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• On the post: Phone That Can Search The Internet & Display Ads Patented; Everyone Sued

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 06 Apr, 2011 @ 05:00am

  Re: Re: I Did That In 2000

  Patent examiners are the most lazy and intellectually corrupt employees on the federal payroll. Add their pervasive stupidity to the equation,and you have a system designed to fail to perform its duties and responsibilities as described by law. As far as I'm concerned, any patent granted in the last twenty years is probably invalid. By the way, has anyone ever explored the pre- and post-employment histories of these wankers? Wouldn't surprise me in the least to see the typical regulators/regulated jobs rotations that you see in financial and defense circles.

• On the post: Rabbi Who Tried (And Failed) To Uncover Anonymous Bloggers Five Years Ago… Tries Again

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 06 Apr, 2011 @ 04:49am

  Then he can whine about "anti-semitism" when the courts rule against him again, a tactic that has worked for decades.

• On the post: Italian Court Says Yahoo Is Liable For People Finding Infringing Movie Via Its Search

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 06 Apr, 2011 @ 04:46am

  Hey, these judges and politicians work hard for their bribes

  We shouldn't begrudge them the fruits of their "labors", should we? If US judges can be bought like Times Square hookers, it would be hypocritical to hold these guys to a higher standard.

• On the post: Is The FBI Lying To Congress About Its Abuses Of The Patriot Act?

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 05 Apr, 2011 @ 06:26am

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  It's called "Plausible Deniability".

• On the post: Can Genes Be Patented? Appeals Court Will Weigh In Soon

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 05 Apr, 2011 @ 04:52am

  Re: Re: Then I'll get my own patent too.

  Sorry. Too late. Pay up.

• On the post: Can Genes Be Patented? Appeals Court Will Weigh In Soon

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Apr, 2011 @ 01:33pm

  Then I'll get my own patent too.

  I'm going to patent dementia, and then Myriad is gonna owe me a pile of cash. I did not grant them the right to be demented, or license dementia to them, and yet here they are, being publicly and unapologetically demented. And no, this is not prior art, either.

• On the post: Greek Site That Links To Legal Videos By Rightsholders… Sued For Infringement

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Apr, 2011 @ 01:28pm

  It's Greek to them!

  This is what happens when organizations like AEPI chugalug ouzo at breakfast, switching to raki for lunch, and finishing off their workday at crack houses. It seems to make rationality a loathsome concept to them. Wonder why?

• On the post: UK Advertising Board Says CD Jukebox With Hard Drive Can't Advertise That It Copies Music, Since That's Infringement

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Apr, 2011 @ 08:42am

  George Orwell prophesied this kind of shite

  As bad as the IP douche bags in the US are, they don't even hold a candle to those wankers in the UK. Not by a long shot! And then there's their idiotic libel laws, the omnipresence of video camera monitoring, and the vapidity of the royals-worshipping general populace, making the place nearly uninhabitable to me.

• On the post: The IP Maximalist's Guide To Making It Big

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 02 Apr, 2011 @ 06:08am

  Re: Re:

  And if you had a legitimate thought to contribute, other than the usual pointless contrarianism, it's long overdue.

• On the post: What Does It Take For Mobile Operators To Care About SMS Cramming Scams?

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 Mar, 2011 @ 07:03am

  Re: Similar angle...

  I'd find a new carrier, pronto!

• On the post: Drug Companies Overestimate Cost Of Developing A New Drug By Merely $1.26 Billion

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 Mar, 2011 @ 06:07am

  Re: Management needs paid too!

  That sounds about right

• On the post: Drug Companies Overestimate Cost Of Developing A New Drug By Merely $1.26 Billion

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 Mar, 2011 @ 06:05am

  Re: America

  Hey, everyone seems to like it that way!

• On the post: UK 'Superinjunction' Bans Anyone From Identifying Plaintiff In Libel Case

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 Mar, 2011 @ 05:56am

  Well if it is Fred Goodwin, then it's likely true

  I mean, let's face it, he screwed the pooch when he ran RBS, so that makes the financial and the sexual charges pretty credible.

• On the post: Chris Dodd Memorizing Bogus MPAA Talking Points; Says File Sharing Ruins Community Bonding

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 30 Mar, 2011 @ 08:47am

  Why would anyone listen to that stupid, lying POS?

  Dodd is just another of so many paid liars for the industry, and giving him any credibility is something only complete morons and Hollywood shills do. As the rest of them do, he just makes up bogus crap to support their point of view, and then regurgitates it to the mass of morons that comprise the vast majority of the voters in this country, most of whom lack any ability to think critically, and prefer to wallow on their couches nightly and be spoon fed drivel by the crooks and liars in Hollywood and the "entertainment" business. How they ever got to be considered as entertainment is beyond me, and I am now seriously considering dropping the television portion of my cable service, since there is nothing on that I watch anymore, except for the occasional HBO series such as the Sopranos, for which I gladly pay the premium.
  
  I sometimes think I would pirate things myself, but there just really isn't anything worth pirating. All that trouble, just to watch low quality crap? Hell, I won't watch it for free, and most of it would require that I get paid to watch it, due to the enormous waste of my time. Screw the "entertainment industry" and their pack of lying puppets, and really shitty products!

• On the post: Judge Who Said Lumping Together Unrelated Copyright Cases Is Fine… Is A Former RIAA Lobbyist

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 30 Mar, 2011 @ 06:40am

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  How considerate of you! It almost offsets the fact that you are completely full of shite.

• On the post: Righthaven Dismisses Lawsuit Against Reporter; Still Seems Confused About The Whole Thing

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 30 Mar, 2011 @ 06:06am

  Re: Oh

  But now that they got caught, they're feigning ignorance and stupidity. Malice is the motivation, and none of their lies will change that fact.

• On the post: Righthaven Dismisses Lawsuit Against Reporter; Still Seems Confused About The Whole Thing

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 30 Mar, 2011 @ 06:04am

  Re: Re: Calls for a Federal Investigation.

  Or maybe your momma.

• On the post: Carla Bruni Sues French Newspaper For 'Counterfeiting' After Posting Clip Of Her Singing WWII Song

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 30 Mar, 2011 @ 05:59am

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  Anything that is contrary to Mike's viewpoint makes sense to you. That is all you worry about. If Mike is for it, you're against it. You're really nothing more than a contrarian, and nobody actually cares what you think, other than to stop by here periodically and make fun of you for it.

• On the post: Righthaven Sues Reporter Who Wrote About Righthaven For Including Image From Its Lawsuit

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 29 Mar, 2011 @ 11:36am

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  It's equally amusing to us "ants" to watch you work yourself into an apoplectic state over every posting. Knowing that you will at some point be likely to have a disabling stroke, leaving you a drooling, bedridden vegetable is vastly amusing to us "ants" too. Of course, the fact that you already are a drooling, bedridden vegetable doesn't leave much room for a significant worsening, but there is always hope.

• On the post: Jawa Threatens Blog That Accused It Of Cramming, Gets Blog Taken Down By ISP

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 29 Mar, 2011 @ 11:27am

  Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

  And maybe they could construct a three story public restroom, with all the waste mains being aggregated into a three foot main directly into the mausoleum, thus ensuring a burial appropriate to his station.

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