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• Mar 19, 2025 @ 09:45am
  on Roku Further Enshittifies Its Streaming Product With Compulsory Ads On Login

  this is such a fascinating take. do you create all goods with your bare hands? i want to study you under a microscope

• Mar 18, 2025 @ 08:16am
  on Former Boss Of $42.5B Broadband Subsidy Program Warns It’s Being Ruined To Benefit Elon Musk

  As a young someone who was raised on internet accessibility programs, this tears my heart apart so badly. All for the sake of one jagoff and his stupid fucking space baby satellites.

• Feb 07, 2025 @ 01:43pm
  on UK Orders Apple To Break Encryption Worldwide While World Is Distracted

  Jesus H. Christ.

• Feb 07, 2025 @ 08:25am
  on Broadband And TV Customers Continue To Flee Charter And Comcast As Ridiculous Merger Talks Percolate

  As someone who was raised on Comcast and their shitty services in the suburbs of Chicago for a good part of my life, I really, really can't wait for them to crash and burn. Good riddance.

• Feb 06, 2025 @ 09:49am
  on But Her Emails Redux: Team Trump Makes CIA Send List Of All Recently Hired Employees Over Unclassified Email

  I love how they decided to oust a whole sector of their intelligence against a global superpower (one that is, at this point, more swaying than the US is, but I digress), just to follow some sort of 'anti-DEI' policy, despite the fact that you need to SPEAK MANDARIN to GATHER INFORMATION PRIMARILY TRANSMITTED IN MANDARIN. What an absolute shitshow.

• Feb 06, 2025 @ 09:37am
  on Democrats Should Be Stopping A Lawless President, Not Helping Censor The Internet, Honestly WTF Are They Thinking

  I want this comment pinned above my headboard.