Couple Arrested For Dancing On NYC Subway Platform

from the waltz-the-problem-with-dancing? dept

Perhaps some day, if I manage to live long enough, somebody somewhere will be able to explain to me why the seemingly benign combination of dancing, cameras, and police tends to result in threats, beatdowns, and arrests. Recall a year ago when I had the privilege to write about protestors getting bodyslammed at the Jefferson Memorial for the horrific crime of silently dancing on the premises?

Well, Yakko Warner writes in with the story of two nefarious characters, code named George Hess and Caroline Stern, who had the gall to dance on a New York City subway platform and were taken to the ground and arrested for their trouble. As that New York Post piece explains, the couple found themselves near a musician playing on steel drums:

“We were doing the Charleston,” Stern said. That’s when two police officers approached and pulled a “Footloose.”
“They said, ‘What are you doing?’ and we said, ‘We’re dancing,’ ” she recalled. “And they said, ‘You can’t do that on the platform.’ ”

And so, as their training manuals surely instructed them to do, the officers demanded to see their IDs. Because they were dancing. Where someone was playing the drums. In the most cosmopolitan and culturally-rich city in America. In any case, when Hess could only produce a credit card (which had his name and photo on it), this happened:

"The officers ordered the couple to go with them — even though the credit card had the dentist’s picture and signature. When Hess began trying to film the encounter, things got ugly, Stern said.“We brought out the camera, and that’s when they called backup,” she said. “That’s when eight ninja cops came from out of nowhere.”

The ninja cops then alledgedly tackled Hess to the floor, cuffed both of them, and detained the pair for twenty-three hours. The initial charge was apparently impeding the flow of traffic of what is reported to have been three other people on the platform. The police then added other charges, such as resisting arrest.

All charges were subsequently dropped when the paperwork was finally reviewed by the NYPD's Not Crazy Department. The couple are now suing in Manhattan courts, but maybe it's time a national memo went out to law enforcement agencies reminding them that dancing people with cameras don't necessarily need to be tackled?



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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:30am

    Maybe all this time cops have been exhibiting jealous rage because they don't know how to dance or use a camera?

     

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    DannyB (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:32am

    Did the couple have authorization and license to be performing the specific dance they were doing?

    Were they licensed to be listening to the music they were hearing?

    Perhaps the particular style of dance was a trademark of some other famous dancer, and this was infringement?

    Think of the children! Kids present might have seen the couple dancing and might bet ideas -- like that life can be enjoyed by them and their comrades, er, um... I meant citizens.

     

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    Trish, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:35am

    Subway

    No happiness allowed in the subway.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:36am

    Typo

    "privelage"?

     

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    ninja agent dan, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:37am

    “That’s when eight ninja cops came from out of nowhere."
    There is sooo much win in that statement.

     

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    Wally (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:38am

    Memo

    "maybe it's time a national memo went out to law enforcement agencies reminding them that dancing people with cameras don't necessarily need to be tackled?"

    No worries Tim, it's just the NYPD. They've been lined in the pockets of the Port Authority as well.

     

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    John Doe, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:38am

    Seems extremely easy to get arrested any more

    It seems all you have to do to get arrested anymore is do something someone else doesn't like, especially the cops. I guess the US is a Police state now?

     

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    Mr. Smarta** (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:42am

    But.... but....

    But that's how "terrorists" operate! Al Qaeda tells its members to 'dance'. And that leads to all sorts of national security issues. The Charleston??? Don't they realize that could lead to worse things like... the Mashed Potato? Or The Hustle? Or God forbid, The Running Man??? We can't have that!

    Dancing leads to dating... And dating leads to marriage... And marriage leads to divorce... And divorce leads to violence! And violence is used by terrorists!! So using logic, dancing must lead to terrorism. So we have to stop dancing wherever and whenever possible. Can't you all see this?? It's horrible!!! Oh, the humanity!!

     

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    Spointman (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:43am

    I swear to God, I had to check my calendar and make sure it's not April 1st when I read this.

     

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    Hephaestus (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:45am

    I really feel sorry for the population at large when people start wearing Google Glasses. It will be like a ninja cop free for all.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:51am

    Re: But.... but....

    You forgot to cover all your bases and Think of the Children.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:53am

    Re: Subway

    In facist middle east, song sings you!(and then is stoned to death)

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:54am

    Re: Seems extremely easy to get arrested any more

    No farting without licensing farts from the estate of the first farter

     

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    Dark Helmet (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:56am

    Question;

    What is the percentage chance that if, instead of this NY couple, the "offending dancer" was Kate Upton in a bikini, she never would have been arrested.

