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• On the post: The Selfie Monkey Strikes Back: Lawyers Claim Of Course Monkeys Can Sue For Copyright

  

  teched ( profile ), 05 Dec, 2015 @ 03:15pm

  Jury of his peers

  May I suggest that Naruto's interests would best be served if this case were tried by a jury of his peers.

• On the post: Hillary Clinton Joins The 'Make Silicon Valley Break Encryption' Bandwagon

  

  teched ( profile ), 20 Nov, 2015 @ 02:37pm

  All your encryptions belong to us

  So the US government will mandate backdoors. This will effectively ban encryption in the US.
  
  That means people in the US who want encryption will need to get it from outside the USA. Is this merely your government's way to get everyone to use Tor?
  
  Wait, that leaves mobile phones. I guess US citizens wanting a secure phone will need to buy it on silk road. Perhaps one day people wanting a secure phone will be able to get one for medicinal purposes only.

• On the post: A Weave Is Not A Toy: Toys R Us Opposes Hair Extension Company Trademark

  

  teched ( profile ), 20 Nov, 2015 @ 02:14pm

  Fight Back

  Has anyone considered suing Toys R US for grammar violations?
  Think of the children...

• On the post: Predictable: The Fragmented Media Will Give Us All Our Post-Oregon-Shooting Outrage Blankets

  

  teched ( profile ), 02 Oct, 2015 @ 02:45pm

  Follow the money

  Let me hep you folks to direct your outrage.
  
  Who benefits from this stuff?
  
  Gun manufacturers? - obvious, been talked about for decades, still getting nowhere.
  
  The media? - are they trying to stop this, or ensuring it will happen again?

• On the post: Sexting Teens Sentenced To A Year Without Cellphones And All The Warrantless Searches They Can Be Subjected To

  

  teched ( profile ), 17 Sep, 2015 @ 03:45pm

  Simple message really...

  North Carolina's lesson to all teenagers; encrypt your phone.

• On the post: From Internet Connected Drink Mixer To Any Remote Configuration On The Internet: August's Stupid Patent Of The Month

  

  teched ( profile ), 01 Sep, 2015 @ 04:02pm

  Why Troll?

  Is it time to label these people more correctly?
  A troll merely sows discord. These sort of patent abusers are actively trying to harm existing business for their own ends.
  I suggest calling them Patent Terrorists.
  Then sic Homeland Security onto them.