New Face Masks: The First & Fourth Emojiments

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Filed Under: 1st amendment, 4th amendment, emoji, face masks


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    Samuel Abram (profile), 25 Aug 2020 @ 12:54pm

    Ironic from Leigh

    It's ironic to hear that Leigh Beadon is the one who is selling the facemasks with the US constitutional amendments emojified, considering that he's from–and still lives in–Canada.

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    WDS, 25 Aug 2020 @ 4:26pm

    I don't speak Emoji

    I'm glad these translated easily for someone. After going to the wording of the amendments I can see kinda what is going on, but I certainly wouldn't want to try with an amendment that didn't translate easily to emoji.

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    Anonymous Coward, 25 Aug 2020 @ 5:46pm

    We need a mask that's middle-grey and just has big, Helvetica letters on it that says "OBEY"

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    Anonymous Coward, 26 Aug 2020 @ 2:07am

    Only a douche would buy one of these stupid fucking masks.

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