Online Poker? Evil! Playing The Ponies By Mobile Phone: Go For It!

from the please-explain dept

Remember how the government made sure to effectively ban online poker because it was evil? As noted, they carved out a few nice exceptions for the type of gambling they liked, specifically lotteries and horse racing. Lotteries make sense because they’re very profitable for governments. Horse racing seems to get an okay because… well… we’re guessing that a lot of politicians like to play the ponies. So, it probably comes as no surprise that New York state is now letting people bet on horse races both online and via mobile phones. It’s not clear to us why other kinds of online gambling are dangerous for your soul, but betting on horses from anywhere at any time is just dandy. Somehow, I don’t expect politicians will explain it, because it’s unlikely that they have a very good answer.


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texas joe says:

Re: Re:

“It is interesting how the government only allows…”

No it isn’t interesting. Interesting stuff doesn’t make you want to bash your head against a brick wall. It is just plain sad that we the people allow these cronies to waste our tax money making laws that are not beneficial to us. Our own elected morons have taken away more of our freedoms than any terrorist ever has. The system we use to create laws is broken and this is just more proof.

Eric says:

Online poker is a waste, please, just find out the address of the online poker company, whether it be small business or off shore corp. and send them a fat check for all the money and time (estimated of course) that you would waste trying to ‘win’.

I don’t agree with the ban
I don’t think gambling, in general, is smart choice

If you just do it for fun, thats understandable if you keep under control

Take your few hundred (or possible thousands) and invest in something worth your while… or send the money to me for this great advice I just gave!

pokerplayer says:

Re: Re:

thats a very naive comment and shows a lack of research into online poker

online poker playing is against other people and the poker companies take a very small share of this for providing you a platform to do this

the volume of people playing means they make a lot of money

but realistically its your skill at the game that determines your return and some people make a significant amount of money by playing smart

as for the ban, quite clearly its the money trail that is important. The money leaves the US economy and goes to tax havens like gibraltar for company directors and shareholders to get rich on American money without paying tax. Don’t agree with it but its easy to see why they have done it

Anonymous Coward says:

What I want to see is someone set up 32 shell companies in LV, NV. The sole assets of these companies would happen to be wagers on NFL games bought legally in sports books. People anywhere could buy and sell shares in these companies.

The concept would basically be the same as tracking stocks like Spyders (QQQ) that track the Nasdaq, S&P, etc by buying stock in other companies. Well, my companies would track teams. You could even buy and sell futures. Has no one done this? Would they find some way to ban it?

Patrick says:

Another big issue is votes. If casinos don’t exist, then preventing them from being built doesn’t hurt anyone, especially not a politician who voted to block them. Banning online gambling? It’s already been mentioned that a lot of these sites are being run from outside of the country. No harm, no foul. Horse and dog tracks, however, are spread all across the great land of liberty and closing them down would cost a very lot of people their jobs. All it would take is a quick look at the voting talley to find out who’s not going to get James Q. Homeless’ vote, or his friends’ and family’s, the next time around. Many cities and states are scrambling to come up with ideas (read “slot machines”) just to keep the tracks open. If a person’s life is ruined by leaving the tracks open, that’s a bloody shame. If a God-fearing working man’s life is ruined by closing the gambling den, that is pissing on the ‘Merican flag.

leslierad (user link) says:

Let people decide

Why not just let people decide if they want to gamble online or not. Giving people choices is what “FREEDOM” is about, it seems funny the land of the free is the least free of all when it comes to online gaming yet any American can easily fly to their nearest casino and gamble legally……

Just think of all the tax $$$ the US goverment could make.

leslierad (user link) says:

Let people decide

Why not just let people decide if they want to gamble online or not. Giving people choices is what “FREEDOM” is about, it seems funny the land of the free is the least free of all when it comes to online gaming yet any American can easily fly to their nearest casino and gamble legally……

Just think of all the tax $$$ the US goverment could make.

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