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  • Do We Really Want To Hand Over Control Of The Internet To A Group That Sued A Dead Grandmother

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 21 Dec, 2011 @ 01:04pm

    Re: Re: Re: Defensive

    WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ZOMBIES!

  • Do We Really Want To Hand Over Control Of The Internet To A Group That Sued A Dead Grandmother

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 21 Dec, 2011 @ 01:01pm

    Maybe that dead Grandmother can pay for the song she downloaded, directly to the dead artist in the afterlife. Considering they still get copyright protection long after musicians die, it makes the most sense.

  • RIAA Whines That Google Won't Let It Program Google's Search Algorithm

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 21 Dec, 2011 @ 12:41pm

    Re: Re:

    actually, duckduckgo compiles its results from 50 sources, including Bing and Google. So no, its not a bing search engine.

  • RIAA Whines That Google Won't Let It Program Google's Search Algorithm

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 21 Dec, 2011 @ 12:37pm

    Re: Re: Re: Let's be reasonable.

    Ah, a fellow reprap enthusiast I see. I have a Huxley myself. Making a Prusa soon.

  • RIAA Whines That Google Won't Let It Program Google's Search Algorithm

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 21 Dec, 2011 @ 12:08pm

    Re: Re: Let's be reasonable.

    Don't worry, it is on its way....

  • RIAA Whines That Google Won't Let It Program Google's Search Algorithm

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 21 Dec, 2011 @ 11:50am

    Re: Let's be reasonable.

  • Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 13 Nov, 2011 @ 04:52pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: "astroturfing"

    OPEN YOUR EEEEYEEESS I SEEEE.....

  • Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 13 Nov, 2011 @ 04:48pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re:

    ಠ_ಠ

  • Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 13 Nov, 2011 @ 04:44pm

    Re: Re:

    Hey, you didn't pay the pimp. I'm going to get Milt

  • Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 13 Nov, 2011 @ 04:40pm

    Re: Re: Re: Awwww, I did it, its all my fault

    You recipe pirates are killing the entire food industry!

  • Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 13 Nov, 2011 @ 04:34pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awwww, I did it, its all my fault

    Jenner and Block *

  • And Then There Were Three: Bye, Bye EMI

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 11 Nov, 2011 @ 12:19pm

    Don't be fooled by label propaganda

    Here's one example of how shills and their masters at the copyright cartels want you to think the reality of music works:

    Reality:
    A phone rings in a small apartment where four musicians from the New Age Rock band "Eating Babies" are sitting. The Lead Guitarist Band Member One picks up the phone:
    Band manager: Hey guys! great news, quick turn on the radio on Hits FM!
    Band Member one: Its our manager, he wants us to turn on the radio.
    Band Member two: Cool..(he turns on the Radio to Hits FM)
    DJ Remix: And now for a new band fresh on the scene, here's "The Rock Town" song from "Eating Babies"
    Band Member three: DUDE, we're on the radio! Can you believe it!
    Band Member two: People are listening to our song? FUCK YEAH! Wooohooo!
    Band Member One: WE MADE IT! People are going to hear our song! Time to party.
    Band Member Four: I'll call Linda to tell her to call the gang!
    Band Member Three: I've never been so happy in my life....
    (a wild party ensues)

    The Fake Propaganda reality:
    A public pay-phone rings in a backalley where four musicians from the label produced and approved "New Age" Rock band "Eating Babies" are starving having not eaten for days. The Lead Guitarist Band Member One picks up the phone:
    Band manager: Hey guys! I have some bad news, very bad news to tell you, you better turn on the radio to Hits FM.
    Band Member one: Its our manager, he wants us to turn on the our broken old radio.
    Band Member two: I'm soo depressed (he turns on the Radio to Hits FM)
    DJ Remix: And now for a new band fresh on the scene, here's "The Rock Town" song from "Eating Babies"
    Band Member three: DUDE, we're on the radio! Can you believe it!?
    Band Member two: People are listening to our song? THOSE FUCKING PIRATE FREETARDS! THEY'RE STEALING OUR SONG!
    Band Member One: People are going to hear our song..FOR FREE! Time to sue!
    Band Member Four: I'll call Linda at the RIAA to get her gang and find these pirate Hits FM radio thieves and all their scumbag freetard listeners!
    Band Member Three: I've never been so miserable in my life....
    (a wild party *at the RIAA offices* ensues)

  • And Then There Were Three: Bye, Bye EMI

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 11 Nov, 2011 @ 12:17pm

    Re: What about their stake holders

    What about the stake holders in the whale oil industry? Surely they deserve to get their money? They invested heavily in owning whaling boats and worked hard to set up an entire distribution chain for it. Don't they deserve to be saved?

  • And Then There Were Three: Bye, Bye EMI

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 11 Nov, 2011 @ 11:50am

    Re: Why aren't /new/ labels emerging and becoming "big"?

    you're already using it blue. You just haven't noticed

  • And Then There Were Three: Bye, Bye EMI

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 11 Nov, 2011 @ 11:42am

    Re: *pops champagne*

    FINISH THEM!

  • How 'Playing It Safe' Cripples Fair Use

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 11 Nov, 2011 @ 11:26am

    Re: Fighting the Fear of Fair Use

    like being politically correct

  • Viacom Exec: 'Everyone Knows A Rogue Site When They See One'? Except He Doesn't

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 09 Nov, 2011 @ 01:11pm

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    OBVIOUS COPYRIGHT LAWS ARE KILLING THE COPYRIGHT LAWYER INDUSTRY!

  • Viacom Exec: 'Everyone Knows A Rogue Site When They See One'? Except He Doesn't

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 09 Nov, 2011 @ 01:10pm

    Re: More legalistic nit-picking. Most of the time, "obvious" is true.

    "Skim through Rapidshare, Megaupload, Filesonic, and so on, then try to tell me most files there aren't /obviously/ infringing."

    I left some of my files on there for safe keeping, does that make them infringing too Blue?

  • DailyDirt: Growing Food2.0

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 09 Nov, 2011 @ 01:04pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Remember one thing, next time they tell you you're suffering because there is too many of people, ask them why only the poor are counted in their culling 'projects'

  • DailyDirt: Growing Food2.0

    Keith_Emperor_of_Penguins ( profile ), 09 Nov, 2011 @ 01:01pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Food prices are going up do to the corrupt future's trade on wall street and the other 'markets'

    And your confusing what I wrote with land use. And Water is a completely different matter.
    In any case, nothing of what you posted has anything to do with technology, population or the capacity of production. And everything to do with uncontrolled inflation and devaluation of money.

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