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• On the post: Mike Pence Calls For RFK Jr.’s Ouster…But Not For The Reasons You Would Think

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 17 Dec, 2025 @ 01:52am

  Maybe it's time to start calling him "Mr. Poopy Pence". My 4 year old nephew would be DELIGHTED.

• On the post: Trump Declares Fentanyl To Be A ‘Weapon Of Mass Destruction’ So He Can Get Back To Boat Strikes And Martial Law

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 17 Dec, 2025 @ 01:50am

  Nothing new about that. Ever hear of "The MOVE"? Bombing people of color is an American tradition.

• On the post: Trump Declares Fentanyl To Be A ‘Weapon Of Mass Destruction’ So He Can Get Back To Boat Strikes And Martial Law

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 17 Dec, 2025 @ 01:46am

  Ahhhh...false claims of WMD. And WHERE have we heard this BEFORE?

• On the post: The Measles Outbreak In South Carolina Is Growing

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 13 Dec, 2025 @ 02:55am

  This is just natural selection at work, so why should I be concerned? I'll just stay home, maintain my COVID-era safety protocols and wait it out. The idiots won't be in charge forever, and maybe the World will be safer and less freaking CROWDED when I pop back out in a few years.

• On the post: How ICE’s Plan To Monitor Social Media Threatens Not Just Privacy, But Civic Participation

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 11 Dec, 2025 @ 02:57am

  Yet another excellent reason to delete all your social media accounts. They can have my data when they can pry it from my cold, dead fingers...

• On the post: ACIP Decides More Newborns Do Need To Catch Hepatitis B

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 06 Dec, 2025 @ 03:58am

  Mascot?

  Republicans have the elephant. I think the sigil for the MAGA bunch should be a gilded coprolite. A truly elegant representation of not only the movement but its leader, as well.

• On the post: ACIP Decides More Newborns Do Need To Catch Hepatitis B

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 06 Dec, 2025 @ 03:54am

  This is just more evidence that the GOP only care about children from conception to birth. From the moment they're expelled screaming from the birth canal, they are ON THEIR OWN. Also, they'd better be White, or they could be ON A PLANE, too.

• On the post: The White House Intervened On Behalf Of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During A Federal Investigation

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 04 Dec, 2025 @ 04:43pm

  You forgot the /s.

• On the post: The White House Intervened On Behalf Of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During A Federal Investigation

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 04 Dec, 2025 @ 04:41pm

  There's nothing wrong with Andrew Tate that a good, solid ass-whipping by a woman wouldn't fix. Obviously his mother neglected her duties when he was a child.

• On the post: Kristi Noem Made Final ‘Fuck The Courts’ Decision Refusing To Turn Deportation Flights Around

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 03 Dec, 2025 @ 02:03pm

  NOBODY is above the law*. *except those in the employ of Donald J. Trump

• On the post: Trump Follows Up Murdering Dozens In ‘Drug’ Boat Strikes By Pardoning Ex-President Involved In Drug Trafficking

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 03 Dec, 2025 @ 02:28am

  Can't you see that this is all just a shakedown? All Maduro needs to do to end the charade is PONY UP SOME BRIBE MONEY, and the whole thing goes away. Trump will find someone else to pick on, at least until he WANTS MORE.

• On the post: Lawmakers Want To Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They’re Doing

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 02 Dec, 2025 @ 04:58am

  Lenny Bruce went through all of this over half a century ago, yet a small segment of our population continue to DEMAND the "right" to unilaterally inflict their selective interpretation of poorly translated arcane documents upon us all. The REAL obscenity is that anyone goes along with their draconian horseshit.

• On the post: DOJ Would Like To Drop Charges Against Marimar Martinez, ICE Shooting Victim

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 30 Nov, 2025 @ 04:11am

  Guns keep people safe. Haven't you heard?

• On the post: DOJ Would Like To Drop Charges Against Marimar Martinez, ICE Shooting Victim

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 30 Nov, 2025 @ 04:10am

  In a just society, someone who recklessly fires a gun into an occupied vehicle would lose their "right" to carry such weapons. In Trump's America, he will indoubtedly be considered a hero by some. Maybe he'll even get a MEDAL.

• On the post: Oaths Of Office, And How Everyone Not Moving To Impeach Trump Is Violating Their Own

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 30 Nov, 2025 @ 02:42am

  Prediction

  If Donald J. Trump DOES somehow wind up facing criminal charges for the NUMEROUS illegal acts he continues to commit while President, all he'll have to do to be found "not guilty" is employ the Kavanaugh defense, namely shed some crocodile tears when pressed for the truth of the matter.

• On the post: Not Just Measles: Anti-Vaxxers Have Produced 3 Infant Deaths From Pertussis

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 29 Nov, 2025 @ 04:26am

  "Conservatives" only care about children from conception to birth. Once born, you're on your own, kid. Oh, and you'd better be White, or things don't look too good for you. The secret to success in America remains being BORN WELL. Pass that test and you can pretty much fail at everything from then on. Just look at our President.

• On the post: After All That Bullshit, HBO Dreams Of Being HBO Again

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 29 Nov, 2025 @ 02:58am

  From my perspective you are spot on. Personally, I only watch TV for sports, which I view with the SOUND TURNED OFF. The main reason is my loathing for commercials, which make up roughly one sixth of what you see when you tune in. I turn the sound off when I watch sports to avoid not only the obnoxious blare of the ads, but also the mostly useless babbling of the blatherskites "calling" the game. We deserve better. That's why sites like Netflix are making so much money right now.

• On the post: Federal Judge Spends Most Of 233 Pages Calling Out DHS, ICE, CBP, Border Patrol For Their Lies

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 25 Nov, 2025 @ 12:10pm

  Just think- if Nixon had gone to prison NONE of this would have happened because Trump would have never had the nerve to run in the first place. And WHY didn't Nixon go to prison? Because the Democrats were afraid to set a precedent...because they KNEW if Nixon went down, one of theirs would face the same consequence, justified or not. Americans, particularly American politicians LIVE for revenge. It's more important to most of us than SEX.

• On the post: Trump Attacks Leave U.S. Cybersecurity Agencies Hollowed Out And Managed By Useless Zealots

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 22 Nov, 2025 @ 07:47am

  The Trump administration is attempting a national equivalent of "Let Jesus drive". In case you haven't heard of it, that's where you take your hands off the wheel while on the road in the expectation that your faith will keep you safe from harm.

• On the post: How Trademark Ruined Colorado-Style Pizza

  

  Nimrod ( profile ), 19 Nov, 2025 @ 04:55pm

  Perfect. When I started reading the article I was curious about the pizza itself, but after discovering what incredible jerks the creators are, I lost all interest in potentially trying to make my own at home. Why? Something invented by someone that thick-headed can't be all that good (can it?). They can keep it. Probably involves those "Rocky Mountain Oysters" I've heard so much about, anyway. Nope. Trying to cut down on the testicles in my diet, thank you....

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