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  • Carreon's Full Filing Reveals He Donated To Oatmeal Campaign Himself, Plus Other Assorted Nuttiness

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 19 Jun, 2012 @ 12:44pm

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    These techdirt nazi scumbags are doing to Charles what they did to the Jews in Nazi Germany:

    The Jewish Lawyer

    Just as children have their fights,
    Grown-ups have their quarrels, too.
    Parents judge in children?s squabbles,
    Judges settle grown-ups? disputes.
    A good lawyer must before the judge
    Lay bare all the details of the case
    When the trial once begins.
    The lawyer gets his money.
    So it is in the whole wide world...
    Our farmer Michael goes to town.
    He?s got a date with the sharp attorney.
    See him in the sketch I?ve drawn,
    With handsome wife in fine attire.
    Next them the lawyer may be seen,
    He?s looking very poor and mean.
    Just now his trade is very slack,
    From farmer Michael he expects a whack!
    To the farmer he makes a plea:
    ?Dear rich Michael be kind to me.
    Couldn?t you bring me butter, wine,
    Flour and eggs? That would be fine!
    Just give me time with this tricky suit;
    We?ll win the case and money to boot!?
    Here?s good prospect, I surmise,
    But all he said was a pack of lies.
    The peasant folk from Dummelsbrumm
    Believe it all: they are so dumb!
    They bring him every kind of food.
    And, Boy! that lawyer?s feeling good.
    The end is sad to this long tale:
    The farmer had to go to court,
    So long the Jewish lawyer fought,
    Primed with the farmers butter and eggs.
    Now round and plump and plump and round,
    Jew lawyer weighs 240 pound.
    Only when there was nothing left
    Did, strangely enough, the trial end.
    The farmer, true, had won the case;
    Now he wonders with long face
    Who his goods and money took.
    They were stolen all by the Jewish crook.

    http://naderlibrary.com/911.trustnofoxongreenheath.htm

  • Carreon's Full Filing Reveals He Donated To Oatmeal Campaign Himself, Plus Other Assorted Nuttiness

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 19 Jun, 2012 @ 12:36pm

    Mike Masnick Retard Wannabe Lawyer Writer ejaculates: "Carreon tries to claim that these images actually incite Inman's followers into action:
    'Inman?s followers are by and large technologically savvy young people eager to follow the latest trend, who embrace Inman?s brutal ideology of tearing you a new asshole.'
    Seriously? Carreon is literally arguing that fans of a silly comic with cartoonishly ridiculous violence leads them to 'embrace' this 'brutal ideology?' Carreon really ought to spend more time online. Carreon repeatedly makes incredibly weak connections between Inman's cartoons, his online persona and the later hatred directed his way, but without any actual evidence."

    My response: History is full of evidence of the connection between hate speech and hate action. We need go no further than the Nazi propaganda against the Jews. "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion," Henry Ford's "The International Jew," and cartoon books like Elwira Bauer's "Trust No Fox on His Green Heath and No Jew on His Oath," were all tools for teaching anti-semitism. They had a widespread influence, all evil, that was used as a justification for the Holocaust and innumerable pogroms around the world. As Perry M. Atterberry said, they "feed the fears of the credulous and fan the flames of fanaticism and hate."

    Who in their right mind could say that there is no connection between thought and action? Only a fascist would say something like this.

  • Carreon's Full Filing Reveals He Donated To Oatmeal Campaign Himself, Plus Other Assorted Nuttiness

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 19 Jun, 2012 @ 08:37am

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    But it's really depressing, and I'm getting the fuck out of here. These people are UGLY.

  • Carreon's Full Filing Reveals He Donated To Oatmeal Campaign Himself, Plus Other Assorted Nuttiness

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 19 Jun, 2012 @ 08:35am

    Re: Re: Carreon's Disciplinary History

    Not that this terrorist lynch mob cares anything for the truth. There's a driving ignorance and hatred going on at this TechDirt site that I've never seen before. I think it's a cover for the Mafia, I really do.

