Ooh, You Got Dissed Via Ringtone
There have been people calling for smarter ringtones as well as ruder, more offensive ones. While orgasmatones have the rude angle covered, “DisTones” blends the two by offering all sorts of, ahem, tasteful ringtones (such as “$#!*head On The Phone” or “Skanky Ho”) people can assign to particular callers. While the company behind them contends “nothing says ‘I hate you’ like a DisTone”, perhaps this is one place where ringback tones might be a better bet. Just in time for National Cell Phone Courtesy Month, too.