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• On the post: Elon Admits His Content Moderation Council Was Always A Sham To Keep Advertisers On The Site

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 24 Nov, 2022 @ 08:01am

  Candy for breakfast everyday

  He’s like a 4 year-old who‘s locked himself in and everyone else out of the kitchen because he doesn’t like broccoli.

• On the post: Beer Isn’t Vodka: SKYY Vodka People Going After Dark Sky Brewery Over TM

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 06 Nov, 2022 @ 07:24am

  Yeah, but the Midwest

  They like to mix liquor and beer in the same glass out this way for some reason.

• On the post: Hey Elon: Let Me Help You Speed Run The Content Moderation Learning Curve

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 03 Nov, 2022 @ 07:30am

  I like this,can’t wait to see it! Maybe after that you can do a board game where the objective is to find Barbara Streisand’s house.

• On the post: Hey Elon: Let Me Help You Speed Run The Content Moderation Learning Curve

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 02 Nov, 2022 @ 12:07pm

  M.I.A.

  Time for a new card game, Moderate It All?

• On the post: The Internet Is Not Disneyland; People Should Stop Demanding It Become Disneyland

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33am

  You must be this tall

  So we should restrict Internet content by height? Why not? Makes about the same sense.

• On the post: Legacy News Orgs’ Hatred Of Google Runs So Deep They’re Willing To Give Up Fair Use To Punish Google

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:45am

  A new FU test?

  JCPA seems to support Fair Use of other people’s money instead of content.

• On the post: Law Firm, Families Send Texas School Districts C&D Over ‘God’ Posters

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 08 Sep, 2022 @ 08:45am

  Recycling

  Maybe they can take the illegal versions and redistribute them as training reminders in Texas power facilities.

• On the post: Magistrate Judge To Tesla Buyer Suckered Into Paying Extra For ‘Full Self-Driving’ That Isn’t Full Self-Driving: Next Time Read The Fine Print

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 22 Aug, 2022 @ 06:21pm

  Answers decades-old question though

  Joel Young’s gonna drive you home, tonight.

• On the post: Google Gives In To Republican Political Spammers: Launching Pilot Program To Whitelist Them Out Of Spam

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

  Good old days

  I remember when Ajax was supposed to help scrub away vile filth.

• On the post: Facepalm: USPTO Grants Ohio State University Trademark On The Word ‘The’

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 27 Jun, 2022 @ 02:38pm

  This article illustrates that nothing is as definite as it used to be.

• On the post: John Deere Still Sucks On ‘Right To Repair,’ Despite Years Of Promises

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 01 Jun, 2022 @ 07:10pm

  Post as a rhymed couplet

  Green harvesters harvesting green, making farmers’ margins lean.

• On the post: New Yorker’s Famed Fact Checking Crew Apparently Unaware Of The 1st Amendment?

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 03 May, 2022 @ 04:44pm

  If experience has taught me anything

  it’s that there are a great many New Yorkers who are more than capable of vociferously partaking in the benefits of the First Amendment, whether or not they are aware it exists.

• On the post: Cops Are Being ‘Trained’ To Use Literal Witchcraft To Find Dead Bodies

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 31 Mar, 2022 @ 02:15pm

  Easy dowse it,

  we don't want to give TSA any ideas about divining our luggage. Then again, based on their success rate finding weapons, maybe we do.

• On the post: Ted Cruz, Mike Lee Join Dumb, Baseless GOP Quest To Pretend OAN Was Unfairly Censored

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 25 Mar, 2022 @ 07:30am

  GOP Quest is the worst video game ever

  You just run around town yelling stuff and stopping everyone else from getting started on their actual quests.

• On the post: Fucking Hell: David Mamet Files The Most Pointless, Silly Amicus Brief In Texas Content Moderation Appeal

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 14 Mar, 2022 @ 09:56pm

  He’s insane, Masnick. He just likes talking to lawyers.

• On the post: UK Schools Normalizing Biometric Collection By Using Facial Recognition For Meal Payments

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 03 Nov, 2021 @ 11:40am

  Hey, teacher!

  Leave those kids alone.

• On the post: Trump's Broken Social Media Venture Is Valued At Billions Of Dollars And Its Breaking Experts' Brains

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 25 Oct, 2021 @ 05:06pm

  It’s the best one can hope for

  from a capital-free business model.

• On the post: Missouri Governor Doubles Down On 'View Source' Hacking Claim; PAC Now Fundraising Over This Bizarrely Stupid Claim

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

  Note to Missouri

  A state motto is not a privacy policy.

• On the post: Italy Vows To Bring Entire Government To Bear To Oppose Croatian 'Prosek' Trademark

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 25 Sep, 2021 @ 06:21am

  What the hell is this?

  A Sicilian message. Plavic Mali sleeps with the fishes.

• On the post: Sixth Circuit Reaffirms It's A Fourth Amendment Violation To Chalk Car Tires For Parking Enforcement Purposes

  

  Beefcake ( profile ), 09 Sep, 2021 @ 03:02pm

  Re:

  One factor is the side of the highway generally is restricted from parking for any duration. So that vehicle’s mere presence where it’s not allowed would permit the state to interact with it. They’re dealing with a visible crime in progress, not trying to find out if one will or has happened.

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