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• Nov 13, 2011 @ 05:00pm

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  on Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

  Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

• Sep 21, 2011 @ 04:26pm

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  on No, Angry Birds Is Not Costing $1.5 Billion In Lost Productivity

  Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

• Sep 08, 2011 @ 01:21pm

  They keep moving my desk

  on Kellogg's Stakes Claim To Toucans, Mayan Imagery; Issues Cease-and-Desist To Guatemalan Non-Profit

  First to floor 15, but then they moved it again to floor 31, and I told Mike about it and he to tell Mr.Costanza. But then they moved my desk again to floor 64. And they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

• Sep 08, 2011 @ 12:54pm

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  on Judge: Using The Copyright System To Force People To Pay Up Is Unconstitutional

  Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...