Flying Dog Brewery Wins Against North Carolina On ‘Vulgar’ Beer Label Art
from the it's-just-a-penis-guys dept
Back in September we wrote about a lawsuit between Flying Dog Brewery and the state of North Carolina over the latter’s Alcohol Beverage Control Board (ABC Board) denying a beer label for use within the state. The ABC Board refused to certify the label for use on the grounds that it was vulgar and offensive, especially to minors. With that, Flying Dog couldn’t use the label at all, anywhere in North Carolina. Notably, every other state had allowed the label to be used. So what was so offensive that North Carolina had to take this stand? See for yourself.

Figure it out yet? Zoom in on the image. Like, way in. See that little dangly thing hanging between the legs? The ABC Board contends that it’s a penis. Flying Dog made some noises about how it was actually a tiny tail… but c’mon guys, it’s a man-sausage. We all know this.
Still, it turns out that free speech is actually a thing, so Flying Dog filed suit against the state on First Amendment grounds. Both sides filed for summary judgement. The ABC Board contended it applied the following statute in order to protect children from being ambushed by the offensive existence of penises.
The rule provides that “An advertisement or product label on any alcoholic product sold or distributed in this State shall not contain any statement, design, device, or representation” which “depicts the use of alcoholic beverages in a scene that is determined by the [ ABC] Commission to be undignified, immodest, or in bad taste”.
It’s somewhat hard to imagine a governmental regulation more at direct odds with the First Amendment. Putting the approval for commercial speech in the hands of individuals within the ABC Board’s judgement of what’s immodest or in bad taste is massively silly and certainly a violation of the First Amendment.
The court used four prongs in its ruling, much of it stemming from a prior case concerning beer labels: Bad Frog Brewery, Inc. v. New York State Liquor Authority. And, while the court found in favor of the defendant on the questions of whether Flying Dog’s label should be considered commercial speech (yes), whether the regulation is prior restraint on protected speech (no, because it’s commercial speech, essentially), whether there is legitimate governmental interest for its regulation (yes, because the ABC Board asserted it’s trying to protect children)… well, none of that matters if the 4th prong goes against the state, and here, it absolutely did.
And that question was whether the ABC Board’s decision was narrowly tailored to regulate its legitimate governmental interests. And the court says it very much was not.
Under the fourth prong of the Central Hudson analysis, “the party defending the regulatio must demonstrate narrow tailoring of the challenged regulation to the asserted interest- a fit that is not necessarily perfect, but reasonable; that represents not necessarily the single best disposition but one whose scope is in proportion to the interest served.”‘ Insley, 731 F.3d at 300 (quoting Greater New Orleans Broad. Ass ‘n, 527 U.S. at 188).
From there, the court notes that the State’s refusal of the use of the beer label was not narrowly tailored at all. In fact, it was total and complete. It was as well tailored as an untouched piece of cloth. In addition, the highlights provided by Marc Randazza and Greg Doucette of just how haphazardly and capriciously the ABC Board has been in deploying this regulation lend credence to Flying Dog’s claims.
And, therefore, the regulation is unconstitutional.
Plaintiff has made a sufficient showing that the challenged regulation 1s facially unconstitutional because it is overbroad and otherwise not narrowly tailored to achieve North Carolina’s proffered substantial interest. While the ABC Commission may regulate alcoholic beverage labeling beyond the limits of the definition of obscenity, it must do so in a manner that comports with Central Hudson. See also Flying Dog Brewery, 597 F. App’x at 355 (Supreme Court, Sixth Circuit precedent and persuasive opinion in “Bad Frog Brewery [] should have placed any reasonable state liquor commissioner on notice that banning a beer label based on its content would violate the First Amendment unless the Central Hudson test was satisfied.”).
And there you have it. It’s a hell of a First Amendment win that never should have gotten this far. The ABC Board actually went and approved Flying Dog’s label after the initial lawsuits were filed. But Flying Dog, perhaps true to its name, had sunk its teeth in and wasn’t going to let this go. Nor should it have, because this regulation was really, really in violation of free speech laws.
Filed Under: 1st amendment, abc board, advertisement, beer, beer label, north carolina, offensive, vulgar
Companies: flying dog
Comments on “Flying Dog Brewery Wins Against North Carolina On ‘Vulgar’ Beer Label Art”
Obviously the objection was a white man with a black head. Very dangerous. /s
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Blacking up doesn’t occur nearly as much anymore, and thus isn’t as dangerous as spacking up, which still occurs in the majority of cases.
*reposted thanks to broken reply link
Do they sell beer to children in NC?
You wouldn’t want to corrupt some kid who just trying to relax with a cool one.
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Blacking up doesn’t occur nearly as much anymore, and thus isn’t as dangerous as spacking up, which still occurs in the majority of cases.
Cover their ears and eyes! We can’t have future adults knowing about human anatomy! If they know about that, they’ll end up all weird!
