room filled with Secret Documents with a high speed Computer Line to the outside World. What could possibly ever go wrong? I would just like to know who authorized this idea. Well maybe if were lucky it will come out in the Wiki-Leaks Documents.
the times I have seen men die with a six dollar six shooter in their hands and a twenty dollar Stetson on their heads. Anything to look good and save a couple of bucks. Better as always most people and corporations never seem to learn its better not to look so good and live not so well but live to see another day.
OK I am pretty sure that most of the members of Congress are not interested in blowing up a Jet Airliner especially one they are on but lets face it at least half of the members are crazy as Loons. Just to be sure I have an idea that will pretty much make us feel just a bit safer just in case one of them goes a little funny in the head on travel day. How about sticking them in caged dunk tanks. The public could throw baseballs at a mechanical arm outside of the tank and drop them into a tank full of water. That should do it for most explosives and more important it would make us all feel good.
for me. back in approx. 1993 when I first connected to Cable TV I was at first overwhelmed by my number of choices. In fact I was so overwhelmed I couldn't even watch my TV set for a couple of days. After that I just started inching into it and I had no problem at all. I am an Old Codger now and I didn't even get my first computer until approx. five years ago. Though I had to go on a very steep learning curve because I didn't grow up with these things I love using it. I love it so much I now have two of them at home. I believe a lot of people who have problems with an endless supply of information on any subject are people who have a lot of trouble sorting out fact from fiction. New tools or not they will still be lost or jump to often the wrong conclusions.
should have no difficulty determining if their establishments are infested with bed bugs. All they have to do is check every room and if they see little bitty ladders propped up against the sides of all the beds they have a problem.
When this television program began everything was being shot on nitrate film. The problem with this stuff is it deteriorates over time. There was another longer lasting medium for shooting the episodes on. Desi Arnaz asked why they didn't plan on using this method instead. He was told the reason was it would cost them another $5,000 an episode. He said I will pay the extra cost out of my own pocket. Today the "I Love Lucy" program is running 24 hours a day, 7 days a week somewhere in the world. Today we are a very short sighted society. If we can't make a buck on something tomorrow that we bought today we are not interested. We need more people who thought like Desi Arnaz.
organized fun. I once worked for a medium sized business. I just loved my boss. Once every year the company would drag all the managers off together to another city for "Organized Fun". She never liked what they did on these getting to know you get togethers It's just one of those things that she felt that she had to do so people would think of her as a team player and it just happened once a year. Remember there is a reason that they call it work and not fun.
for years. If one wonders why it takes takes so long for National Politicians to get anything done of any importance here is a prime example of something fairly easy. And by the way this has not even been signed into law yet. I really don't care for the purpose of this article which side of most issues people are on. Here is something everyone can agree on and the Politicians still have not gotten it done yet.
is the real close shave to your income. I am now retired so I am pretty much out of the shaving everyday loop. When I did work I had to shave 7 days a week. I tried just about everything and I have to say I could never find a blade or blade system either mechanical or electric that ever lived up to its claims. To be honest now when I have to shave I just use disposable razors. They work just fine for me and they are really cheap. Also a couple of times in my life I sold shaving supplies. The only exception that I can think of was an electric razor made by the Remington Company with blades specifically designed for people who were prone to ingrown facial hair. It was discontinued several years ago. I don't know if it ever made a come back. It is true some razors do work better for some people but I think its just a waste of money to keep running out every time a new one comes out.
I'm an old codger now. I believe that people who complain about sex and violence in entertainment were all born fully grown wearing suits. They never had a childhood. I think that they should all just shut up and find something productive to do with their time instead of annoying the rest of us with their senses of morality and good taste. On the other hand if that's what they believe have at it. It's their right.
put that in me. I can see the scene now. There you are dumping out your trash and a computer in your garbage can starts ordering you about. Your tired and say oh nuts and dump the stuff in anyway. The next scene a fleet of helicopters is suddenly hovering overhead. Dozens of heavily armed swat team members begin repelling down nylon cables surrounding you with the business end of their weapons pointed directly at you. In the final scene the last thing that you can remember as they drag you away are the patches on the shoulders of their sleeves. "GARBAGE POLICE".
not to fly anymore. Thank You Techdirt for giving me another one. And by the way I am sure that the Airline Industry will find a way to capitalize on this financially. Malware Free Flights, only an extra fifty bucks. Hey listen you don't have to pay it but you will get a break on Flight Insurance. That should make everyone feel better about their trip and the added fee.
ever seen a movie. Surely you remember those military movies from decades ago where two guys each have a key and they have to turn them both simultaneously to launch the missile. Hey fellas maybe its time you just beef up just a tad your security on the information that you feel should never see the light of day.
and there is really plenty I could gripe about. Its just right now I don't have the energy to do it. So all I am going to say is that AT&T has the best customer service department of any provider that I have ever dealt with and I have dealt with plenty of them.
