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• On the post: Doctors Who Ask Patients To Sign Over Copyright On Any Online Reviews Are Only Harming Themselves

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 06:57pm

  Most of these doctors are readily identifiable.

  The large yellow bill and webbed feet provide important clues. There should be no need to waste time until they get to the point of asking you to sign theirvstupid form. Run away!

• On the post: Doctors Who Ask Patients To Sign Over Copyright On Any Online Reviews Are Only Harming Themselves

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 06:51pm

  Re: List available?

  You could not say anything more stupid if you tried. But, I'm sure you will.

• On the post: John Elway No Fan Of Punk Band Elway; Asks It To Change Name

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 06:46pm

  Re:

  You left out Elvis Hitler.

• On the post: British Labels Propagandizing To Children

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 06:44pm

  Re: Re: From The Hypocritical-Douchebag-Department

  Yeah, but at least the industry rapes mostly artists of legal age! Mostly.

• On the post: The Maximalist Future: Be Sure To Pay Off Your Lawsuits Before Heading For The School Bus

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 06:40pm

  Re: Re: Re:

  I'm pretty flexible.

• On the post: Spin Magazine Sends Cease & Desist To Twitter User @Spin

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 06:36pm

  Re: Spin

  Try explaining that to the douchebags at Spin Magazine.

• On the post: Can We Kill Off This Myth That The Internet Is A Wild West That Needs To Be Tamed?

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 06:34pm

  Your trolling attempt = FAIL!

  Go away until you learn how to properly troll. Oh, and also try not being such a dick.

• On the post: Think Tank Says DHS Should Stop Laptop Border Searches

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 05:57pm

  They'll just change their name...........

  ....to something like State Security, or SS. Hmmmmmm, haven't I heard that before somewhere?

• On the post: EMI Exec Thinks You Shouldn't Be Able To Listen To Your Own Music Without Paying Again

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 05:51pm

  For private use, I will copy whatever I want, period.

  If my brother lends me a CD and I rip it to my iPod, too bad for the XXAA douchebags. They have no way to find out, and I won't volunteer that. If they actually think they have the right to examine the contents of my iPod and demand proof of purchase for all content, they can go pound sand. If they attempt to do so, I will be forced to deal with them using "extra-legal" means. I'm sure they could figure out exactly what that means.

• On the post: Spin Magazine Sends Cease & Desist To Twitter User @Spin

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 05:41pm

  Who the hell reads Spin magazine?

  Oh, let me guess. The terminally lame? You are correct, sir!

• On the post: The Maximalist Future: Be Sure To Pay Off Your Lawsuits Before Heading For The School Bus

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 31 May, 2011 @ 05:37pm

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  Then start stabbing! I can help if you want. I am also very good at assisting people in stepping in front of trains, trucks, etc., as sometimes people lose their nerve at the last moment. No, I do not do the cleanups.

• On the post: Colorado Judge Puts All Righthaven Cases On Hold

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 22 May, 2011 @ 05:56pm

  Re: Re: Question

  You won't need to countersue. All you need is an aluminum baseball bat. Then you locate the attorney who extorted the funds, and put his right cerebrum into deep left center. Problem solved.

• On the post: Being Concerned With Free Speech Implications Of PROTECT IP Does Not Mean You Think You're Above The Law

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 22 May, 2011 @ 05:52pm

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  You have never out-debated another human being in your entire life, and doubtless never will. If your ranting at primates in the zoo constitutes debate in your feeble mind, good for you. Now just move along, sonny. There's no shortage of lame apologists for the media controlling scumbags, and you just aren't necessary to them. Never were. Never will be. Go away. Most people capable of critical thought hold you in well deserved contempt. Buh-bye!

• On the post: Comcast Pulls Its Sponsorship For Reel Grrls Over A Tweet, Learns How Not To Do PR

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 22 May, 2011 @ 05:43pm

  Re: Re:

  That's a mighty deep hole you're standing in there, boy! Need a bigger shovel?

• On the post: TSA Lies About The Constitution In Defending Pat Downs

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 22 May, 2011 @ 06:09am

  Re: Lying bastard

  Fookin' aye right!

• On the post: Pakistan Hasn't Banned Facebook Yet… But It Might Soon

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 18 May, 2011 @ 06:56am

  Pakistan! What a country! Or is it a country?

  Actually, it seems to be more of a cesspool, filled to overflowing with fundamentalist turd morons who screech and wail and slash and burn with little or no provocation. Therefore, who the hell cares what they do within the confines of their own sewer? Not me, for sure. Go ahead. Ban Facebook, Google, CNN, Twitter, and anything else that offends the permanently offended denizens of that hellhole. They can also burn bibles, flags, and each other if it gives them a thrill. It means nothing to the rest of the world. Nothing whatsoever.

• On the post: Antique Shop Takes Ownership Culture To New Level, Sues Over Lamps It Doesn't Own

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 08 May, 2011 @ 07:48am

  Working for the plaintiff, are you?

  Looks that way to me. Besides that, your argument is a load of crap.

• On the post: Chris Bosh Claims Basketball Wives TV Show Infringes On His 'Life Rights'

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 06 May, 2011 @ 05:10am

  Re: B-ball

  The only thing more boring is golf, and not by much. Never heard of Bosh, either.

• On the post: Righthaven Hires 'Star' Copyright Maximalist Lawyer To Try To Dig Itself Out Of The Deep Hole It's In

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 06 May, 2011 @ 05:08am

  All copyright lawyers fellate iguanas

  That's pretty much all they can do.

• On the post: Cheerleader Told To Pay School She Sued After Being Kicked Off Squad For Refusing To Cheer Guy Who Assaulted Her

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 06 May, 2011 @ 05:05am

  If she were my daughter, I'd........

  If it were truly a sexual assault, and the perp copped a plea to "assault" and got a free pass, which in Texas is pretty much the usual outcome in these cases, she wouldn't have to worry about cheering for the boy, as he would be on a respirator, flat-lining, instead of playing roundball. Problem solved! In cases like this, as far as I'm concerned, the "justice" system blows, especially in places like Texas, where the courts are as corrupt as the day is long.

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