I thought you couldn't copyright an API.
(ba-dum ching!)
the purchase price of the single, suprisingly-expensive viewing also includes two tickets for the same film non-moviegoers just watched at home.
Oh. Like what J. K. Rowling claimed? I guess it's okay then.
Wait... I thought Maxwell Sheffield invented Email.
I thought Microsoft invented that thing where you have a hole in the side of your house that you can't exactly walk through, but you sure can see through.
He'll be claiming to have invented grave robbing?
Citizens say idiots 'threaten our freedoms,' call for ban on idiot legislators.
I can just imagine future math courses if a stupid law like this makes any sort of headway.
Student: "Why do we have to show our work?"
Teacher: "To give it to the NSA in case you're a terrorist."
Anybody else reminded of Kasparov's run for President?
It would probably still be up if Steven Soderbergh had done it instead...
I wonder how this would have been resolved if his name was Adam Miller (or some similar white-ish name) instead.
You know, the funny thing is, if people could actually download houses, cars, food, etc., they probably would, and wouldn't feel very bad about doing it.
(And yes, I know the original argument isn't actually "You wouldn't download a car.")
I'm surprised it took this long. A simple Google Books search yielded a few pre-1923 examples of this song.
E.g., https://books.google.com/books?id=VngxAQAAMAAJ&q=%22happy+birthday+to+you%22&dq=%22happy+birthday+to+you%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CDkQ6AEwBDgKahUKEwieuOSb8P3GAhXB1IAKHXfKDT4 (1922)
and https://books.google.com/books?id=TfoaAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA63&dq=%22happy+birthday+to+you+happy%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CB0Q6AEwAGoVChMI9OXzgfH9xgIVyJiACh3AiAig#v=onepage&q=%22happy%20birthday%20to%20you%20happy%22&f=false (1911)
Can I get a cut of the legal fees? I think I spent about 2 minutes looking that up.
While they're at it, they should rename Yankee Stadium. I take offense to that term, as the British used it as a derogatory term for Americans (or whatever they were called back then), and is nowadays used as a derogatory term for "Northerner" in the South.
"Belt Buckle Sales Face Historic Low"
I was just about to buy the complete The Dukes of Hazzard series.
At the very least, she needs to file a Form 720 (Report of Foreign Assets).
Also, at least in the US, there's that whole "supernatural authors" not being eligible for copyright protection thing.
Oklahoma!? Trump's proposed wall isn't north enough...