We're Gonna Need Some Of Fido's DNA

from the next-time-on-paw-and-border-(collie) dept

Frustrated after local authorities couldn’t prove that a neighbor’s dog had killed her cat, a Virginia woman had the dog’s DNA privately tested. Though the lab that did the testing said the dog was connected to the cat’s death, officials refused to act on the information since there were no witnesses. The dog’s name? Lucky, of course. No word on whether his alibi of being home alone at the time of the incident checks out.

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