The only thing plain to see is the aggressive overcompensation.
I am about to bring my secure back door encrypted messaging startup out of stealth. I am certain that with enough funding almost anything is possible.
I could use a little help from someone, who may (or may not) be reading this while wearing a very sharp looking logo'd vest, in raising my 400MM seed round from the people who know in their heart that this technology is absolutely possible.
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