I went clothes shopping. When I finished I stood in the check out line waiting to pay. As the sales girl was checking me out I noticed that there was something wrong with the pair of pants that I had picked out. I said to her just a minute. Where is the zipper? She responded to me. Oh sorry I just noticed on my computer that you are on the no fly list.
An open letter to Richard Blumenthal. Richard they are games! There are so many people in Washington DC already who make careers out of pandering this won't even get you noticed.Try doing something novel for a change. Here is an idea. Try doing somethings for people who need real help and get them done. Hope I was able to help.
was and is one of the dumbest ideas that our Government has ever come up with. Sure I understand that all of the agency's involved in this new massive department were siloed. So what. Just have them meet more often with each other. Separately generally they all did a pretty good job. So what did we do? We combined them all and keep putting someone at the top of the new agency who knows nothing about any of the agency's involved in this new agency.How did this idiocy happen? Our gutless elected politicians voted for it. Why did they vote for it? They would afraid of being accused of not being patriots what ever that means.
but you would think that even the Republicans would try and field a candidate for The Senate that didn't sound like a mental patient. What is going on in this woman's mind? As WC Fields once said "It was such a nice hotel they even had mattresses on the walls".
Trophy for the most frivolous lawsuit filed in a particular year this lawyer should get it this year. It is however nice to know that we are teaching the Pakistanis something use full and how well that they are learning it.
Let's Put Someone In A
room filled with Secret Documents with a high speed Computer Line to the outside World. What could possibly ever go wrong? I would just like to know who authorized this idea. Well maybe if were lucky it will come out in the Wiki-Leaks Documents.
I Can't Remember All
the times I have seen men die with a six dollar six shooter in their hands and a twenty dollar Stetson on their heads. Anything to look good and save a couple of bucks. Better as always most people and corporations never seem to learn its better not to look so good and live not so well but live to see another day.
Big Surprise
OK I am pretty sure that most of the members of Congress are not interested in blowing up a Jet Airliner especially one they are on but lets face it at least half of the members are crazy as Loons. Just to be sure I have an idea that will pretty much make us feel just a bit safer just in case one of them goes a little funny in the head on travel day. How about sticking them in caged dunk tanks. The public could throw baseballs at a mechanical arm outside of the tank and drop them into a tank full of water. That should do it for most explosives and more important it would make us all feel good.
Information Overload-No Problem
for me. back in approx. 1993 when I first connected to Cable TV I was at first overwhelmed by my number of choices. In fact I was so overwhelmed I couldn't even watch my TV set for a couple of days. After that I just started inching into it and I had no problem at all. I am an Old Codger now and I didn't even get my first computer until approx. five years ago. Though I had to go on a very steep learning curve because I didn't grow up with these things I love using it. I love it so much I now have two of them at home. I believe a lot of people who have problems with an endless supply of information on any subject are people who have a lot of trouble sorting out fact from fiction. New tools or not they will still be lost or jump to often the wrong conclusions.
These Hotel Owners
should have no difficulty determining if their establishments are infested with bed bugs. All they have to do is check every room and if they see little bitty ladders propped up against the sides of all the beds they have a problem.
There Is More To It
than this but I always have thought Gilbert Gottfried is fantastic!
I Love Lucy
When this television program began everything was being shot on nitrate film. The problem with this stuff is it deteriorates over time. There was another longer lasting medium for shooting the episodes on. Desi Arnaz asked why they didn't plan on using this method instead. He was told the reason was it would cost them another $5,000 an episode. He said I will pay the extra cost out of my own pocket. Today the "I Love Lucy" program is running 24 hours a day, 7 days a week somewhere in the world. Today we are a very short sighted society. If we can't make a buck on something tomorrow that we bought today we are not interested. We need more people who thought like Desi Arnaz.
