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• On the post: Shouldn't The Infringement Tracking System Used In New Six Strikes Program Be Open To Scrutiny?

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 14 Aug, 2011 @ 08:48am

  Re:

  You again? Look, if the thorazine isn't effective enough, you could try stellazine. Just trying to help. You do seem beyond that, though.

• On the post: DailyDirt: Safe Drinking Water

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 14 Aug, 2011 @ 08:46am

  Beer is better for you

  There are no known pathogens that can survive the beer brewing process. Tap water contains pathogens a lot of the time. Beer does not. See? Simple!

• On the post: Oh No! What If More Than One Shoemaker Makes Shoes With Red Soles?

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 14 Aug, 2011 @ 08:42am

  Re:

  Don't worry. He'll find a nice high ledge to step off of soon.

• On the post: If You Can Read This, You're Breaking The Law!

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 12 Aug, 2011 @ 06:44am

  I ran this through my gibberish translator.

  Here is what this boils down to:
  
  NOTE: This e-mail message (including attachments) is subject to attorney-client privilege and contains confidential information intended only for the person(s) to whom this email message is addressed. This e-mail may be covered by the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, 18 U.S.C. ?2510-2521, which provides criminal penalties for your use of this email without permission. This message may contain Protected Health Information covered under HIPAA Rules and HITECH Standards including, but not limited to, all applicable requirements of the HIPAA Security rule in 45 C.F.R. ?? 164.308, 164.310,164.312 and 164.316, including any amendments thereto. If you have received this e-mail message in error, please notify the sender immediately by telephone or e-mail and destroy the original message without making a copy.
  
  Translation: I am a careless idiot, but if necessary, it will be proven your fault in a court of law. Neener, neener, neener!

• On the post: Patent Holders Trying To Drag 3rd Parties Into Patent Disputes

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 12 Aug, 2011 @ 06:35am

  It's time to address the root of this problem!

  The root of this problem, of course, is the lawyers. They all need to be beaten with iron bars, and then hung up in gibbets until the crows peck out their eyes. That should teach them the error of their ways. I'm just here to try and help.

• On the post: Copyright Dispute Over Tanning Lotion From Jersey Shore's 'JWOWW'

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 12 Aug, 2011 @ 06:27am

  I'm having a really, really hard time

  developing the slightest bit of interest in this case. The people who are involved directly are all morons. The people who actually buy this POS are even more hopeless.
  
  Dermatologists will love this stuff, however, since somewhere down the line it will generate more business income for them, cutting and freezing off the various growths that will manifest years later on the people who think spending a lot of time frying in the solar glare is a good thing.

• On the post: Police, Yet Again, Arrest Someone For Filming Them, Saying It's Obstruction Of Justice

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 05:35pm

  There's a phrase that keeps running through my mind now.

  You can put lipstick on a pig.........

• On the post: How To Make A Mockery Of Your Own Law School: Sue Your Critics

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 11:08am

  If I ever need a shyster, I won't hire one of their grads

  Now that the truth is out, looks like a law degree from them will be worth about the same as one from International Correspondence Schools.

• On the post: Police, City Use Ridiculous 'Cyberstalking' Claim To Try To Identify & Jail Creator Of Mocking Videos

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 11:05am

  Re: Typical...

  I thought I smelled bacon out there somewhere? Or was it spare ribs?

• On the post: Police, City Use Ridiculous 'Cyberstalking' Claim To Try To Identify & Jail Creator Of Mocking Videos

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 11:03am

  Re: CROOKED COPS

  Unhand that bottle!

• On the post: Police, City Use Ridiculous 'Cyberstalking' Claim To Try To Identify & Jail Creator Of Mocking Videos

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 11:02am

  Re: ANOMOUS

  Drunk again, are ye?

• On the post: Police, City Use Ridiculous 'Cyberstalking' Claim To Try To Identify & Jail Creator Of Mocking Videos

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 11:01am

  Re: Re: Re: well

  Because he's an incurable douche bag?

• On the post: Police, City Use Ridiculous 'Cyberstalking' Claim To Try To Identify & Jail Creator Of Mocking Videos

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 10:57am

  Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Accountabililty

  I'm waiting for them. They will get quite a surprise when they do. A very, very nasty surprise, for sure.

• On the post: Spamford Wallace Surrenders To The FBI; May Finally Go To Jail

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 10:53am

  Re:

  Trolling is a form of spectator sport. No crime at all. Responses to trolling, on the other hand, can be considered criminal.

• On the post: Spamford Wallace Surrenders To The FBI; May Finally Go To Jail

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 10:52am

  Re: Re: Re: I hate spam...

  Doesn't matter if they do. Just hang him high. No computer knowledge needed.

• On the post: Spamford Wallace Surrenders To The FBI; May Finally Go To Jail

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 10:51am

  Re: "Spamford" Wallace

  No term needed. Death penalty is sufficient.

• On the post: Spamford Wallace Surrenders To The FBI; May Finally Go To Jail

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 10:50am

  Re: Proportional

  Yes, it is. Kill him.

• On the post: Spamford Wallace Surrenders To The FBI; May Finally Go To Jail

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 10:49am

  Re:

  He should be killed anyway. So should his apologists.

• On the post: Spamford Wallace Surrenders To The FBI; May Finally Go To Jail

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 10:48am

  Re: Re: I hate spam...

  So just kill him.

• On the post: Spamford Wallace Surrenders To The FBI; May Finally Go To Jail

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 Aug, 2011 @ 10:47am

  Re: Not excessive at all

  No, he needs to be killed.

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