Dear Politicians: At Least Close Those Porn Tabs Before Sending Out Your Campaign Screenshots
from the pron dept
We all know the internet is for porn, right? But the implication in that age-old internet commandment is that it’s for porn and nothing else. But that’s not true! The internet is also for cats, for business-ing, for Techdirt, and for political messages. But what you really shouldn’t do is mix any of those formers with the latter, which it appears is what congressional candidate Mike Webb did on his Facebook page.

What you might miss if you’re not really paying attention is the open tabs Webb included in his screenshot: “Ivone sexy amateur” and “Layla Rivera tight booty.”

Some might point out that those tabs could be anything, which would be both silly and easily refuted. Both are porn. And, hey, maybe they are good porn. After all, it’s not like the revelation that an aspiring politician enjoys nudity should be shocking to us. Still, this is usually when said politician would go into run-and-hide mode, deleting posts and claiming hacks and whatnot. To his credit, Webb is not doing any of this. He actually re-posted the image in an updated post. However, he explains away the open porn tabs in terms that essentially amount to him being the Sherlock of porn-related malware.
The explanation is 2,000 words long. It does not make a huge amount of sense, but apparently blames the pornographic images on an experiment Webb was performing to see whether or not someone was using malware embedded on porn sites to infect electoral candidates with malware that would prevent them from filing their candidacy before the deadline.
Maybe. It’s honestly hard to parse. Webb writes, in part: “Curious by nature, I wanted to test the suggestion that somehow, lurking out in the pornographic world there is some evil operator waiting for the one in a gazillion chance that a candidate for federal office would go to that particular website and thereby be infected with a virus that would cause his or her FEC [federal election commission] data file to crash the FECfile application each time that it was loaded on the day of the filing deadline, as well as impact other critical campaign systems.
Sure, okay. You weren’t jacking it, you were testing out a theory of malware delivered specifically to congressional candidates through weaponized porn videos. I’ll give Webb credit: my head is spinning after trying to put the logic together that would make any of his explanation possible.
It’s probably a wasted effort. Mr. Webb, just mind your browser tabs next time, mmkay?
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Comments on “Dear Politicians: At Least Close Those Porn Tabs Before Sending Out Your Campaign Screenshots”
looks more like “tight body” than “tight booty” – it looks like a faint D more than a O being faded out.
And of course, I could always check by looking for the pages. In fact, yes dear, that’s EXACTLY what I’ve been doing….
Politicians masturbate too. They’re just like us! He has my vote!
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What you do behind that curtain is between you and your elected official’s browser tabs.
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Well, now we know where the “invisible hand” went to…
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I could get behind that sentiment if only he had just admitted “yes, I was jacking it to porn”.
Because all politicians jack it to porn, and they would all lie about doing it. So here, he is no different.
He could’ve just said that his computer had been possessed by the ghost of Strom Thurmond.
This is wonderful.
Porn''s okay
Porn’s okay, I don’t mind. But Yahoo? That’s where I draw the line.
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Mbe Yahoo is turning into a specialist porn search engine………….
This just in...
..Politicians are wankers.
I dream of the day...
…when even a politician in full candida could admit Yes, I look at naked women. And I choke the bishop. And I call him “your grace” when I do. and it would be about as scandalous as George H. W. Bush not liking broccoli.
Of course I still want it to remain scandalous if a politician is rude to a prospective lover.
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The fact that he views porn really isn’t a shock. You can pretty much assume any male over age 14 has done it.
The issue is that he’s a moron for outing himself this way. The lack of attention to detail and obliviousness is not something most people want from their ideal politician.
Also he does it so often while working that it’s no big deal and nothing that he is cautious about
It seems to have finally been pulled from his page, but of course nothing that catches people’s attention ever truly disappears from the Internet. Behold, a serving of word salad that makes Sarah Palin look like Daniel Webster:
“Ivone sexy amateur” and “Layla Rivera tight booty.” Two terms have never rocketed to the top of Google’s search list faster.
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… with Safe Search off.
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Good idea, I just did a google search of “Layla Rivera tight booty” and behold!, it looks like K`Tetch was correct, the actual tab name is “Layla Rivera tight body” and it’s a 5 minute video of the lady. Haven’t bothered to watch the video (truthfully, after all, I’m more into BDSM myself and this looks vanilla.)
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Successful product placement.
Seriously, Webb SHOULD have denied that he had porn tabs open and made a token effort to take down images.
The Streisand Effect for porn sites is like free advertising.
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Seems like “Ivone sexy amateur” is more popular, somehow.
https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=Layla%20Rivera%20tight%20body%2C%20Ivone%20sexy%20amateur&cmpt=q&tz=Etc%2FGMT%2B4
Uhuh
Webb: “…I wanted to test the suggestion that somehow…”
Well, at least he used the word “test” and not “probe”.
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I think a probe is in order for Mr. Webb.
The stupidest thing on his part though was the screenshot (he wanted to post) adds almost nothing to his post.
Instead, it added a whole lot he didn’t intend.
Benjamin Franklin once said.....
Benjamin Franklin once said, “Fart proudly.” Maybe one day a political figure might have the courage to say “Masturbate with gusto.”
I hope he used protection when he visited those sites, they *Have* been known to carry electronic pathogens.
Also… how does that work?
Internet Trojans = bad
Non-internet Trojans = not as bad
The idiot should have just admitted that he was looking at porn and moved on. The excuses and bullshit he came up with was pathetic and made even worse when he started quoting from that piece of fiction the bible in a sad attempt to show that he’s really a “good christian” and he’s roolly and troolly sorry.
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Sadly enough, admitting it would have probably ended up with news stories on Faux News about what a horrible person he is. Denying it is what everyone expects in this situation; and thus it is the most boring reaction.
And when he gets an erection...
he punishes it by giving it a good beating.
Too lazy
Why on earth would you send out screenshots that identify your browser? don’t show your laziness and crop the images you send out.
Well, at least in America your politicians aren’t flagrantly watching porn in middle session, or sketching nude girls, or giving congressional access passes to Hookers and having them giving BJs in a nearby bathroom while you have in the next room the session of the presidential impeachment committee.
Or a substitute Senator that gets a lot of influence by lending his Yatch, colloquially named “Love Boat” – in English – for his peers to spend some leisure time with escorts paid by lobbyists. And then, while maintaining the worst kept secret, go around championing a platform of defence of the family and Christian Morality.
We had a Bachelor President in the 90’s that went to Carnival, and hanged out with a Model that was using only a T – shirt. Nothing else. And journalists took pictures of them from bellow.
I’m waiting the day some political figure here pulls a Wiener or a Lord Sewel. Won’t surprise me at all.
I’m still waiting for a politician, when caught in something like this, to actually own up.
“Yes, I was watching porn. Sorry I should have been more careful to close the tabs before posting anything publicly. “
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Sorry probably shouldn’t use html comments in my post. second try:
I’m still waiting for a politician, when caught in something like this, to actually own up.
“Yes, I was watching porn. Sorry I should have been more careful to close the tabs before posting anything publicly. “
— Guy I would be proud to vote for!
“Those tabs were put there by aliens “
— Guy I am forced to vote for instead
Wait…what if the internet were for Techdirt porn?
Those are the tamest porn titles ever. At least post some good stuff next time.
Politicians: let’s ban porn from the internet because children. Trust us.