She Just Dreaded
organized fun. I once worked for a medium sized business. I just loved my boss. Once every year the company would drag all the managers off together to another city for "Organized Fun". She never liked what they did on these getting to know you get togethers It's just one of those things that she felt that she had to do so people would think of her as a team player and it just happened once a year. Remember there is a reason that they call it work and not fun.
This Has Been Talked About
for years. If one wonders why it takes takes so long for National Politicians to get anything done of any importance here is a prime example of something fairly easy. And by the way this has not even been signed into law yet. I really don't care for the purpose of this article which side of most issues people are on. Here is something everyone can agree on and the Politicians still have not gotten it done yet.
The Cost Of The Blades
is the real close shave to your income. I am now retired so I am pretty much out of the shaving everyday loop. When I did work I had to shave 7 days a week. I tried just about everything and I have to say I could never find a blade or blade system either mechanical or electric that ever lived up to its claims. To be honest now when I have to shave I just use disposable razors. They work just fine for me and they are really cheap. Also a couple of times in my life I sold shaving supplies. The only exception that I can think of was an electric razor made by the Remington Company with blades specifically designed for people who were prone to ingrown facial hair. It was discontinued several years ago. I don't know if it ever made a come back. It is true some razors do work better for some people but I think its just a waste of money to keep running out every time a new one comes out.
Oh For Crying Out Loud
I'm an old codger now. I believe that people who complain about sex and violence in entertainment were all born fully grown wearing suits. They never had a childhood. I think that they should all just shut up and find something productive to do with their time instead of annoying the rest of us with their senses of morality and good taste. On the other hand if that's what they believe have at it. It's their right.
I'm Sorry Dave, I Can't Let You
put that in me. I can see the scene now. There you are dumping out your trash and a computer in your garbage can starts ordering you about. Your tired and say oh nuts and dump the stuff in anyway. The next scene a fleet of helicopters is suddenly hovering overhead. Dozens of heavily armed swat team members begin repelling down nylon cables surrounding you with the business end of their weapons pointed directly at you. In the final scene the last thing that you can remember as they drag you away are the patches on the shoulders of their sleeves. "GARBAGE POLICE".
I Thought I Had All The Reasons
not to fly anymore. Thank You Techdirt for giving me another one. And by the way I am sure that the Airline Industry will find a way to capitalize on this financially. Malware Free Flights, only an extra fifty bucks. Hey listen you don't have to pay it but you will get a break on Flight Insurance. That should make everyone feel better about their trip and the added fee.
Has Anyone At The Pentagon
ever seen a movie. Surely you remember those military movies from decades ago where two guys each have a key and they have to turn them both simultaneously to launch the missile. Hey fellas maybe its time you just beef up just a tad your security on the information that you feel should never see the light of day.
I know A Lot About All This Stuff
and there is really plenty I could gripe about. Its just right now I don't have the energy to do it. So all I am going to say is that AT&T has the best customer service department of any provider that I have ever dealt with and I have dealt with plenty of them.
Just The Other Day
I went clothes shopping. When I finished I stood in the check out line waiting to pay. As the sales girl was checking me out I noticed that there was something wrong with the pair of pants that I had picked out. I said to her just a minute. Where is the zipper? She responded to me. Oh sorry I just noticed on my computer that you are on the no fly list.
Oh For Crying Out Loud
An open letter to Richard Blumenthal. Richard they are games! There are so many people in Washington DC already who make careers out of pandering this won't even get you noticed.Try doing something novel for a change. Here is an idea. Try doing somethings for people who need real help and get them done. Hope I was able to help.
The Department Oh Homeland Security
was and is one of the dumbest ideas that our Government has ever come up with. Sure I understand that all of the agency's involved in this new massive department were siloed. So what. Just have them meet more often with each other. Separately generally they all did a pretty good job. So what did we do? We combined them all and keep putting someone at the top of the new agency who knows nothing about any of the agency's involved in this new agency.How did this idiocy happen? Our gutless elected politicians voted for it. Why did they vote for it? They would afraid of being accused of not being patriots what ever that means.
I'm Not Kidding Or Being Vindictive
but you would think that even the Republicans would try and field a candidate for The Senate that didn't sound like a mental patient. What is going on in this woman's mind? As WC Fields once said "It was such a nice hotel they even had mattresses on the walls".
If There Was An Annual Award
Trophy for the most frivolous lawsuit filed in a particular year this lawyer should get it this year. It is however nice to know that we are teaching the Pakistanis something use full and how well that they are learning it.