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• On the post: With Wikileaks Releasing Syrian Emails, Will People Realize It's Not Just Targeting The US?

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 06 Jul, 2012 @ 09:44pm

  ...
  
  Remind me to change the combination on my luggage.

• On the post: UK Pensioner Could Face Arrest For Atheist Poster

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 05 Jul, 2012 @ 06:58am

  Re:

  The keyword is "or".
  
  "OR cause another person distress."
  
  That covers pretty much anything anyone doesn't like.

• On the post: TV Analyst: Kids Love Netflix, And Disney Should Break Them Of That Nasty Habit

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 04 Jul, 2012 @ 08:22am

  Re: Re: Re:

  And Patrick Duffy as the Man from Atlantis.

• On the post: Jimmy Wales Confident That UK Gov't Won't Ignore 200,000+ Signatures Against O'Dwyer Extradition

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 04:29pm

  Re: Re:

  It's like pointing with your finger at things ON THE INTERNET!

• On the post: The USPTO: Where Up Is Down, Expensive Medicine Saves Lives, And Cheap Alternatives Violate International Law

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 08:02am

  "Rea said the USPTO is working to stem the tide of IP infringement in foreign countries by the use of a host of training programs and educational efforts aimed at foreign officials and judges..."
  
  I'm sure these educational programs include field trips to fancy resorts and expensive restaurants, the reading material is composed of several rectangular pieces of green paper with numbers on them, and will be graded based on the amount of favorable laws and judgements passed by said officials and judges, respectively.

• On the post: Band Asks Fans To 'Donate Sounds' For Next Album

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 07:43am

  Re: Great idea

  "Spare a sound, guvnor?"
  
  Begging! Begging for sounds!
  
  BEGGIIIING!

• On the post: Dear Judge Koh: Competition Is No Reason To Ban A Phone

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2012 @ 04:04pm

  Re: F700

  You guys! Stop complaining about Apple complaining about Samsung and getting a judge to hear their complaints and tell Samsung to fuck off!

• On the post: Yet Another (Yes Another) Error In Megaupload Case: Search Warrants Ruled Illegal

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 28 Jun, 2012 @ 10:57pm

  Re:

  There's a saying: don't feed the trolls.
  
  I disagree. We absolutely need to feed the trolls. How else will we get quality entertainment like this?
  
  For that, I've developed the new Troll Chow, the only one with extra PirateApologist flavour thingy bits. To ensure that your troll has a healthy and shiny coat of fur, remember to feed your troll at least twice a day.

• On the post: Yet Another (Yes Another) Error In Megaupload Case: Search Warrants Ruled Illegal

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 28 Jun, 2012 @ 10:55pm

  Re: Re:

  In the words of another troll:
  
  LOL! WTF! OMG ROFLMAO! WUT? LOL!

• On the post: Why You Can't Braid Someone's Hair In Utah For Money Without First Paying $16k

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 28 Jun, 2012 @ 10:49pm

  Re: Re: _le sigh_

  Eek eek ook eek.
  
  Translation: My good chap, any attempt to procure the yellow fleshy specimen of the banana tree will result in a high pressure stream of oxygen di-hydroxide, stored at considerably below room temperature, in an attempt to discourage such action. Said knowledge was passed to me by other fellow primates, who experimented said thing themselves, in order to prevent us from suffering the same fate. And so, I pass the knowledge on to you, so that future generations of our kin will learn the horrors of the ice water hose.

• On the post: Taiwan Denies Use Of 'Pirate Party' Name Because People Might Think They're Actual Sea-Faring Pirates

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 26 Jun, 2012 @ 10:55pm

  Re: Re: Re: Re: which is worse?

  Do what you want, ?cause a pirate is free,
  YOU ARE A PIRATE!
  Yar har, fiddle di dee,
  Being a pirate is alright to be,
  Do what you want ?cause a pirate is free,
  You are a pirate!

• On the post: Band Explains Why It Loves When Fans Download Unauthorized Copies Of Its Music

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 26 Jun, 2012 @ 10:54pm

  Re: Re: Re:

  Like, OMG! Like, LOL! Like, LMAO! Like, ROTFL! Like, WTF!

• On the post: Band Explains Why It Loves When Fans Download Unauthorized Copies Of Its Music

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 26 Jun, 2012 @ 10:52pm

  Re: Re: Re:

  I have the perfect rebuttal, one that will prove you wrong forever, make you look like a loser and make everyone else's dicks grow 10 inches. Here it is:
  
  LOLOL! ROTFL! LMAO! Like, totally, what the fuck? Really? WHAT? Pirate! You guys! Honestly! LOL!!!!!

• On the post: Some Facts & Insights Into The Whole Discussion Of 'Ethics' And Music Business Models

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 25 Jun, 2012 @ 08:16pm

  Re: Re: Re: Re:

  No, no, media execs always look forward. Much like the trolls of the Disc, for them time flows the other way around: obviously, you can always see forward, but you can't look back, therefore, the past must be forward, and their backs are facing the future.
  
  They're just another breed of trolls. Which breed are you?

• On the post: Japan Criminalizes Unauthorized Downloads, Making DVD Backups — And Maybe Watching YouTube

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 25 Jun, 2012 @ 06:22pm

  Re:

  You've never played Phoenix Wright, have you?
  
  In Japa, guilty verdicts are directly proportional to the senility of the judge.

• On the post: Microsoft's 'Threat Management Gateway' Blocks Free Software Foundation Donation Page As 'Gambling'

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 25 Jun, 2012 @ 06:52am

  Re: Re:

  A Mac isn't a Personal Computer. Jobs got very angry at people calling his toys "computers". Remember that reporter that dared call the iPhone a "computer"? He sleeps with the fishes now.

• On the post: Speech-Via-Algorithm Is Still Speech, And Censoring It Is Still Censorship

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 22 Jun, 2012 @ 01:47pm

  Re: Re: Re:

  Pun threads tend to drag on for hours.

• On the post: Speech-Via-Algorithm Is Still Speech, And Censoring It Is Still Censorship

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 22 Jun, 2012 @ 11:45am

  Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: But will the computers be put in jail for theft?

  I think bob's just angry at all the Big Cavity Search he's often having to endure.

• On the post: Speech-Via-Algorithm Is Still Speech, And Censoring It Is Still Censorship

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 22 Jun, 2012 @ 11:41am

  Re:

  Robot dragon body FTW. Made to scale.

• On the post: Denmark Ditches Warning Letters, Launches Soft War On Piracy

  

  The Groove Tiger ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2012 @ 03:18pm

  Re: Correction

  It's only parasitism if the host body doesn't receive a big bag of money.

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