TSA gropings have little or nothing to do with security - it's all about demonstrating to the world that that all Americans are not just accused, but convicted criminals.
We must all be groped because we are all convicted racists guilty of profiling dark-skinned Middle Eastern Muslim males and oppressing people from poor countries.
For this reason:
1. We must grope children and grandmothers to provide constant ongoing evidence that we are not racial profiling.
2. Being groped makes some small atonement for our past sins of being racist oppressors.
3. We need to be taught a lesson that America has been a force of evil, oppression, and greater unfairness in the world.
Anyone who doesn't accept, even embrace being groped willingly is obviously a bitter clinger to outmoded values and should be placed on a watch list.
And if a TSA agent is able to grab a few iPads and other goodies to stuff down his own pants in the process, that just helps advance the cause of punishing the guilty oppressors.
We are all accused criminals, don't you see?
TSA gropings have little or nothing to do with security - it's all about demonstrating to the world that that all Americans are not just accused, but convicted criminals.
We must all be groped because we are all convicted racists guilty of profiling dark-skinned Middle Eastern Muslim males and oppressing people from poor countries.
For this reason:
1. We must grope children and grandmothers to provide constant ongoing evidence that we are not racial profiling.
2. Being groped makes some small atonement for our past sins of being racist oppressors.
3. We need to be taught a lesson that America has been a force of evil, oppression, and greater unfairness in the world.
Anyone who doesn't accept, even embrace being groped willingly is obviously a bitter clinger to outmoded values and should be placed on a watch list.
And if a TSA agent is able to grab a few iPads and other goodies to stuff down his own pants in the process, that just helps advance the cause of punishing the guilty oppressors.
Shocking
Senator Chuckie Schumer engaging in misinformed grandstanding? I'm shocked! I'm surprised! I'm apoplectic!