"...we might as well make use of the tools they've provided and let them know (yet again) about the importance of strong encryption without backdoors."
That way the Executive branch has a list of folks (other than Tech Dirt readers), to refer to the proper list making bureaucrats, that they know need to be added to the No-fly No-guns No-rights Terror Watchlist.
Well, it looks like it's time to get rid of any Stopwatch Apps on the App Store, as they are two focused! All they allow you to do is tell the difference between when you start 'em and stop 'em and that means their scope is too narrow to be allowed.
The National Enquirer recently ran a story about bulk meta-data collection of NYT reporting and editorial staff indicating an out of control kiddieporn addiction in the news room.
Thus the lizard people, who enjoy the taste of human flesh, are now openly controlling the US government. The Reptilians have acheived their aims of finally being able to freely spread their propaganda in an effort to prep the Earth for their impending invasion.