    And what does that say?

     

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    Ninja (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:57am

    Re:

    I agree.

     

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    pixelpusher220 (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 7:58am

    Re:

    Yep, but at least you'll get to eat some of your fries first

     

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    Ninja (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:02am

    Re: Question;

    Ninjas are professional. They wouldn't let some cleavage get in the way of the law.

    (I just learned how to write that even though I regularly read it, thank you Google for the handy "Did you mean: cleavage" suggestion. Hopefully all those suggestions of images won't get me fired.)

     

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    lucidrenegade (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:06am

    Re:

    300 pound ninja cops

     

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    lucidrenegade (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:07am

    Re: Re: Seems extremely easy to get arrested any more

    Farts are a lethal weapon, don't ya know?

     

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    Cory of PC (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:10am

    Well, I got something to do the next time when I'm in New York. All I need is a soundtrack, some back-up dancers, and I'll be set to hit the subways and dancing to the end of the line.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:10am

    I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

    Dance, and you get arrested. Record a cop, and you get arrested. Do both, and you get beaten up. Question the higher-ups on the matter, and you get half-baked excuses.

    There can only be one explanation: Aliens, with soul-stealing cameras and mind-control dances. We'd have already been conquered by now if it wasn't for the FBI's secret rapid response team, cleverly disguised as ordinary policemen.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:18am

    'The ninja cops then alledgedly tackled Hess to the floor'

    this was obviously a 'take down' on copyright grounds. which one(s) i am not sure, but there must be a few

     

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    drew (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:19am

    Re: But.... but....

    Didn't you know that on the subway it is illegal to have sex standing up, for fear that it may lead to dancing.*



    * With apologies to Michael Marra

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:23am

    Re: Re: Re: Seems extremely easy to get arrested any more

    I recall news that a kid was arrested for farting on a school bus a few months ago...

     

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    Peter, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:24am

    nyc cops

     

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    Tim Griffiths (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:24am

    Re: Re: Question;

    I'm highly dyslexic and this some what limits the help that spell checkers can provide. A mix of spelling and grammar checks can help but the truth is if I get a spelling partly right a list of "correct" spellings a bit like it does not help me pick the right one. That, of course, is only an issue if my spelling is not so out of whack that it's beyond the help of a spell check at all.

    That's where google shines and it shines because of one simple thing. Context. Give the word that I can't spell and a spell check can't help with a context and feed it in to google and it will most of the time present me with the correctly spelled option which I can then check to make sure it means what I think it does.

    This way of dealing with spelling is quickly becoming rather common among pretty much every one I know and it's I think one of the quite but very important changes going on in the world at the moment.

     

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    Liz (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:26am

    Re: I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

    Agents J and K aren't really with the FBI.

     

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    Tim Griffiths (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:27am

    Re: I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

    This is why conspiracy theories are so comforting, they let us pretend that those with authority over us are not the blundering idiots they keep making them self's out to be.

     

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    Punmaster (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:32am

    Re: I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

    Reminds me of this trailer...

     

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    Mr. Smarta** (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 8:54am

    Re: Re: But.... but....

    It's a bit like my English class in high school. Girls on one side of the class and boys on the other. Can't have the girls getting pregnant during class now, can we?

     

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    jacques of france, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:06am

    Reality meets parody apparently
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGVFgX3JSRY

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:08am

    Re: Re: Subway

    Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:08am

    Re: Re: Subway

    Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

     

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    The Groove Tiger (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:18am

    Re:

    Oh-oh-oh-oh...

    Everybody was Kung Fu'ing dancers, those pigs were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they were busted with expert timing

    There was funky policemen from funky Police Town
    They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
    It's an ancient fascist art, and everybody knew their part
    From a feint into a slip, then I'm kicked in the hip

    Everybody was Kung Fu'ing dancers, those pigs were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they were busted with expert timing

    There was funky Nabby Jones and little Johnny Law
    He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
    We took the cam and made a stand, started swaying with the band
    A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brandnew trip

    Everybody was Kung Fu'ing dancers, those pigs were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they were busted with expert timing

     

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    Berenerd (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:23am

    Re: I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

    haven't you seen "Sucker Punch"? They were dancing like that girl...

     

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    Greg G (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:23am

    Re: Question;

    The "offending dancer" would be arrested (and recorded) for "decent exposure" and detained indefinitely by the aforementioned ninja cops.

