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• On the post: Can't We All Get Along: Principles Over Policy; Ideas Over Ideology

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 07 Jul, 2012 @ 04:57am

  I hope it was for my work at exposing the hypocrite antipirate, getting him to willfully fund piracy, then making him delete the evidence of his criminality and hypocrisy.
  If it is, I accept the nomination.
  I really should make that into an article.

• On the post: Can't We All Get Along: Principles Over Policy; Ideas Over Ideology

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 07 Jul, 2012 @ 04:04am

  nothing moar, nothing less

  it's a tool that will rip rational arguments to shreds.

• On the post: Can't We All Get Along: Principles Over Policy; Ideas Over Ideology

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 07 Jul, 2012 @ 03:58am

  hiding, censoring and harboring pedophiles

  Can we all get on the "same page" with this issue, please
  Someone needs to write the bullet points first.
  
  
  You have to play their game and drum the same message over and over and over again.(ad nauseum)
  Play on emotion is essential:
  People are irrational beings, with no time to think deeply about a subject or to research facts.
  If you garner peoples emotion, they will believe lies and ignore facts. (false narratives are lies) eg...FoxNews (there are more but, FoxNews is a pretty fucking good, all inclusive example of the point)
  
  So if you want to succeed, don't expect rational to beat emotional.
  We need to use rational to achieve emotional. That way you can justify with rational arguments while playing the emotional. Something FoxNews can't do, and why they are ridiculed by many.
  
  
  
  Phrases to repeat ad nauseum: ( make more of them, and better of course )
  
  Legal content is not the same as illegal content.
  (needs no work, I have cut that down over years of using it in the filesharing debate , usually I add a ridiculous example of legal content becoming illegal like, "or is the new Justin Beiber album illegal content ?" )
  
  You WANT to HIDE, censor and HARBOR a paedo ? sickFuck, get the police to catch him and rescue the victim.
  
  
  
  TL;DR
  They are people with resources who are not beyond using highly emotional phrases to control the narrative.
  If we all coordinate, we can put out a clear message, that not only is rational, it's emotional too. A well formed, clear and concise message being repeated ad nauseum by lot's of people, is good way to go.
  
  We may even help in getting sickFucks arrested in the process.

• On the post: Judge Posner: Do Most Industries Even Need Patents?

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 06 Jul, 2012 @ 05:59am

  "esteemed Judge Richard Posner" --- a formidable opponent
  
  I hope he doesn't hear of my patent for cotton feet coverings.

• On the post: University Sues Student For Graduating Too Fast

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 06 Jul, 2012 @ 05:42am

  Berenerd, that is a irritating and depressing story.
  I hope you succeed in your educational, financial and career aims. Failing that, which may be a blessing in disguise, i hope you have a happier life than 0.2GPA genius girl !
  You should look at what "0.2GPA genius girl" is doing now, it may make you lulz, for a start you know she aint got a Nobel Peace Prize for a spectacular physics discovery.
  I bet ...a "beauty technician" or a willfully subordinate, dipsy housewife.

• On the post: FBI Continues To Insist There's No Reason For Kim Dotcom To Be Able To See The Evidence Against Him

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 06 Jul, 2012 @ 03:25am

  One word explanation ( use it for 99% of US topics )

  Corruption

• On the post: University Sues Student For Graduating Too Fast

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 06 Jul, 2012 @ 03:17am

  A school care more about money than education of people ?
  This world is completely corrupted.
  
  Marcel Pohl deserves scholar of the year. What he done is called "making do with what you got".

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 10:10am

  WiNRAR_but why, i can not unsee things....WHY

  The code words have been spoken....noooooooooo (game over)
  Rule 34 has just been invoked.

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 09:48am

  elipsis misuse...a common horror worse than murder

  You personal criticism of me, VOIDS your argument.
  
  I will ignore your argument, until you can be civil.

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 09:42am

  Your butthurt makes me STRONGER... thankyou kind sir
  Soon I will be Moar powerful than my father (Al Gore) maaawwwhhaaahhhaaa
  
  EXTRA PRIZE: 100 internets
  for using the word "peasant"
  
  BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME:
  "commoner" would have got you 9001 internets
  
  Close but no cigar...keep on hitting me, the star prize has to go.

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 09:31am

  why..... thankyou !

  Appreciated appreciation.... is ....appreciation appreciated !
  
  People ALWAYS take a side and stick to it dominantly... that is the key, also a reason WHY facts that contradict the perceived narrative are somewhat unsettling.
  No need to twist, imply, use fallacies etc.. aka(a gift from Internet creator, Al Gore)
  
  I award you this LINK: How to troll a dating website (read the first image)

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 08:31am

  True.. He is digging his way to eternal hates-ville.
  
  I don't think he cares much about how people see him, tho.
  The going after charities was a tell tale sign of how much he cares about negative PR. All he cares about is the Law and currently, how to use it to destroy Inman.
  But really, we have seen this from lawyers before and we will see it again.
  