  • Carreon's Full Filing Reveals He Donated To Oatmeal Campaign Himself, Plus Other Assorted Nuttiness

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 19 Jun, 2012 @ 08:19am

    Re: Carreon's Disciplinary History

    Charles didn't do anything. He took the fall for a decision I made to pay the rent on the basis of a prior agreement with our client to pay, on which agreement client reneged when his company went bust and he split with his partner, which partner we sided with, who ended up opening a car wash rather than work with said partner, and it was a vendetta against Charles for his alliance with good partner, as opposed to bad partner. Things are seldom what they seem.

  • Carreon's Full Filing Reveals He Donated To Oatmeal Campaign Himself, Plus Other Assorted Nuttiness

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2012 @ 10:45pm

    WANTED FOR IMPERSONATING A CHARITY: MATT INMAN
    $100,000 REWARD
    (Balloon 1: "Fight Cancer")
    (Balloon 2: "Love Bears")

    http://www.american-buddha.com/wanted-poster-matt-inman10.jpg

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2012 @ 12:01pm

    Or Marc Randazza ... please, please, please let it be one of them. These guys just talk out their ass.

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2012 @ 11:59am

    I really hope that Ken at Popehat (why is he the Pope's hat?)volunteers to represent Matt Inman pro bono. It'll be so much easier for us to win, then.

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 06:54pm

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    "Kepler had established that the cube of a planet's distance from the Sun divided by the square of its year always equaled a constant." -- "How the Dead Souls of Venice Corrupted Science," by Webster Griffin Tarpley

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 06:50pm

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    "[T]he Cube, emblem of Odin ..."

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 06:10pm

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    I assumed that the admin would delete this comment, so I changed it a little bit on the other thread, "Carreon lashes out." So please, don't anyone consider this the final version.

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 05:42pm

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    Like I say, lawsuits are Charles' department. Which do you like better? Don't try to change the subject.

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 05:36pm

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    "Darling?" Since we're exchanging terms of endearment, let's play a real free speech game. I link you to the ABOL archive of Italian spanking imagery, and to its screencap gallery of the lesbian bondage classic scene from Sexus, original music by Chet Baker, directed by Jose Benazaref, and you tell me which you like better.

    "Outing?" That's so pre-Obama! Who could "out" anyone for any sexual proclivity short of pederasty now, and claim any kind of "left" credentials? You're not suggesting something truly outre, are you?

    And about the subpoena, JK. I have no control over what Charles does. He's an officer of the court, who would never abuse his authority.

    http://www.american-buddha.com/italian.spank.htm
    http://www.american-buddha.com/love.discipline.htm

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 05:17pm

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    For all of that illegal content on your hard drive. You'll have to seek a protective order to keep your porn stash private. What's your preference -- het, gay, bi, BDSM?

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 05:13pm

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    So far, ABOL has responded to a handful of DMCA notices, to which ABOL has replied with counternotices that have universally been accepted as valid by numerous international publishers, all of whom have accepted the legitimacy of ABOL as a library by taking no further action after the content was reposted. The sole exception to this is Penguin USA, that sued three years ago in the SDNY, was promptly pitched out of court by District Judge Lynch for lack of personal jurisdiction, appealed to the 2nd Circuit, ("American Buddha I") that booted the jurisdictional issue up to the New York Court of Appeals ("American Buddha II"), that sent it back to Judge Koeltl, who is now administering jurisdictional discovery, after which the motion to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction will be renewed, and we anticipate, granted, after American Buddha establishes its pure non-profit bona fides by showing no income.

    As an aside, no music publisher or movie studio has ever submitted a DMCA notice. It would seem that the RIAA accepts the library-lending exemption, which is buttressed by a downloading blocker that prevents more than one MP3 from being played at any time by any user, such that it is no different in its operations from the old-fashioned listening booths, i.e., a room with a turntable and a speaker, that were available for years at public libraries before the collapse of informational services at the neighborhood paper bricks and mortar level.

    With regard to transcriptions of screenplays and illustrated screencap galleries, American Buddha first became a huge resource in this field with its ground-breaking illustrated screenplay method of presenting Richard Linklater's "Waking Life," and became the go-to-source for students of that seminal post-modern work. Should any question of legal action arise, the statute of limitations, three years for copyright infringement, has long ago expired on virtually all of the motion picture content, since I was most prolific in that field a few years back, and have lately concentrated on archiving rare and otherwise unavailable works such as Jung's recently-published "Red Book," which will not be found outside a few rare-book reading rooms in American libraries. Thanks to my oversized scanner and trusty Dell Quad-Core, students of Jung can have access to this all-important work, that was kept unpublished for many years after his death by his literary executors, which I bought at the first opportunity.

