Lane Kiffin Defeats Keith Bell In ‘Winning Isn’t Normal’ Copyright Case
from the getting-the-dub dept
Funny enough, it was only a few weeks back that we last discussed Dr. Keith Bell and the slew of lawsuits he has filed over depictions and/or retweets on social media of a passage he wrote, referred to as “The Winning Isn’t Normal” passage. These suits, which largely are over retweets of the passage, are trash from a legal standpoint. Fair use is definitely in play in these cases, as they are in instances where the tweet was direct rather than a retweet. But the point of the suits isn’t to be on solid legal ground for the full courtroom experience. Bell mostly sues school districts with sports programs, or non-profits, ostensibly with the goal of extracting settlement money from them to make his lawsuits go away. All the while, Bell effuses the stench of over-confidence in his works’ importance (more on that later, trust me).
But if you’re trying to do the copyright bullying schtick, it’s best not to go after a person or entity with the resources to fight back. Which is exactly what Bell did when he sued Lane Kiffin, a rather well known and successful college football coach, for tweeting out a picture of the passage. The court did its fair use analysis, ultimately finding in favor of Kiffin in his motion to dismiss.
But, man, there is some real meat in this ruling. The court goes to great lengths to compare this suit to a couple of others among the many that Bell has filed, noting that he doesn’t seem to take any lessons from his previous losses in those copyright suits. The court also noted that Bell’s own website made the passage freely available in several places at the time of Kiffin’s use and up to the date of the ruling. Bell never disputed that assertion made by Kiffin directly, but rather merely asked the court to not make that assumption. In other words: I’m not answering, but you can’t assume the answer is “yes.”
The court certainly did not like that.
This is the sort of too-clever-by-half argument which this court dislikes under any circumstances, but which it finds particularly distasteful within the context of plaintiff’s ongoing abuse of the copyright litigation process. In so stating, this court takes judicial notice of the fact that anyone who visits plaintiff’s website today can see the entire WIN Passage for free, at several different links on that site. See, e.g. https://winningisntnormal.com/product/w-i-n-12×18-poster-biker/.
Moreover, plaintiff does not dispute that this was also the case when Eagle Mountain was decided. That being the case, it certainly stands to reason that Bell’s website offered visitors free views of the WIN Passage at the time Kiffin made the tweet at issue in this case, and at no point in his briefing does plaintiff deny that this is the case. Plaintiff has instead chosen to take a coy “I’m not saying it is, but I’m not saying it isn’t either” position on this issue, with which this court has little patience.
More patience than I would have had, honestly. The plain money-grab nature of the suit, and the behavior of Bell’s legal team in it, is fairly obvious to anyone with a working frontal lobe.
And I imagine it took some real effort to keep that patience, given some of the other passages in the ruling. Take a look at this, for instance, when it comes to how Bell appears to value his own work to rather extreme levels.
This court notes that plaintiff appears to have an exceedingly high opinion of the literary
value of his WIN passage, proclaiming on his website that “[t]he separately copyrighted Winning Isn’t Normal passage (“WIN”) is likely the most read & widely used literary work in history!” See https://winningisntnormal.com/.This extraordinary assertion, with which Shakespeare,Tolstoy and Faulkner might take issue, frankly causes this court to wonder whether it is dealing with a litigant whose feet are firmly planted on the ground. While this court might ordinarily suspect that such an assertion was made in jest, there is nothing funny about the dozens of lawsuits which plaintiff has filed against numerous entities which, as the Fifth Circuit noted in Eagle Mountain, were mostly “public schools or nonprofits.”
What is firmly planted, at least, is a rather complete win for Kiffin over this copyright bully. And, hopefully at least, each of these compounding losses for Bell, and the written beatdowns within the court rulings, make it harder for Bell to succeed in bullying anyone in the future.
These spurious lawsuits, after all, aren’t particularly normal.
Filed Under: copyright, fair use, keith bell, lane kiffin, winning isn't normal
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Comments on “Lane Kiffin Defeats Keith Bell In ‘Winning Isn’t Normal’ Copyright Case”
I hadn’t heard the phrase until the previous Techdirt article on the lawsuit.
There are shitty 4chan memes that likely have wider audiences than his little catchphrase.
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WHAT IS YOUR TECHDIRT PASSWORD?
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Swordfish swordfish swordfish!
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it says it failed
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Doh! I must have forgotten it.
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You also need the actual swordfish for 2-factor authentication
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“is likely the most read & widely used literary work in history!” … I’d never heard of it before even this article, let alone the previous TD one!
The hubris of some people is quite stunning.
Okay then, Bell, I’m going to argue that I am the first person to string words ‘winning is abnormal’ together and also the first person to put the phrase in writing.
TL;DR: I see your bullshit and I raise you with an equally uncopyrightable phrase.
For Bell, anyway,it looks like losing is the new normal, as it should be.
would have been nice
A link to a PDF of the ruling would have been nice. Some of the more helpful legal commentary sites do this as a regular practice.
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TD always links. You know that.
Did you not see it?
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And I still do not see the link to the PDF. I only see two links in the article: one to an earlier TD article, and one to a “sportico” page reporting on the court result.
He lives what he preaches…
Winning isn’t normal, which is why he hasn’t ever won.
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MR. SIRE? WHAT IS YOUR TECHDRIT PASSWORD?
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PASSWROD
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If Joe Biden’s staff were Maoists, there wouldn’t be another party or a democratic election or a transition of power. Your claims refute themselves.
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it’s the same troll from the email post
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Every accusation a confession, every self-given label a rejection of.
Or to put it another way, the best way to know what a republican is guilty of doing and/or wanting to do is to merely pay attention to what they accuse others of doing/wanting to do.
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Hear, hear!
All hail That One Guy! Glory be to the eternal wisdom of those who insult the right! Hail! Hail!
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That’s nice hun.
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Why do you think Biden’s staffers granted clemency to some of the worst, most irredeemable humans on federal death row–but not to others?
Just curious.
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I’m not Biden’s staffers. I’m not going to speculate on their thoughts. I recommend you ask them.
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I know why: because they’re Maoists.
Happy Boxing Day!
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You know, you don’t need to talk to other people if you’re just going to make up your own fake reality.
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What does the Society of Mary have to do with any of this?
…Oh you ment that Chinese political philosophy?
Still, what do they have to do with the price of tea in China?
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I don’t remember Biden preemptively pardoning the Elmo-Trump regime wholesale.
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“Just a reminder that, starting late next month, I .. Elon the magnificent – will control all three branches of the federal government and ” ….
you can suck my toes.
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What federal government? Oh you mean Nation X? Ooh! And then Marvel sues to fuck out of him for trademark infringement. Let them fight!
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We are all so happy for you, that you learned a word, we have known since we we on average, 11 years old.
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That’s actually true, especially since in the last election, there was only Biden’s name on the paper and every Us citizen of voting age had to vote. Oh, wait. No, that’s actually North Korea.
A truly repugnant and repulsive parasite on society
While this court might ordinarily suspect that such an assertion was made in jest, there is nothing funny about the dozens of lawsuits which plaintiff has filed against numerous entities which, as the Fifth Circuit noted in Eagle Mountain, were mostly “public schools or nonprofits.”
It takes a particularly disgusting and vile personal character to decide to make your living off of extorting others, but to make your target of choice schools and non-profits demonstrates a complete and utter absence of redeeming qualities as a person.
For a winner to exist, there needs to be a loser.
If winning is not normal, then it follows that losing is also not normal.
Is whining normal?
TBH, I wouldn’t have thought any fair use consideration needed to be made since a book title is not only de minimis, but also uncopyrightable.
what