is: Can CBS balme Netflix for NCIS?
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Did they have to draw it in fucking crayon for Pai?
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So, surely someone at Sony Pictures has actually met Streisand, right?
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If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about, right?
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What this tells me is that at some point, just like desktop OS, encryption will be wrested away from the manufacturer and be a user-initiated and controlled tool. An open-source adaptation of luks for phones or something similar would remove the ability for the Feds to force phone manufacturers into this situation.
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I am considering a fork of VeraCrypt where the file name is actually .pedo because apparently encryption creates pedo files.
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I have a big ass and an instagram account. Come at me, Kim. Or are you only threatened by non-hairy asses?
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Wait, kids write in notebooks nowadays? Like, longhand writing?
Sounds tiring. Someone teach her how to post to facebook so the school can automate their policing of her thoughts via webcrawler.
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What the hell was the thought process behind this in the first place?
"We need to bring freedom the swing set and be greeted as liberators by the 4th grade recess! THERE ARE WMD's IN PANTS! INVADE!"
I mean, if you're looking to grow terrorists, sure treat a middle school like Baghdad. There'll be IED's made out of markers and play-doh going off and tribal wars over pokemons, but you sure as shit won't be protecting anything.
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I'd be happy to explain to Reuters why I don't call their news 'news.' It might even take less words than them explaining why they don't call torture 'torture.'
And if they really don't get it, I can draw it in crayon for them.
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I guess we can now downplay Reuters hyperbolic and shitty stories as news.
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Steps to create better broadband services and customer satisfaction from the archives of Big Broadband company training:
1) Cut a hole in the box.
2) Put your junk in that box.
3) Charge the customer exorbitant prices to open the box, bundled with services they don't want.
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"If we give them potholes, they'll have to get new suspension and maybe pop tires!"
I'd say it's sinister stuff, but given the assclowns we're talking about I wouldn't be surprised if potholes were the aim.
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In Soviet Russia, movie watches you.