    Perhaps it is a mark of your own insufficient self-worth, perhaps due to not giving away enough of your labor, and instead holding forth spitting bile in digital fora, that you speak of things regarding which you have no understanding. Indeed, I will assume this and as a scholar, commend you to your books.

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 04:59pm

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    Since when did you become a copyright chicken hawk? You probably still have MP3s and movies on your hard drive that you got through illegal file-sharing on Napster, Kaaza, and Pirate Bay, you hypocrite. Better delete all of them right now before Charles subpoenas them to prove that you're a media mole.

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 04:54pm

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    I already replied to YOU on the other thread. But I'm happy to repost it here.

    ***** REPOST FOR RETARD *****

    I'll just quote the statute and add a comment and explain how it applies in the online context. Of course, you could have googled "copyright + library" and found it yourself, but that is apparently above your grade level.

    17 USC ? 108 - Limitations on exclusive rights: Reproduction by libraries and archives

    Current through Pub. L. 112-128. (See Public Laws for the current Congress.)

    " (a) Except as otherwise provided in this title and notwithstanding the provisions of section 106, it is not an infringement of copyright for a library or archives, or any of its employees acting within the scope of their employment, to reproduce no more than one copy or phonorecord of a work, except as provided in subsections (b) and (c), or to distribute such copy or phonorecord, under the conditions specified by this section, if?

    (1) the reproduction or distribution is made without any purpose of direct or indirect commercial advantage;

    (2) the collections of the library or archives are

    (i) open to the public, or

    (ii) available not only to researchers affiliated with the library or archives or with the institution of which it is a part, but also to other persons doing research in a specialized field; and

    (3) the reproduction or distribution of the work includes a notice of copyright that appears on the copy or phonorecord that is reproduced under the provisions of this section, or includes a legend stating that the work may be protected by copyright if no such notice can be found on the copy or phonorecord that is reproduced under the provisions of this section."

    At the American Buddha Online Library (ABOL), we have a notice posted that applies this section to the reproduction of transient digital copies on the user's computer, and voila, we have immunity from copyright infringement liability. No court has ever pronounced on the viability of this theory of copyright infringement immunity, and our legal counsel, Charles Carreon, has thusfar carried the day in defense litigation directed at ABOL by Penguin USA. Litigation is the test, and ABOL has passed it. Theorize in a knowledge vacuum if you are so inclined. In space, no one can hear you bloviate.

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 04:45pm

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    There's a library exemption to copyright infringement. See the other thread "Carreon continues to lash out."

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer Charles Carreon Just Keeps Digging: Promises He'll Find Some Law To Go After Oatmeal's Matt Inman

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 04:18pm

    I love that scene from "Labyrinth," starring David Bowie, where Hoggle and Sarah are on their way to the center of the castle and the very rocks start speaking to them:

    "Don't go on. Go back while you still can. This is not the way. Take heed and go no further. Beware. Beware. Soon it will be too late."

    And Hoggle answers: "Yeah! Don't pay any attention to them. They're just false alarms. You get a lot of them in the labyrinth. Especially when you're on the right track."

    And a rock interrupts: "Oh, no, you're not."

    Hoggle tells him to shut up.

    The Rock explains: "Sorry. Just doing my job."

    And Hoggle says, "You don't have to do it to us. Just forget it."

    Rock says, "Oh, please, I haven't said it for such a long time."

    Finally, Hoggle gives in: "Oh, all right, but don't expect a big reaction."

    Rocks -- grateful -- says: "No, no, no, of course not -- (DUM DA DA DUM!) For the path you will take will lead to certain destruction."

    He's so very, very grateful to be able to do his job.

    http://www.naderlibrary.com/labyrinth.screen.toc.htm

  • Funnyjunk's Lawyer, Charles Carreon, Continues To Lash Out: Accuses Matt Inman Of 'Instigating Security Attacks'

    TaraCarreon ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2012 @ 03:58pm

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    Could you tell me exactly what you think is "fucking nuts"? The 1, 2, 3 of your belief. I would love to start talking about specifics. Or are you just an anonymous bomb thrower? Totally lacking in sincerity?

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