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• On the post: Visa And Mastercard Ban Anonymizing VPNs… Just As They Allow Wikileaks

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 05 Jul, 2013 @ 07:33am

  Re: Re: Re: Re:

  Just to clarify, the spam filter catches even registered users. I commented on how "this is how idiot AJ posts: milk! (link to worthless crap)" and it got caught, but released minutes later.

• On the post: Ecuador Pulls Ed Snowden's Travel Papers Because Julian Assange Thinks He's In Charge

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2013 @ 07:29am

  Re: Re: Re: Psychopath

  "Many short-term marital relationships"
  
  Seems spot on.

• On the post: CIA Memo On Stopping Leaks To Reporters Is Promptly Leaked To Reporters

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2013 @ 07:56am

  Having a little phun with photoshop.
  
  http://i.imgur.com/zDFAvpG.jpg
  
  Brennan can't catch a break.

• On the post: The Value Of Kickstarter: Connecting With Fans On-The-Fly

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 28 Jun, 2013 @ 07:49am

  Re: Re:

  Or just, you know, have a wizard make a baby from the gay couple's genes.
  
  Or maybe Malor is referring to the Crab People agenda, trying to get rid of the human race by turning everyone into metrosexuals.

• On the post: Ecuador Tells US To Take Its Trade Agreement And Shove It, After Threats Relayed Over Snowden

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 27 Jun, 2013 @ 09:23pm

  Re: Re: Re: Stop and think

  If democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch, then American democracy is 3 wolves and 4 lambs voting, except the wolves count as 3 votes because they live in the countryside across three different states, and all 4 lambs live clumped together in a city so their vote only counts as one.
  
  Or something like that.

• On the post: Rather Than Go After Fan For Making Podcast Better, Kevin Smith Asks Him To Help Out

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 26 Jun, 2013 @ 04:09pm

  Re: Re: Anomaly Alert! - fuck you

  "PS - If we pay you, will you shut the fuck up and never post again? I think you'll get more takers for that."
  
  Now THAT is a Reason to Buy.

• On the post: Ed Snowden Leaves Hong Kong, Seeks Asylum In Ecuador, As US Officials Flip Out

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 24 Jun, 2013 @ 12:35pm

  Re: Re: Re: Re: Now he's an International play thing

  Actually, it's targeting most posts that are like "New penis enlargement Ad! http://stupid.crap". Which, apparently, a lot of AJ posts have looked like lately.

• On the post: Ed Snowden Leaves Hong Kong, Seeks Asylum In Ecuador, As US Officials Flip Out

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 24 Jun, 2013 @ 12:33pm

  Re: Now he's an International play thing

  He's a professional lie-ologist! Lieologist lieeee!
  
  Intarwebs brutality! Y'all censorizin' me!
  
  I thought that the webs was my castle
  With no one scrutinizing me
  No pigs, no lyin' bitch, no hassle
  Y'all are censorizin' me
  
  Can't a troll not post his FUD in silence?
  Can't a troll not crudely lie and scream?
  Can't a troll not control his bitch with violence?
  Y'all are censorizin' me

• On the post: LeaseWeb Deletes Megaupload's Servers Without Warning, Destroying Key Evidence

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 19 Jun, 2013 @ 11:30am

  Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

  Don't you know? Trolls can only count "one, two, many, lots".

• On the post: States Attorneys General Want Special Exception To Blame Sites For Actions Of Users

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 06:27pm

  Re:

  "What do certain people not want you to see?"
  
  Has it angered doctors? Is it a facelift secret?

• On the post: US Chamber Of Commerce: Bollywood Is So Successful Without Strong Copyrights That It Will Fail Unless India Strengthens Its Copyrights

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 06:22pm

  Re:

  "Don't miss the post that Mike is desperate to censor"
  
  Woman is 53 but looks 27!

• On the post: NYPD Commissioner Blasts NSA Secret Monitoring For Being Secret

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 06:17pm

  Re:

  "What do certain people not want you to see?"
  
  Local mom publishes free facelift secrets that has angered doctors!

• On the post: MPAA's Chris Dodd Will Be The Chair Of 'Free Speech Week'

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 11:02am

  Re: Re: Re: Re: What a joke

  Hey, maybe you should have thought twice before stealing all that IP.

• On the post: Discovering Names Of Secret NSA Surveillance Programs Via LinkedIn

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 10:22am

  Re: Re: Re:

  "The only way to make me lose interest is to have an open and honest discussion with me."
  
  Open and honest discussion makes angry_joe_shmoe lose interest.

• On the post: Discovering Names Of Secret NSA Surveillance Programs Via LinkedIn

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 10:16am

  Re: Re: Re:

  Um, why does anyone want to have an honest conversation with you? You already admitted that honest discussion makes you lose interest. Sheesh, make up your mind.

• On the post: British Intelligence Spied On G20 Officials' Phone Calls And Emails During 2009 Summit

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 10:14am

  Re:

  "The only way to get rid of me is to deal with me."
  
  Wow, you're right... there's no way he can ignore you indefinitely, by himself. He'd have to, I don't know... crowdsource some way to ignore you. Maybe a button, of some sort. Like, a way to flag your posts as useless drivel, so that people who aren't entertained by them can just skip them, without any actual effort from the site admins. Why hasn't that happened yet, we'll never know.
  
  "The only way to make me lose interest is to have an open and honest discussion with me."
  
  Well, this says anything. Open and honest discussion make angry_schmucko lose interest. From the horse's mouth (with no name). No wonder why it's close to impossible.

• On the post: British Intelligence Spied On G20 Officials' Phone Calls And Emails During 2009 Summit

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 10:07am

  Re: Re: Re:

  ^
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  Proof that aveRAEG_shmoe doesn't have a life.
  
  "...O can't you see
  You belong to me
  How my poor heart aches with every step you take..."

• On the post: Japan's Prime Minister Mocks TPP Protestors On Facebook

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 09:54am

  Re: Re:

  He teaches that class. It consists of him crying for his milk for 45 minutes straight.

• On the post: Philippine Record Labels Get Government To Play Whac-A-Mole With Kickass Torrents

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 09:48am

  Re:

  Just in case it's not clear, this is what playing whac-a-mole with bittorrent files looks like.

• On the post: Philippine Record Labels Get Government To Play Whac-A-Mole With Kickass Torrents

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 09:47am

  "If you're not familiar with the carnival game of the same name, it goes something like this. A mole pops out of a hole and you bludgeon that little bastard with a man-hammer. Then another one pops up from another hole. After bashing that one, another one pops out elsewhere."
  
  Ok, now imagine this variant:
  There's a mole somewhere. Every few seconds he writes his name in a piece of paper and throws it out of a hole. You bludgeon that paper with the hammer. Then the mole writes his name in another piece of paper. Eventually, your arm falls off, while the mole lives happily eating nachos and watching mole porn.

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