One Way To Stop Kids From Opening Presents Early: Have Them Arrested
from the modern-parenting-techniques dept
It’s holiday season, and for many kids, part of the tradition is trying to figure out what gifts their parents bought them — though, sometimes that results in kids getting a little too overanxious and jumping the gun by opening their gifts early. In an age where kids expect pretty much instant gratification, perhaps that’s not too surprising. In one case in South Carolina, apparently a 12-year-old boy was so desperate for the Nintendo Game Boy his great-grandmother bought him that he opened the package a bit early (she warned him not to open it). Now, there are all sorts of ways to teach your kids a lesson, but this particular mother decided to call the cops to have them charge the kid with larceny. The police complied, though, apparently they have their limits, never putting him in jail: “We wouldn’t hold a 12-year-old” (say it in your best “we’re not monsters” voice). Still, it seems like these days basic parenting lessons such as not opening your presents early should be doable without involving the authorities — such as by putting the gifts up for sale on eBay for other children.