     

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    Call me Al, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:33am

    This couple surely should have just pointed out to the police that they can dance if they want to.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs



    p.s. I'm so sorry... I couldn't help it.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:39am

    not only were they dancing but it was obvious from their expressions and mannerisms that they were enjoying themselves as well. the police thought it best that they were arrested so as to not infect anyone else with their happiness.

     

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    1984JustCameLate, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:49am

    Re: Seems extremely easy to get arrested any more

    Police State. You Think, its been that way for awhile.

     

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    Scott M, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:51am

    Re: Typo

    Yeah. If only someone would invent some bit of software that could check your spelling and offer suggestions, then things like this would stop entirely. But I guess I'm living in a dreamworld; how could software possibly be that smart? :-)

     

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    Ninja (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:55am

    Re: Re: I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

    With swords and gatling guns? Scary. I hope those good cops are okay =/

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 9:58am

    "it's time a national memo went out to law enforcement agencies reminding them that dancing people with cameras don't necessarily need to be tackled?"

    unless its a mosh pit.

     

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    Not an Electronic Rodent (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 10:17am

    Re: Re: Seems extremely easy to get arrested any more

    estate of the first farter
    At risk of obliquely Godwinning... would that make the US the farterland?

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 10:29am

    Put those officers to death.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 10:31am

    "dancing people with cameras don't necessarily need to be tackled"

    -- and the terrorists have won.

     

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    DCX2, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 11:02am

    Re: Re:

    Statistically, you're more likely to get shot if you run from a fat cop.

     

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    gorehound (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 11:40am

    Man in Blue
    Watcha gonna do when they come for you.

     

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    Tunnen (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 11:41am

    Re:

    They would have been fine if they were doing the Safety Dance. =P

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 12:01pm

    Yes because, you know... a NYP article that states nothing else than quotes, doesn't show any actual pictures or the video is to be taken seriously... seriously. Made up story? Attention whoring?

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 12:54pm

    If they keep this up, the networks are gonna have a new reality show called Dancing Behind Bars.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 12:58pm

    Re:

    it's an insult to ninjas

     

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    heyidiot (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 12:59pm

    ...but only if the cops...

    ...weren't wearing their hats.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 1:25pm

    Re: Question;

    I'm pretty sure they would have to make sure she was hiding anything under those funbags. A strip search would probably be in order.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 1:38pm

    Re:

    ...and the first episode will be Cellblock Tango. Sorry, couldn't help myself.

     

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    Mike42 (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 2:11pm

    Re: Re: Re: But.... but....

    Damn! Did you have Mrs Flower? Detentions for wearing shorts, too?

     

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    Paul Hobbs (profile), Jul 20th, 2012 @ 2:56pm

    Re: Question;

    That ugly skank? Wouldn't have made a lick o' difference.

     

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    abc gum, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 6:14pm

    Keep it classy NYC !

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 20th, 2012 @ 6:57pm

    Wow USA is a fascist country.

     

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    Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling (profile), Jul 21st, 2012 @ 7:18am

    both

    "" Show me your papers ""

    Nazi Germany or USA today ?

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 21st, 2012 @ 7:53am

    Blame Hollywood

    Well I think the whole thing is Hollywood's fault, it it hadn't been for that subversive Gene Kelly...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmCpOKtN8ME

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 22nd, 2012 @ 9:23am

    Re: Memo

    Maybe this is a conspiracy on the part of the NYPD to bankrupt NYC as people sue the fecal material out of the city.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 22nd, 2012 @ 8:17pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Seems extremely easy to get arrested any more

    You mean this one: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/12/boy-suspended-for-farting_n_861014.html

    I live in Ohio. I find this to be a remarkably idiotic decision on their part. Is snoring a noise violation? Perhaps they think woman should be forced to wear a veil because of their gender.

     

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    AndyD273 (profile), Jul 23rd, 2012 @ 7:02am

    Re: Re: Seems extremely easy to get arrested any more

    What a coincidence, I'm a descendant of the First Farter!
    Please send me my cut of the licensing money!

    On a side note, I'm also descended from the first sneezer, who also did a lot of other bodily functions first. My lawyer will be sending the full list of things you should pay me for.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 24th, 2012 @ 9:17am

    Why the discrimination? Why wasn't the musician arrested for 'inciting dance'????

    Why wasn't the 'home challenged' musician playing in the subway also arrested?

    Wasn't he the one ultimately responsible? No music means no dancing....

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Aug 7th, 2012 @ 11:51pm

    Re: Re: Seems extremely easy to get arrested any more

    Wouldn't the founding farters object?

     

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    Loung1984 (profile), Aug 27th, 2012 @ 1:33pm

    Seems that any reason is good enough to get arrested

     

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