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• On the post: The Tyrant In The White House

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 07 Oct, 2025 @ 02:37am

  Stephen Miller

  Is it just me? When I see or hear anything about or from Stephen Miller I start wondering if this isn't a case of an immortal being as depicted in the film "Highlander", and he's not actually the same man who called himself Reinhardt Heydrich about 85 years ago in Germany.

• On the post: Trump Administration Stomps All Over The Hatch Act With Shutdown Website Banners And Away Messages

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 06 Oct, 2025 @ 05:32am

  The Trump administration can point fingers all they want, but ultimately they control the White House, both Houses of Congress AND the Supreme Court but are unable to pass a budget to keep the government running. This is failure on a very basic level, and they should follow the example of the French and RESIGN at once.

• On the post: The People Applying For ICE Jobs Are Exactly Who You Think They Are

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 05 Oct, 2025 @ 05:40am

  What strain are you smoking? That must be some EXPENSIVE shit.

• On the post: The People Applying For ICE Jobs Are Exactly Who You Think They Are

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 05 Oct, 2025 @ 05:38am

  One has to wonder how many of these assclowns are going to put their ICE time on any resume moving forward. Personally, I'd hire a hundred ex-cons before CONSIDERING anyone who chose to strap on the jackboots.

• On the post: The Mainstream Media Is Catastrophically Failing To Meet The Moment

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 01 Oct, 2025 @ 03:04am

  I think that the coming midterm elections will determine what the people of America deserve. If they prove to be too dim-witted to vote in their own interest, let them learn to pick lettuce. I'm a wealthy White man, and thus largely situated above the impending shitstorm. My advice to those less fortunate is simple- vote, and do so as if your Life depended on it, because IT VERY WELL MAY. It's a referendum on freedom versus feudalism. Check your bank balance and vote accordingly.

• On the post: So Donald Trump Is Declaring War On US Cities Based On Fake Fox News Footage And Nonsense His ‘People’ Tell Him

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 01 Oct, 2025 @ 02:53am

  It bevomes clear that Trump actualy has no problem with fake news as long as it supports his rhetoric.

• On the post: ICE Arrests Iowa School Superintendent Who Doesn’t Even Match The Mugshot Photo It Posted

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 30 Sep, 2025 @ 02:53pm

  In the immortal words of Roman Moroni, what a bunch of fargin' ICEholes.

• On the post: Trump Deploying The National Guard To Fight Crime Blurs The Legal Distinction Between Police & Military

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 27 Sep, 2025 @ 02:26am

  There are two things that Trump doesn't seem to realize about the National Guard. 1) These people have OTHER jobs, and getting called up can cause turmoil in their personal lives, and 2) Most of them probably VOTE on a regular basis. Just another reason the GOP deserve to get TROUNCED in the midterms.

• On the post: Trump Declares Everyone Who Doesn’t Kiss His Ass Is A Terrorist

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 26 Sep, 2025 @ 08:53pm

  The REAL terrorists wear masks and call themselves "ICE" when they bother to mention their identity at all. What we are looking at in this country is the White equivalent of Sharia Law, and Trump deserves EXACTLY the same end as Saddam Hussein and Muammar Khaddafyi- that being the end of a ROPE.

• On the post: Oklahoma’s Overreaction To Charlie Kirk’s Murder Part 1: Kirk Statues At Every Public University!

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 26 Sep, 2025 @ 11:53am

  Now THERE'S a good use of taxpayer money! I think they should AT LEAST put a bottle opener in one of the statue's hands so that it serves SOME purpose.

• On the post: Supreme Court Uses Shadow Docket To Let Trump Fire FTC Commissioner While Pretending They Haven’t Already Decided The Case

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 26 Sep, 2025 @ 02:33am

  ABORT THE SUPREME COURT. Make the Dread Pirate Roberts WALK THE PLANK.

• On the post: Hey Brendan Carr, Try Censoring This

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 24 Sep, 2025 @ 02:49pm

  Too much time around Donald Trump has a way of turning people into punchlines. Maybe it's because they were a joke to begin with.

• On the post: Congress Pressures FCC Inspector General To Investigate Brendan Carr’s Law Breaking And Wasting Of Taxpayer Money

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 24 Sep, 2025 @ 02:53am

  The lesson to be learned from all of this is simple- if Trump DOESN'T get sent to prison for what he's done, the next shameless criminal that manages to ride a wave of cynicism and greed into the White House will be the end of our democracy. PERIOD. Had Richard Nixon spent part of his retirement in an orange jumpsuit, Donald Trump would have never had the nerve to run in the first place, but here we are.

• On the post: Trump Admin Continues To Order The Erasure Of American History From Our National Parks

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 23 Sep, 2025 @ 05:01am

  America is the land of the free*. *This only applies to rich White men. "The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe." - Francis Vincent Zappa

• On the post: The World’s Most Popular Porn Site Is a Government Agent Now. Does It Matter?

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 19 Sep, 2025 @ 03:09am

  According to Mike Johnson, our President is a snitch, too, or at least he WAS. You can't trust ANYBODY these days.

• On the post: Somebody’s Lying: Susan Monarez’s Congressional Testimony Is 180 Degrees From RFK Jr.’s

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 19 Sep, 2025 @ 03:07am

  Contempt

  Personally, I try to HIDE my contempt of those self-serving windbags.

• On the post: Somebody’s Lying: Susan Monarez’s Congressional Testimony Is 180 Degrees From RFK Jr.’s

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 19 Sep, 2025 @ 03:05am

  When asked to discern the liar between an average citizen and a phony celebrity who swims in sewage, my default selection will always be the one who smells funny.

• On the post: Pam Bondi Threatens To Prosecute Hate Speech, Which Charlie Kirk Himself (Rightly) Said Was Protected Speech

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 16 Sep, 2025 @ 03:05pm

  If someone can explain to me why I should mourn a college dropout who never held a REAL job but managed to rake in a fortune spewing hate in open forums, I can probably find something black in my closet. Who knows, maybe there was something Black in his, too.

• On the post: Trump’s Selective Memory: “Not Familiar” With Assassinated Democratic Lawmaker While Raging About “Left-wing Violence”

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 16 Sep, 2025 @ 01:06pm

  Regardless of the circumstances, it's going to be interesting to see the reactions on both "sides" when Trump finally slithers off to Hell. Hopefully we all find out TOMORROW.

• On the post: The Trump FTC’s War On Porn Just Ensured That Accused CSAM Offenders Will Walk Free

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 15 Sep, 2025 @ 01:14pm

  On a related note, the roses in the White House Rose Garden are being replaced with fruiting poisonous trees.

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