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  • On the post: DailyDirt: Computer Generated Music

    Tex Arcana ( profile ), 08 Jul, 2012 @ 08:09pm

    Dear Darwin Tunes:

    You have been found in violation of Genetic Patent #1,475,098,537,956,875,836.b. Please report to the nearest detention center for removal of the offending gene and any growths that emanated as a result of said patented gene and any hybrid or unapproved mutation, as set forth in the Disney Proclamation of 2012.

    Thank you for your cooperation!

  • On the post: TV Analyst: Kids Love Netflix, And Disney Should Break Them Of That Nasty Habit

    Tex Arcana ( profile ), 08 Jul, 2012 @ 08:00pm

    Goe to prove he's NOT a journalist, and instead is an industry shill, bought and paid for by Di$ney et al.

    Of COURSE streaming content is a threat to their "industry models"!! They can't dictate what propaganda our children watch if it's uncommercialized and on-demand, now can they?? Instead of shoving their penises--I MEAN, their "religion" (see http://www.lolzilla.net/images/65833384040483307357.jpg for clarification) down our kids' throats, they see us lowly parents as being to stupid to properly edumacate our kidlets ("YOU MUST BUY OUR CRAP", "YOU MUST WATCH ONLY WHAT WE TELL YOU TO WATCH", "YOU MUST LISTEN TO WHAT THE OVERLOARDS SAY AND DO IT", "YOU MUST PAY FULL PRICE FOR EVERYTHNG WE DEEM TO BELONG TO US", "ARGUMENT NOT ALLOWED").

    Yeah, it makes turning us into shuffling, lockstepping, zombie drone slaves SO much harder!! :tard:

  • On the post: James Watson, Co-Discoverer Of DNA's Structure, Says 'Patenting Human Genes Was Lunacy'

    Tex Arcana ( profile ), 08 Jul, 2012 @ 07:17pm

    Intellectual Property Violation Case # 4846298ADTI-13.a90126.$/@#%????.z

    Dear sir or madam:

    You have been found in violation of our Intellectual Property, Patent #1,297,082,978,643,204.j, A Patent Covering the Gene That Makes Blood Red.

    Since it has been discovered that your blood is red, it is ordered that you give up said blood, and any red-like products in your body; as well as pay a fine not to be less than $1,853,061,067,081,921.99; and submit yourself to the nearest detention center for examination for any other genetic patent violations. If you are found to be in violation of any other patents, the offending violations will be immediately excised and you will be beaten into paying the appropriate fine, again not to be less than $1,853,061,067,081,921.99.

    Thank you for your cooperation.

    Citizen Corporation
    666 Insanity Way
    Washington, DC, 00666

  • On the post: James Watson, Co-Discoverer Of DNA's Structure, Says 'Patenting Human Genes Was Lunacy'

    Tex Arcana ( profile ), 08 Jul, 2012 @ 07:08pm

    Re: no ownership of people

    "'Corporations are people, my friend',

    http://i.imgur.com/AUEf2.jpg

    Please!

  • On the post: Dear Judge Koh: Competition Is No Reason To Ban A Phone

    Tex Arcana ( profile ), 08 Jul, 2012 @ 06:50pm

    Re: The F700 did not proceed the iPhone.

    Well, in a sense, the F700 did lead to the iPwn, if that's to be believed.

    However, this (http://sim-unlock.net/foto/12_11_06_HTC_Cingular_8125.jpg) , by quick google search, definitely PRECEEDED the iPwn--and so, according to your usage of the word, PROCEEDED to the iPwn. And, since the HTC has rounded corners, a touch screen, icons, and a round button on the bottom, HTC should sue crApple for infringement. QED.

  • On the post: Innovation, Copying And Civil Disobedience

    Tex Arcana ( profile ), 01 Jul, 2012 @ 05:54pm

    This image says it all:

    http://i.imgur.com/MB4xe.jpg

  • On the post: Band Explains Why It Loves When Fans Download Unauthorized Copies Of Its Music

    Tex Arcana ( profile ), 27 Jun, 2012 @ 04:08pm

    Yanno, there was a band once upon a time, that was so obscure, they had to GIVE AWAY their stuff on cassette after every show. They gave it all away, night in and night out, to anyone that held their hand out. No idea how many of those downl--I mean, "cassettes"--ended up in the garbage/Recycle Bin; but, enough stayed in the hands/radios/hard drives of those fans that loved the music, including COPIES of said cassettes, given to more and more people, until a record label took notice and signed this band.

    So: the record label signed this band based on the popularity of their (by today's rules) ILLEGALLY COPIED and DISTRIBUTED works. And this band gained their first popularity due to their fans ILLEGALLY COPYING their works. Oh, the ironies.

    And the ultimate irony?? This band was Metalliwhore--I MEAN, "Metallica".

    Yeah.

    What can we take away from this? That the MAFFIAA (and Metalliwhore) are a bunch or retarded asshats.

    If things keep going the way they're going, there won't be anyone left to buy any media, and they will ALL collapse within their house of cards. Along with the entire global economy, but that's another discussion altogether.

  • On the post: Mighty Buzzard's Favorite Techdirt Posts Of The Week

    Tex Arcana ( profile ), 11 Feb, 2012 @ 07:44pm

    "And why are these yahoos still supporting bills that they know are poison?"

    Because these psychopathic morons are BOUGHT AND PAID FOR by the effing MAFIAA via lobbyists to begin with!! They're simply worse than street corner whores selling out to the highest bidder, despite the fact we already pay them a metric fvckton to try to prevent this bs to begin with!!

    It's time to VOTE THE FUCKERS OUT OF OFFICE!! Or kick them out with a big lead boot.

  • On the post: Son Of ACTA (But Worse): Meet TPP, The Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement

    Tex Arcana ( profile ), 11 Feb, 2012 @ 07:36pm

    "Zeig Heil", everyone?

    That's a bit disingenuous, tho... Can't blame the Germans for this steaming pile of poop.

    Nope, this falls square on the shoulders of the MAFIAA and their purchased politicians, who have pretty much succeeded in making this joint the "Corporate States of AmurrriKKKa", where thoughtcrimes will land you into prison, with no chance of parole.

    I am embarrassed and saddened to see that our lives and freedoms have been sold out to the highest bidders... especially since they've made those bids with the $850 billion they stole from us to begin with.

    I think this might just trigger the next civil war... When was the last time a politician said "no" to an angry mob of armed people??