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I mean imagine the horrors of a mom walking her son to school and gasp seeing a naked man inside his home.
It must be a real trauma for the child to see the same thing thats in his pants.
Of course mom’s story changed a couple times about him making eye contact, then it was eye contact & he flipped her off… of course dude said he didn’t see anyone, he was enjoying his morning coffee in the buff, in his home.
Humans terrified if the children see the “sex parts” & still wonder how Maury is still doing DNA shows where they didn’t know they could get pregnant the first time.
Convicted because the Judge compared him to Dillinger robbing banks (no really.)
https://www.towleroad.com/2009/12/man-arrested-for-indecent-exposure-in-own-home-convicted-appeals/
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Small penis and no scrotum indicates eunuch anatomy, which isn’t that common for most AMAB adults.
“refused to certify the label for use on the grounds that it was vulgar and offensive, especially to minors”
Who shouldn’t be looking over the beer selection in the first place.
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[Minors] shouldn’t be looking over the beer selection in the first place.
That was my first thought. Hell, even once an American becomes a legal adult, there’s still three years to go before they can purchase their own booze.
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Is the alcohol selection separated from other items in the stores in your locale then, ‘cus round here they’re just on ordinary shelves.
Heaven forfend the little mites cast their eye on products from Cerne Abbas (e.g. https://www.cerneabbasbrewery.com/store/Bottle-Blonde-12-x-500ml-p250578665). Reminds me about the storm in a teacup regarding the crazy frog’s genitalia.
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I think this is the corruption or AC had in mind:
https://www.cerneabbasbrewery.com/gallery#&gid=1710956311&pid=23
It seems to have a frontal male, nude, with the reproductive bits slightly stylized for ease of drawing.
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And for those unaware of the source of the figure depicted:
https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/cerne-giant
When you’re cutting a 180 ft tall “giant” into chalk, fine detail is probably the last thing on your mind.
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Am I misremembering that there was some controversy around the Cerne-giant and his endowment is now supposedly larger than it used to be originally?
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That nice wikipedia says there was a re-cut in 1908 which merged the penis with the navel. Perhaps because of erosion – who knows? There are other features that have changed over time.
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When you’re cutting a 180 ft tall “giant” into chalk, fine detail is probably the last thing on your mind.
Not so. There’s evidence that the penis of the Cerne Abbas Giant was originally more proportionate.
“vulgar and offensive, especially to minors”
OK, so what sexual explicitness was presented in such a way as to demand court rulings on the very basis of free expression?
Oh, nothing? If you squint at the label hard enough you’ll see a piece of anatomy that just under half the kids who could possibly see the label can see by looking down at their own body? Zero sexual implication or innuendo at all?
The only vulgar and offensive thing is that the people who were offended by this are allowed to call themselves adults. Unfortunately, there’s no qualification for that other than the passage of time, and some people seem to leave their mental age somewhat behind their physical one.
Ground Control to Major Tom.
And, while the court found in favor of the defendant on the questions of whether Flying Dog’s label should be considered commercial speech (yes), whether the regulation is prior restraint on protected speech (no, because it’s commercial speech, essentially)…
Except that https://www.mtsu.edu/first-amendment/encyclopedia/case/28/commercial-speechcommercial speech absolutely is protected under the First Amendment (albeit to a lesser degree), and I find any attempt to pretend otherwise, especially on this blog, to be rather disingenuous.
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Where did he say it’s not protected?
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Read the bit that was quoted very carefully.
Ground Control to Major Tom.
And, while the court found in favor of the defendant on the questions of whether Flying Dog’s label should be considered commercial speech (yes), whether the regulation is prior restraint on protected speech (no, because it’s commercial speech, essentially)…
Except that commercial speech absolutely is protected under the First Amendment (albeit to a lesser degree), and I find any attempt to pretend otherwise, especially on this blog, to be rather disingenuous.
(Reposted because site broke something again.)
Obligatory Crocodile Dundee
Ah, that’s not a penis.
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We have photos?!
hopeful look
The horror!
This is a country where the mere sight of a woman’s breast is considered harmful to children. It’s hard to wrap one’s head around the insanity of this. Living in Texas, I wonder when women who choose to breast feed their babies will soon be investigated for child abuse. At least I don’t live in Florida where state maps are far more penisy than the thing in that label.
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Living in Texas, I wonder when women who choose to breast feed their babies will soon be investigated for child abuse.
Titties! faps furiously What? Little kids have their lips wrapped round them? What a turn off. 🙁
“… depicts the use of alcoholic beverages in a scene that is… undignified…”
So… that means about 75% of AB InBev’s TV advertising can’t air in NC.
I’m thinking top hats, monocles and morning coats must be required, to help bolster that NC no-shirts-no-shoes image.
For the Record
I feel it needs to be mentioned that the artist for Flying Dog Brewery is none other than Ralph Steadman, good friend of Hunter Thompson and illustrator for the novel “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”.