CBP So Confused It Seizes Clearly Labeled OnePlus Earbuds, And Falsely Claims They're Counterfeit Apple Airpods
from the can't-tell-your-ass-from-a... dept
Homeland Security and its various sub-organizations have a fairly tragic history of seizing things they shouldn’t, claiming that non-infringing works are “counterfeits.” And DHS continues to cluelessly push out press releases that only highlight how ignorant they are regarding the basics of the very laws they’re supposed to be enforcing.
Usually, our posts on this subject focus on ICE, but it appears that its sister organization, Customs and Border Patrol, wants to get in on the act as well. Last week, CBP put out a ridiculous press release proudly claiming to have “seized” counterfeit Apple Airpods at JFK.
On August 31, CBP officers seized 2,000 counterfeit Apple Airpod Earbuds from Hong Kong destined for Nevada at an air cargo facility located at John F. Kennedy International Airport. If the merchandise were genuine, the Manufacturer?s Suggested Retail Price (MSRP) would have been $398,000.
?CBP Officers are protecting the American public from various dangers on a daily basis,? said Troy Miller, Director of CBP?s New York Field Operations. ?The interception of these counterfeit earbuds is a direct reflection of the vigilance and commitment to mission success by our CBP Officers daily.?
Because at some point, CBP may wise up and delete this press release, here’s an archived version.
To understand why this is laughable, you have to see the pictures of the seized “counterfeit” Airpods. Conveniently, clueless people at CBP decided to tweet it out:
THAT'S NOT AN ? ?
CBP officers at JFK Airport recently seized 2,000 counterfeit Apple AirPods from Hong Kong, valued at $398K had they been genuine.
— CBP (@CBP) September 14, 2020
In case you can’t see that tweet and the pictures, those are very clearly and accurately labeled as OnePlus Buds. OnePlus is a popular maker of Android mobile phones (I have one!) and accessories. It may be true that OnePlus’s bluetooth earbuds look somewhat similar to Apple’s Airpods, but that’s true of lots of different Bluetooth earbuds, and since the packaging here clearly shows that these are from OnePlus and not at all attempting to mimic or pretend to be Apple packaging, suggests that CBP, yet again, has seized legitimate products while stupidly insisting that they’re counterfeit.
OnePlus even responded to CBP on Twitter:
Hey, give those back! ?
— OnePlus USA (@OnePlus_USA) September 14, 2020
It’s almost depressing how bad DHS, CBP, and ICE are the jobs we’ve given them. Perhaps it’s time to just do away with all of them.