  100% Legal injustice happens all the time.
  People are acting like it's the first time ever it has been attempted or seen, they also think that public opinion will change case law.
  As if lawyers ever only work for ethical and moral causes... ( are people that delusional )
  
  
  I do question the injustice part of this case, a defamation case is just that, and I don't see the injustice if Inman has to pay funnyjunk $20,000, for calling them "theives". But then again, I never bought into the whole "good defenseless cartoonist" narrative to begin with.

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 07:57am

  Re: Re: Re: Re: The heartless one has a point

  Now that is a jump to a conclusion...
  Speculation as to why... while ignoring the the real benefiter.
  
  The Internet, being played by viral marketers and SEO's since 2000.
  People will never get this.

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 07:52am

  At the very least , call me a....... Ladyboy !

  At last...it made it to Wikipedia.
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oatmeal
  
  
  How does a web comic earn $1,000 a day in revenue?
  http://mixergy.com/matthew-inman-oatmeal-interview/
  
  Last week The Economist magazine profiled Matthew Inman about the creation and revenue of his comic, ?The Oatmeal.? They said that he did $1,000 a day in sales on a typical day and that he earned $70,000 in sales on a single day last year on Black Friday.

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 07:42am

  QUICK AN OPINION YOU DISAGREE WITH.....
  
  YOU MUST STOP THIS....
  
  SAY "HE IS WASTING TIME BEING AN IDIOT".....
  
  
  
  
  That will change the world to fit your views.

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 07:39am

  And WHO jumped to wild conclusions ?

  Yeah... my tinfoil hat protects me from people taking my money and giving it to charity.
  Other benefits of tinfoil hats...
  They reflect arguments from people who willfully ignore facts.
  They are quite fashionable(Lie).
  They can be converted into many things, like a ball (I am creative)
  
  
  Not to be confused with Aluminum Foil hats, crazy people who jump to conclusions wear those.

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 07:30am

  Re: Re: The heartless one has a point

  Misdirected comment...
  You should have posted that on Inmans blog.

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 07:28am

  Re: Re: The heartless one has a point

  If it was just about comics, I would agree 100%. I really would.
  
  Giving other peoples money to charity to fight of a $20,000 defamation, while earning +$500,000 per year(let's make it well over $2million this year, considering the free manufactured publicity this is getting)
  yes manufactured...same story, same narrative, same facts omitted, same biased angle... spammed and linked everywhere at the same time.
  Admit..The story has shifted to "Carreon the Eviillll" which is fun to watch, and is all Careon's own work,
  but... who didn't know that Lawyers don't give a fuck about bad PR ?
  Casey Anthony Attorney, Jose Baez sure gave a lot of fucks...amirite?
  
  
  Viral marketeer and SEo with previous link scamming history !
  I have to give a fuck ?( he is a poor, defenseless cartoonist.. bullshit )
  

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 04:12am

  The heartless one has a point

  Carreon quote:

  
  "generate a Charitable Fund that has been used to bribe two major charities into tacitly endorsing a campaign that is utterly devoid of charitable purpose, and is a mere cover for a hate campaign"
  

  
  
  I agree with this, (again... flame me for it please, I know you wanna)
  Hate funnyjunk because of Inmans words... Donate to charity to make all defense of funnyjunk seem unethical....seems legit! (that's what happened)
  

  ---

  
  Proof of the effects (self centered version):
  If I make ANY negative comment about Inman, the supporters come out in angry defense mode, in support of the poor, kind, charitable, defenseless cartoonist.
  (that's a really accurate description...yeah..*cough *cough *bullshit *cough)
  Also... You all forced me to marry him, remember ?... I am his wife, facepalm.gif
  

  ---

  The BEST outcome of all this manufactured drama
  
  
  1. "Carreon The Evilllll" ? wins against "Inman the manipulative" ?
  
  2. The charities get the money.
  
  3. The Inman supporters see Inman for real.
  
  4. Carreon get's a bj from his wife.
  ( the real reason he is fighting so hard, I did promise you that bj IF you win sweetheart )
  
  5. ???????
  
  6. Profit!

  ---

  TL;DR:
  
  
  I am inviting you to hate me because.....
  you give a fuck about a person that, you shouldn't give a fuck about.
  
  PROTiP: Reply in angry comments only. ( moarr hate = moarr WiNcest amirite? )
  
  BONUS POINTS: If you call me Carreon's wife and make a funny that makes US laugh.

• On the post: Charles Carreon Tries To Intimidate Parodist With Bizarre List Of Demands Plus DMCA Takedown Threat

  

  Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2012 @ 03:19am

  If he bit off the bloggers ear ?

  Carreon sure puts up a ferocious fight.
  The guy is a savage !
  
  Remind me never to cross him, I like my bum-hole the way it is.

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