We're Gonna Need Some Of Fido's DNA
from the next-time-on-paw-and-border-(collie) dept
Frustrated after local authorities couldn’t prove that a neighbor’s dog had killed her cat, a Virginia woman had the dog’s DNA privately tested. Though the lab that did the testing said the dog was connected to the cat’s death, officials refused to act on the information since there were no witnesses. The dog’s name? Lucky, of course. No word on whether his alibi of being home alone at the time of the incident checks out.
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Er, what?
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But madam, that is not my dog.
Dumb dog owner!
The questions gotta be, why was the owner of the dog STUPID enough to give samples of the fur and saliva to the lady for testing!
Re: Dumb dog owner!
Do you suppose she may have filched fur and saliva? or, god forbid, a sample of semem? oh my.. Quick, call the Uh-oh Squad.
Re: Dumb dog owner!
Do you suppose she may have filched fur and saliva? or, god forbid, a sample of semen? oh my.. Quick, call the Uh-oh Squad.
Re: Re: Dumb dog owner!
yay for double-posts and weird last names!
Re: Re: Re: Dumb dog owner!
if i had a dog id send him over to piss in your flower bed, asshole. and u could have a sample of his dna when he got done humping yer leg.
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Wow, so that’s what happens when your neighborhood crazy cat lady has money to burn.