Don't Bother Teaching Kids About Internet Safety, Just Sign Up For AOL
from the moral-hazard-much? dept
As AOL has seen their core ISP business deteriorate, one of the ways they’ve tried differentiating themselves is by offering kid-safe web surfing to worried parents. Though such service could never be a substitute for the booming business they once had, it’s not intrinsically a bad service, as parents should take responsibility to monitor their kids’ safety. The problem is that, like most products aimed at child safety, the marketing plays upon parents’ fear and paranoia. In Canada, the company has put out a poll claiming that parents aren’t policing the internet on their own; it even suggests that parents can’t police the internet, with half of the respondents reportedly claiming that it’s harder to talk about internet safety than it is to talk about sex. The survey comes in the wake of a triple-murder case in which the attackers (a 12-year-old girl and her 23-year-old boyfriend) allegedly met at a website called vampirefreaks.com. At the risk of stating the obvious, it sounds like there’s a deeper problem here than a lack of good internet filtering software. Even if this particular girl’s parents had signed up for AOL for Kids, that wouldn’t have solved the underlying problem. Any company selling a safe internet experience needs to offer parents real safety tools that don’t turn the internet into an antiseptic place that no 12-year-old will find cool. Simply selling fear with transparent surveys probably won’t do the trick.
Comments on “Don't Bother Teaching Kids About Internet Safety, Just Sign Up For AOL”
Internet for Dummies
Who uses AOL?
Re: Internet for Dummies
Internet for Dummies by zamo on May 8th, 2006 @ 1:45pm
Who uses AOL?
Vampire freaks. Can’t you read?
I’ve used AOL and the parental controls are more like a prison than a safety feature, “Sorry you are under 18 you are not allowed outside of AOL Kids” that is more or less how it is. I could remind you of the story about the guy who wrapped himself in bubble wrap because he was scared of germs, its the same with kids and the net, you can’t protect them from bad things all you can do is teach them right.
Re: AOL understands that...
The internet is a huge mystery to everyone, and that protecting your children is impossible…
they are all going to be raped, killed, or worse yet read things that empower them to not fit in with mainstream america
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seriously, stop blaming the internet, trying to make it ‘child proof’ etc, and just TEACH your children – our country finds it impossible to take responsibility, they want others to create solutions so they don’t have to. it isn’t that hard…
Internet for Dummies
AOL is a wonderful service everyone should take advantage of. Its like sailing into the Pacific with an Aircraft Carrier rather than a Dingie like all the other ISP’s provide.
Re: Internet for Dummies
wow ur an idiot
Re: Re: Internet for Dummies
Wow…you don’t know who Steve Case is…
Re: Internet for Dummies
Everytime I show an AOL user how to use Firefox with a blistering fast connection, an AOL accountant dies, and I smile.
Re: Re: Internet for Dummies
“Everytime I show an AOL user how to use Firefox with a blistering fast connection, an AOL accountant dies, and I smile.”
that is quite possibly the best quote I’ve ever seen in my life.
“AOL is a wonderful service everyone should take advantage of. Its like sailing into the Pacific with an Aircraft Carrier rather than a Dingie like all the other ISP’s provide.”
so that also involves your aircraft carrier sinking every 10 minutes and having no throttle control at all? 😉
Boom
Ya know what’s funny… All you have to do is sign on to AOL and use Firefox, IE or any other browser over AOL. Instant Pr0n!!
Re: Boom
Hahahah. Sounds about right. Fucking AOL…
Re: Boom
Filtered accounts don’t allow that, they block internet access to any other program except AOL. I know this, because I was exposed to it’s horror when I was younger.
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You just minimize the AOL window and open up Firefox. I’ve done it a million times. But regardless, parents need to be parents and teach their children what’s right and wrong. AOL’s software would have done nothing if those two had met at “Vampire Freaks on First & Main” instead of online.
this is like
when they had those commercials about how it protected you from all the evils of the world, and the one guy had his hard drive crash. So it protects you from hard drive crashes or is it that they can give you back all your data, since they backed it up to their servers so they could sift thru it?
The oly goos ting about Aol is its mail.
