xkcd Speaks Truth To DRM: You're A Criminal Either Way

from the and-so-it-goes dept

People sure do love xkcd. I saw the latest comic last night, thinking it was amusing, but I’ve never been this deluged with submissions from people saying that we absolutely need to post it here. Either way, it does make the universal point about why you shouldn’t buy anything that includes DRM. Since any change to the DRM (such as shutting down DRM servers) means you’ll probably need to break the law to actually keep using the content you thought you “bought,” at some point, people realize they’re going to be considered a criminal either way and just vote to pirate stuff in the first place:

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Anonymous Coward (user link) says:

Delicious Cake is a Lie. Pie however...

Ah, xkcd. Your preaching to the Choir, Mike. xkcd has long been a favorite especially since he posted the analysis of The Map of the Internet entry on the blag.

xkcd is awesome, and an awakening which helps me to understand that there truly are some smart people out there, including yourself that are blogging outside of the typical ZOMG!/LOLLOL realm.

xkcd will figure out the delicious cake problem, even if it turns out to be delicious pie.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Delicious Cake is a Lie. Pie however...

Another day, another dollar, and even after the 8th call over the past 6 days, NONE of them were returned from AIG, you’d think a 32 year relationship was worth something. I’m at a loss. Sending birthday cards to everyone in the family, you’d pick up the damn phone and say:

“Yes Sir, don’t worry. Your fucking mortgage won’t be owned by the Chinese/European Bank”.

I’ve given up.
From this point forward, if we want to continue discussions, Henry Waxman will make some time.

some old guy (user link) says:

haha, true story

Just two days ago, a friend of mine was complaining about an issue he was having with an audible download. I gave him the link to the same book on TPB. He didn’t want to download that one.

I told him “look, you already paid right? So take your morally superior ass over there and get the product that actually works”

To have XKCD come out with this so shortly after was just hilarious. And yes, I spammed him with a link to the comic earlier today.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

Yes, there is quality loss. When convert an MP3 to an MP3, even at the same bitrate, you lose quality. It doesn’t matter that you’re adding an extra step to the process.

Same goes for JPEGs. If you convert a JPEG to JPEG, even at the same quality, you lose quality, even if you add an extra step of converting to a PNG first.

Scott Gardner (profile) says:

A moral difference?

I think there’s a difference between being a “criminal” because you removed DRM in order to play something you’ve purchased and being a “criminal” because you pirated it in the first place and never paid anyone a damn cent for it.

Saying that you might as well “pirate stuff in the first place” because of the future *possibility* of having to remove the DRM in order to play it is a bit of a stretch.

some old guy (user link) says:

Re: A moral difference?

I think there’s a difference between being a “criminal” because you removed DRM in order to play something you’ve purchased and being a “criminal” because you pirated it in the first place and never paid anyone a damn cent for it.

Right, circumventing DRM makes you a class C felon, while copying an audiobook without paying for it gets you a civil lawsuit (and no criminal charges at all).

Ya, I’d say that is a big difference indeed.

Matt says:

Re: Re: A moral difference?

Actually, circumventing DRM does nothing to you, while copying an audiobook without paying does nothing to do, as well.

If they can prove all this, is a different story. Just because someone has an unDRM’d copy of anything, it doesn’t make you guilty or liable for squat.

or did you selectively not learn that part of the process?

distribution, is different. Simply doing it? Tough luck. RIAA will never go after folks for just having music, because they cannot do so.

Stephen Finch says:

Burning and Ripping

In response to #6: That would be the case, if you had originally downloaded in a lossless format, and were re-ripping into a lossless format. Unfortunately, unless you are ripping your burned CD with EXACTLY the same encoder it was originally created with, it WILL have some slight quality loss. It may not be enough for the untrained(?) ear to detect, but it’s there, and it’s unacceptable.

and you know it says:

Everyone is a crook

According to the **AA you dont need to own a computer or even be alive to be a pirating criminal. When they randomly select your name, you are a criminal and you are expected to pay up or face the dire consequences. Due process is out the window and your jury of peers is a big joke. Guilty until you cough up enough money for a good lawyer. Thank goodness for the NewyorkCountryLawyer, EFF , etc

TaiShanLover says:

That is so true it ain't even frakkin funny

Bought at least $100 of music from Comcast Rhapsody which I didn’t burn onto CD’s quite soon enough and when a HD crashed unexpectedly I lost every bit of the music. Couldn’t get it replaced because according to Rhapsody’s servers I’d already “refreshed” the collection the limited number of times – which was actually an error on their part. I never got that resolved and lost every bit of the music and my $$$. DRM My sweet hindparts, too many glitches in that system. Glad I’m not the only one that got bit by that nuisance. Until the system is more user friendly, people are Pirates no matter what.

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