SOPA has changed the very meaning of the words to the U.S. national anthem.
Please note that instead of, "The land of the free and the home of the brave," please insert, "The land of the justifiably paranoid and the home of terror awareness."
Thank you for updating your documents. You may be billed by a nationally accredited service through DMCA for this update and for the love of all things Holy, STOP singing the 'Happy Birthday Song' without paying royalties! They WILL hunt you down for that! Warner Chappell bought the rights in 1990. They did not write either the lyrics or the music but they WILL sue you and with the three letter organizations of the U.S. behind them and SOPA making this all possible you might end up with several black SUVs in your driveway on little Suzy's birthday. You have been warned!
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