"Yelp": the sound you make when you get screwed by Yelp.
"This just in: Apple patents actual turning of pages for all media. Lawsuits to follow."
:rolleyes: only in TexASS...
Of course not, because ALL custo:tard:s are pirates!!
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HAIL CTHULU!!!!
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PIRATE, not "private"--damn you autocorrect!!
um, gnudist, you ARE a private according to the MAFIAA: you listen to/watch media; therefore, you are a pirate and a criminal, and should pay. And pay big. Really big. Just empty your pockets right here, while we empty your accounts. No, you get no lube, either.
Those pesky Russians, always trying to make another Soviet!
Oh, snap: the US is trying to do the same thing...
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This United States is becoming the Soviet Union:
--You invent something, the State gets it.
--Keep your mouth shut, you get to stand in lines for toilet paper for a few more months.
--Complain, and the State sends you to Wyoming (n?e Siberia).
--Complain some more, and the State kills you.
--Meanwhile, the C̶E̶O̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶a̶w̶y̶e̶r̶s̶ Politiburo members get rich off your work.
--Once in a while, they send the police to search your tenement and give you a beating, for good measure--I mean, they gotta keep the proles down, right??
Sound about right?
Sound about right?
HACKERS, BAAAAD!! LAWYERS, GOOOOOD!! CEOS, GOOOD!!
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So someone needs to make a time machine to go forward in time and find infringements so they can initiate the lawsuits now; and thereby have the monetary damages waiting for them in an account when the time comes!!
Imagine the possibilities!! Taking loans against future collateral! Arrested for future crimes! Convicted and executed in Texas for rustling stuff patented in the future by someone from the past!!
The trolls will have a field day!
David? David Kappos?? Why don't you come out of hiding and actually show yourself?? Come on, just peek that head out around the corner, don't mind the red laser dot between your eyes...
Very interesting idea. I'm gonna join the Pirate Party (big middle finger to the MAFIAA)
Personally, I think we should break their legs if they file frivolous patent lawsuits, and lose.
Imagine how many lawyers would balk at THAT!!
(thank you Frank Herbert for that idea)
Problem is, capitalism is anarchy is it isn't bridled--meaning there MUST be some form of regulation to prevent the capitalists from doing unfair, unsavory, and/or illegal things to gain their monopoly (Microsoft, MAAFIA, SCO, Apple, etc).
If you like companies waging open warfare on their competitors and customers, then you like this step with the PTO. Otherwise, you need to make your voices heard, and get those bastards out of office.
Wow, I guess what we pay him with our taxes must not be enough, if he has to t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶b̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶M̶A̶F̶I̶A̶A̶ supplement his income through questionable sources.
I think it's time we kicked him out.
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You must be one of those so-called cyber-security "professionals" who got his ass pwned by that kid.
They are intrinsically evil: they are based on subjugating people into sameness and indoctrination, then performing bad acts to take the most money possible away from everyone while providing the worst product possible.
Just like the original corporations: churches.
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While yer at it, sue the booze manufacturer for making booze intoxicating; sue car maker for making a car easy for drunks to drive; sue the bar for serving the booze; sue the police for not getting there quick enough to stop him driving; sue his wife for not stopping him from that one last drink; sue his kids for causing the stress that forced him to drink; sue his boss for being an asshole; sue Obama for obamacare and how it caused him stress forcing him to drink;...