As a precaution against unwanted possible terrorist activities all members of the STM Board and operations have to arrive at their doctors within 2 days to become neutered as soon as possible to avoid a possible terrorist infiltration.
No kids = no terrorists.
In case there are already children, please send those to the neuterisation to avoid unwanted terrorism in other places.
This must be unfortunately done to avoid further spread of terrorism.
And in case this message will be ignored, please let it be known that I have the full genetic profile and thus the copyright to all human bodies and can sue therefore at any time.
Sincerely,
Person-Next-Door
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Re: Prevention measures
As a precaution against unwanted possible terrorist activities all members of the STM Board and operations have to arrive at their doctors within 2 days to become neutered as soon as possible to avoid a possible terrorist infiltration.
No kids = no terrorists.
In case there are already children, please send those to the neuterisation to avoid unwanted terrorism in other places.
This must be unfortunately done to avoid further spread of terrorism.
And in case this message will be ignored, please let it be known that I have the full genetic profile and thus the copyright to all human bodies and can sue therefore at any time.
Sincerely,
Person-Next-Door