Wife Assaults Husband Because Of Illicit SMS

Bleeding Edge

Move over Lorena Bobbitt. In the Philippines, a housewife took some radical revenge on her husband after discovering SMS messages from another woman on his phone. The revenge was…sever…I mean severe…let’s just say she removed the threat of him being unfaithful. The story reports that, unlike Humpty Dumpty, they did put him back together again. There are so many jokes I could make here, none of which would successfully hide my discomfort.