Couldn't sell wine
Couldn't sell steaks
Bankrupted an airline
Bankrupted a casino
Couldn't sell water
Video game died and went out of circulation
Magazine went out of business
Mortgage business collapsed
Perfume business stunk
Vodka business staggered into oblivion
Matress become unSertafied
But now he's gonna sell cars
Because Elongater is a genius
All very stable
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Confirmation Bias
I think this is great. There are already so many reasons not to buy a Samsung fridge. I like the way they’re piling it on.
P Kyle
Gotta wonder how that Peter Kyle dude feels about the Epstein Files caper.
Couldn't sell wine Couldn't sell steaks Bankrupted an airline Bankrupted a casino Couldn't sell water Video game died and went out of circulation Magazine went out of business Mortgage business collapsed Perfume business stunk Vodka business staggered into oblivion Matress become unSertafied But now he's gonna sell cars Because Elongater is a genius All very stable