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• On the post: Oh Look, Some Cop Just Got Busted For Abusing Access To Clearview AI

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 21 Jun, 2024 @ 08:53pm

  Now someone audit the database of records about people and let see how many women he was stalking.

• On the post: ‘Today We Save Our Children’ Says Governor Hochul, Signing Bill That Will Not Save Anyone

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 21 Jun, 2024 @ 08:52pm

  She also dumped a huge pile of cash into monitoring sharks to protect people from the couple shark attacks that happen every year. People just like to believe something was done & that means its fixed. If I like this post on FB that will totally help that baby with cancer and I can go on with my life.

• On the post: Free Speech Absolutist Elon Musk Removes Tweets Revealing Ted Cruz Fundraising Notes

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 21 Jun, 2024 @ 08:50pm

  Elmo simping for the guy who said to Trump, insult my wife again and I will lick your other ball. This is just part of the alternate reality that a portion of the country lives in. Covid was a scam meant to usher in the end times. They are going to come take all of our guns!! The vaccine is to implant the mark of the beast! We are an endangered species they want to wipe out because we are white. They are terrified of becoming a minority in the country, its almost like they know (but will never admit outloud) that minorities are treated like shit in the nation.

• On the post: Bigot Learns It’s Extremely Easy To Lose A Libel Lawsuit. All You Have To Do Is Engage In Libel.

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 21 Jun, 2024 @ 08:46pm

  Y'all know she is just going to let the community pay for her crimes right? She is going to beg for money, supported by a lawyer who is going to claim this was some deep state lizard alien plot to murder children and replace them with... I don't even fucking know anymore. Claim they are out to get you & the money pours out. Even better, after the unedited video is part of the fucking record these assholes are going to claim crazy chicks version was real that there were genitals everywhere in those kids faces & globohomo forced the cops to look away & if you show them the unedited pictures... it was AI deep fakes!!! Because it makes more sense to them that the secret cabal is spending millions to do this rather than spending the much lower number to just have these 'whistleblowers' executed or replaced with alien pods. See also: The asshole posting video of himself getting thrown off the ground of a childrens hospital. He claims he just wanted to talk to the ceo, but what sort of "reporter" films the comings & goings of a childrens hospital in a stunt to get trespassed, get more clicks, & donations from people screaming that if the hospital gets any public money they have to allow anyone to film anything on the property.

• On the post: Bigot Learns It’s Extremely Easy To Lose A Libel Lawsuit. All You Have To Do Is Engage In Libel.

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 21 Jun, 2024 @ 08:39pm

  She was white, she had nothing to fear.

• On the post: Oversight Report Details A Whole Bunch Of Cheating On A Sergeants Exam By NYPD Officers

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 21 Jun, 2024 @ 08:34pm

  Dear citizens of NYC, and you are paying these people & paying to settle the crimes they commit. They know you will keep paying, they will never face any penalties, and eventually even your lily white asses might end up in contempt of cop. Perhaps maybe look at the pile of very dead canaries in this coal mine & decide perhaps the mine is much to dangerous until someone cleans out the bad things & puts in more lights so you can see whats happening.

• On the post: When The Surgeon General Warned About Pac-Man

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2024 @ 06:44pm

  Someday it would be nice to live in a world where actual evidence and not just feels or soundbites defined issues so we didn't waste effort on pointless hysterics and dealt with the real issues. But then as I have oft mentioned... Humans are fucking stupid.

• On the post: 500,000 Books Have Been Deleted From The Internet Archive’s Lending Library

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2024 @ 06:42pm

  I mean you would think this wouldn't be such a big thing given the USPTO's desire to accept slapping on the internet as an invention worth protecting.

• On the post: With Criticism Of Its Tech Going Federal, ShotSpotter Fires Back With Inconsistent Assertions

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2024 @ 06:39pm

  If only there was a requirement that before law enforcement can use it, an independent review of the tech was required showing how well it actually worked. But then where else would we be getting $1 probable cause inventing "tests" so we can keep the underclass down?

• On the post: Fitbit Plumbs New Depths Of Bottomless Suckiness After Google Acquisition

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2024 @ 06:35pm

  We asked our AI if it was a good idea, it said yes so we did it. This seems to be the source of every stupid thing Google has done.

• On the post: A Lazy Press Falsely Claims Musk’s Starlink Left Amazon Tribes Addicted To Porn

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2024 @ 06:36am

  And yet Xitter still will not autocomplete the names of people in porn. I can see stars dick on the platform, but I can't get the name to auto complete when I am tweeting at them.

• On the post: Publisher Of ‘Carcassonne’ Sends C&D Notices Over Use Of The Word ‘Meeple’

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 19 Jun, 2024 @ 05:54pm

  WHY WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE MEEPLES!!!!!!

• On the post: Clearview AI Is So Broke It’s Now Offering Lawsuits Plaintiffs A Cut Of Its Extremely Dubious Future Fortunes

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 19 Jun, 2024 @ 05:53pm

  Ooooh not remembering the name of the person you are insulting, that makes so so cool and edgy... But you haven't answered me if you're still banned from Arbys.

• On the post: Publisher Of ‘Carcassonne’ Sends C&D Notices Over Use Of The Word ‘Meeple’

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 19 Jun, 2024 @ 01:38am

  Much ado about meeples. Because any game using the term meeples will TOTALLY make people stop wanting to play Carcassonne. We registered the word 20 years later, its totally only ours but only in these few places around the globe. Has been game company launches attack on new upstart trying to retain their former glory.

• On the post: Lawsuit Filed Challenging Constitutionality Of Vast Network Of Illinois License Plate Readers

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2024 @ 05:40pm

  Something something FOIA requests for state owned vehicles. Lets find those mistresses kids!!

• On the post: Crypto Bros Sue Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli Over Making A Copy Of That Wu-Tang Album The US Government Briefly Owned

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2024 @ 04:42pm

  returns the hug We love you too.

• On the post: Clearview AI Is So Broke It’s Now Offering Lawsuits Plaintiffs A Cut Of Its Extremely Dubious Future Fortunes

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2024 @ 02:38am

  Are you still banned from Arby's Chuck?

• On the post: Crypto Bros Sue Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli Over Making A Copy Of That Wu-Tang Album The US Government Briefly Owned

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2024 @ 02:37am

  And yet DoucheBro did.

• On the post: Crypto Bros Sue Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli Over Making A Copy Of That Wu-Tang Album The US Government Briefly Owned

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2024 @ 04:11pm

  "Do you know how many blowjobs that album got me?" And some were from real girls!! Screwed over people who needed a druge he owned the rights to... oh well thats bad Screwed over other finance people, BURN THE WITCH LOCK HIM IN THE TOWER. He made copies of content he no longer has the rights to & he should be made an example out of that even the powerful who violate copyright face the same insane legal repercussions. (Shhh it'll be great when they start busting labels) You are a worldwide pariah... how to restart you 15 min of fame clock & be the center of attention... He's to narcissistic to do us a favor and do a flip off of a tall building, so instead he'll create more drama... Oh and he fucked with Wu Tang... I await them helping him find out.

• On the post: Clearview AI Is So Broke It’s Now Offering Lawsuits Plaintiffs A Cut Of Its Extremely Dubious Future Fortunes

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2024 @ 03:59pm

  Which company hits 0 first Clearview or TrumpMedia

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