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• On the post: Promises The ‘Trump Phone’ Would Be ‘Made In USA’ Lasted 1/100th Of A Scaramucci

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 27 Jun, 2025 @ 04:40pm

  Gold or not, if it doesn't have Putin's private number on speed dial, it CAN'T be a Trump phone.

• On the post: The Shell Game Of Fascist Gaslighting

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 21 Jun, 2025 @ 04:43pm

  Ultimately, they're right. The problem IS the immigrants. Just ask any Lakota. YA-TA-HEY!

• On the post: Buc-ee’s Sues Parody Apparel Shop For Parodying Its Brand

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 21 Jun, 2025 @ 02:14am

  Is there any way they can BOTH lose? Their BS is deep enough to bury them both, so why not?

• On the post: Trump, ICE Briefly Decided Maybe It’s Not A Good Idea To Mass Arrest Employed Migrants… But Then Reversed Course

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2025 @ 02:03am

  Damage

  There has been VAST damage from illegal immigrants. Just ask any Lakota.

• On the post: Trump, ICE Briefly Decided Maybe It’s Not A Good Idea To Mass Arrest Employed Migrants… But Then Reversed Course

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2025 @ 02:02am

  We can be sure that one group of immigrants was exempted from ICE raids from Day One- those employed bt Trump Inc.

• On the post: In The Vax Wars, RFK Jr. Predictably Wields Misinformation As A Weapon

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2025 @ 02:00am

  Apparently the latest variant sweeping Europe has a symptom known as "razor blade throat". Here's hoping Trump catches it. He might even be forced to shut his pie hole for a few minutes.

• On the post: The Trump Org Sort Of Launches A New Half-Assed Wireless Phone Company, Trump Mobile

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2025 @ 01:56am

  It would be deeply appropriate for this phone to be made of iron pyrites, aka "fool's gold".

• On the post: RFK Jr. Re-Staffs ACIP With Half As Many Experts But Infinitely More Anti-Vaxx Crackpots

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 16 Jun, 2025 @ 03:32am

  In a related story, the new COVID variant currently sweeping Europe has hospital visits up by 10% due largely to a painful symptom known as "razor blade throat". Here's hoping Trump gets a dose of it. He might even briefly close that pie hole of his.

• On the post: Trump Administration Sends Marines To Site Of Anti-ICE Protests

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 10 Jun, 2025 @ 11:52am

  Of course. When the Gestapo lack the manpower to enforce the Final Solution, it's time to send in some SS.

• On the post: Trump, ICE Have Earned Every Bit Of The Hatred They’re Now Facing

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 10 Jun, 2025 @ 02:08am

  After a certain point, the soldiers ARE the people. That's the point at which orders (and "commanders-in-chief") become meaningless. The backlash has begun. Why would our military be any less divided than WE are? This is a big moment for OUR ENEMIES. While we squabble they will ACT.

• On the post: Trump, ICE Have Earned Every Bit Of The Hatred They’re Now Facing

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 10 Jun, 2025 @ 02:03am

  Beverages

  Republicans used to like to drink koolaid, but now they're switching to ICE tea.

• On the post: Sen. Joni Ernst To Constituents Regarding Medicaid Cuts: We’re All Going To Die, Someday

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 05 Jun, 2025 @ 11:08am

  Another acceptable time to scream "We're all going to die!" is when our government is being decimated by science-loathing Trump toadies to fund tax breaks for the wealthy. Over a million Americans died the last time Trump was President, and it appears that he's enlisted the aid of RFK Junior to surpass that. Me? I'm staying HOME. See y'all in 2028...

• On the post: Trump Makes NPR’s Legal Case Extra Easy By Admitting Retaliatory Motives In Executive Order Title

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 31 May, 2025 @ 01:16pm

  We need to start using the term "trumped up charges" more frequently. Just saying...

• On the post: Dr. Donald Trump Declares That Autism Doesn’t ‘Occur Naturally’

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 29 May, 2025 @ 05:10am

  One day Trump will remove the mask to reveal that he's actually a lizard man from another planet, and all of this will make complete sense.

• On the post: Federal Judge Benchslaps DOJ For Arrest Of Newark Mayor During Visit To ICE Detention Facility

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 28 May, 2025 @ 02:21am

  I think that the "Department of Revenge" would be far more accurate under the current administration.

• On the post: Sorry, Affordable, Evenly Deployed Fiber Optic Broadband Is Illegal Now Under Our Shitty, Ignorant Government

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 13 May, 2025 @ 09:02am

  Why does it seem odd that people who value an arcane text involving an invisible entity in the sky over proven scientific fact consider fantasy wi-fi-in-the-sky a better idea than tangible fiber on the ground? This isn't fishy at all, although it does have a Musky aroma to it.

• On the post: Gavin Newsom Is Normalizing Trump’s Constitutional Violations

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 10 May, 2025 @ 11:24am

  Newsom is just further evidence of the fact that both "only real choice" parties are populated by essentially the SAME people. How do we get out of this mess? Step One- STOP GIVING THESE PEOPLE MONEY.

• On the post: Judge To Trump: No You Can’t Just Kill All The Lawyers You Don’t Like

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 05 May, 2025 @ 01:50pm

  No, Donald, you can NOT tariff a judge.

• On the post: Trump Admits He Could Get Abrego Garcia Back, But Angrily Insists Non-Existent Tattoos Are The Reason He Won’t

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 03 May, 2025 @ 02:48am

  The judge says he must be returned. Trump says he can return him, but he won't. This is clearly contempt of court. LOCK HIM UP. He gets out when Garcia is back home safe, and not one moment before. That's how the law is supposed to work, is it not? He can be Pope of the cell block.

• On the post: Enter The Fourth Amendment, Yet One More Reason DOGE Is Such A Constitutional Nightmare

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 26 Apr, 2025 @ 06:53am

  Who needs evidence when you have a fraud-sniffing DOGE?

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