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“The oly goos ting about Aol is its mail.”
Are you kidding me? Seriously now. There’s dozens of free programs out there that notify you when you have new mail.
Paying $23.99 for AOL dialup just so you get a “You’ve got Mail!” sound is a bit ridiculous… I sure hope that 10-year-old 1 second WAV file is worth $14 a month to you.
“Who uses AOL?”
unfortunetly, AOL is the second most common browser, second only to internet explorer.
haha
No… you guys are going about it the wrong way.
Don’t tell people you don’t know AOL sucks… let them think it rocks. That way when I am talking to someone and they say “ya mail me at IAMLAME@AOL.COM I can say “sure thing” and then avoid them for the rest of my life since they have already been added to my RL “tard filter” group.
Given the choice of AOL or no internet at all, I’d sign off permanently!
Policing
What part of “vampirefreaks.com” and “12 year old girl and her 23 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND” would AOL’s policing fix? The parent of the girl should be run in for child endangerment and whatever other charges can be brought. They are not parents; they are the worst scum on this planet.
AOL? Filters?
who uses AOL?
Filters are easier to get past then child locks on a door knob, tech your freakin kids to keep themselves safe.
If americans would just stop having kids we wouldn’t have this problem.
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This would ultimately solve all the “americans are evil” problems.
Can't sheild kids
How about teaching kids how to interpret information rather than shielding them from it altogether? They’ll just have the “Catholic School-girl Syndrome” a few years later. If someone likes AOL because its easy, fine. Not everyone is so tech savvy that they’d understand how to use firefox or OSS whatever else (especially the much older generation… like my parents). But using because someone wants to protect his/her child from everything “bad” in the world… is silly and will only come back on the parent… oh wait excuse me… its just the sex they find “bad” but violence is always okay. If something’s going to be bitched about, shouldn’t it at least be the other way around?
These things wouldn’t happen as often if parents faced the reality that there kids are people too and will eventually have sex. If they taught their kids (the correct way) by teaching them how to learn and general better judgement instead of just sheltering them…
Wrong!
Umm… What you idiots talking about!?! AOL is AMAZING! Best service ever with only the customer in mind.
Signed,
AOL employees obligated to say that but go home and connect to a different ISP.
BTW, I have done side jobs for AOL’ers… when you sign on to test the Internet access, holy crap, more popups than a porn site.
Wait a minute!
Hey, hey now, Asian and Hispanic Countries are havin way more babies then the US, So many that if their not having boys their killin em off, so that females are becomming a rare breed indeed in those countries, give it another 20-50 years, it’s gonna be an all male sociaty… Gay anyone? heh… whoa… i got way off base here… ummm… USA USA USA!!
Im 15, and my dad never put restrictions on the internet. And I thank god he dident! I would probaly be one of those kids who spend their time watching TV being force fed ideas from the Fox network and would probaly have a myspace account (errgh).
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test!!!
AOL should dry up and blow away
AOL should dry up and blow away.
I hate anything that spams as a rule.
AOL spams more then a spamburger factory, and truth be told, your kids would be much safer if you tried to connect to the internet via a slab of salted spam, then AOL Kids.
and parents… umm.. BE PARENTS… teach your kids you knobs. Stop sheisting your responsibilites onto your ISP and your cable company and grow a brain capable of semi-advanced reasoning.
I never understood AOL, or people who use it. It makes no sense to me. I always thought of it something like this…
The internet is the world outside and you want to get out and see it. Using AOL is like adding an extra room to your house full of hallways and crap that will eventually lead through an opening to the world outside, while most other ISPs are just like putting a door in a wall. Why would you install all that extra nonsense? Just use your browser already man.
AOL is like saliling into the pacific with a cruiseliner that has no bottom – sure it SOUNDS promising, but once you have actually signed up for a trip on the POS you realize what you’re stuck with. AOL is worse than internet for dummies; it’s internet for RETARDS. The internet is full of the stories of people who tried to cancel their service. Fear has been used to sell all sorts of products – and it’s not surprising it’s customers like the internet prison they put their children into.
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Juliana
vampirefreaks is cool.
wats up
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