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  • Aug 23, 2010 @ 10:11pm

    Music Sucks!! (cont.)

    I didn't realize that the song I put was made in 2001. Haha, here's a more modern example.
    I�m through with standing in line
    to clubs we�ll never get in
    It�s like the bottom of the ninth
    and I�m never gonna win
    This life hasn�t turned out
    quite the way I want it to be

    I want a brand new house
    on an episode of Cribs
    And a bathroom I can play baseball in
    And a king size tub big enough
    for ten plus me

    I�ll need a credit card that�s got no limit
    And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
    Gonna join the mile high club
    At thirty-seven thousand feet

    I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
    My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
    Somewhere between Cher and
    James Dean is fine for me

    I�m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I�d even cut my hair and change my name

    �Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We�ll all stay skinny �cause we just won�t eat
    And we�ll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger�s
    Gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny
    With her bleach blond hair
    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

    I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
    Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
    Sign a couple autographs
    So I can eat my meals for free

    I think I�m gonna dress my ass
    with the latest fashion
    Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
    Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
    blow my money for me

    I�m gonna trade this life
    For fortune and fame
    I�d even cut my hair
    And change my name

    �Cause we all just
    wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses
    driving fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and
    the drugs come cheap
    We�ll all stay skinny
    �cause we just won�t eat
    And we�ll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger�s
    gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny
    with her bleach blond hair
    And we�ll hide out in the private rooms
    With the latest dictionary and
    today�s who�s who
    They�ll get you anything
    with that evil smile
    Everybody�s got a
    drug dealer on speed dial
    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

    I�m gonna sing those songs
    that offend the censors
    Gonna pop my pills
    from a pez dispenser
    When they ask why I drink all day
    I�ll say because I can

    I�ll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
    Lip sync em every night so I don�t get �em wrong
    Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am

    I�m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I�d even cut my hair and change my name

    Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hillltop houses driving fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We�ll all stay skinny �cause we just won�t eat
    And we�ll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger�s gonna wind up there
    Every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
    And we�ll hide out in the private rooms
    With the latest dictionary and today�s who�s who
    They�ll get you anything with that evil smile
    Everybody�s got a drug dealer on speed dial
    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

    THESE LYRICS SUCK. IT'S ALL CORRUPTION!!!! ITS ALL POST GRUNGE WANABE BULLSHIT.

  • Aug 23, 2010 @ 10:01pm

    Music Sucks!!

    I totally agree. What happened to bands that were GOOD, and actually put massive amounts of passion in the music? Nirvana, for example.....Kurt Cobain put more passion into his music that any other singer of a band put into. You could hear the eeriness of his voice and the trauma he has gone through. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?? Now it's just these "record labels" spewing out shitty rat cum everywhere. I'll give you an example, here's some lyrics from a modern song by Creed

    *Hello my friend we meet again

    It's been awhile where should we begin...feels like forever

    Within my heart are memories
    Of perfect love that you gave to me
    I remember

    When you are with me
    I'm free...I'm Careless...I believe
    Above all the others we'll fly
    This brings tears to my eyes
    My sacrifice

    We've seen our share of ups and downs Oh how quickly life can turn around in an instant
    It feels so good to reunite
    Within yourself and within your mind
    Let's find peace there

    When you are with me
    I'm free...I'm careless...I believe
    Above all the others we'll fly
    This brings tears to my eyes
    My sacrifice

    I just want to say hello again....
    i just want to say hello again....

    When you are with me
    I'm free...I'm careless...I believe
    Above all the others we'll fly
    This brings tears to my eyes

    Cause when u are with me
    I'm free..i'm careless i believe
    Above all the others will fly
    This brings tears to my eyes
    My sacrifice

    My sacrifice

    I just want to say hello again
    I just want to say hello again

    My sacrifice*

    Personally this is a great example of how lyrics are generic and made for dumb Americans. OK, so here's some Nirvana lyrics.

    *What else should I be
    All apologies
    What else should I say
    Everyone is gay
    What else could I write
    I don't have the right
    What else should I be
    All apologies

    In the sun
    In the sun I feel as one
    In the sun
    In the sun
    I'm married
    buried

    I wish I was like you
    Easily amused
    Find my nest of salt
    Everything is my fault
    I'll take all the blame
    Aqua seafoam shame
    Sunburn with freezerburn
    Choking on the ashes of her enemy
    All in all is all we are (x14)*

    This is all apologies, one of the most beautifully crafted songs in the world. The two songs are polar opposites lyrically. I'm not sure why people like modern rock, it really sickens me.