1999 Is Calling. It Wants Its Hype Back

from the where-have-we-seen-this-before... dept

There's been lots of talk about the possibility of "Bubble 2.0," which (so far) appears to be taking a lot of ideas from the original dot com bubble, and using dynamic HTML to make it look cooler (it moves! in a browser!). While it's true that some of these second attempts are doing things much more intelligently this time around, an increasing number are not. Once the money starts flowing (and, if you hadn't noticed, it's flowing), it seems that "lessons learned" get tossed out in favor of doing anything possible to jump on the gravy train. The only problem is that we've seen how this train ride ends, and it's a train wreck that we'd all probably be better off avoiding. Still, if you want to revisit the signposts of years past, here are two more: it's suddenly fashionable again to put your startup in "stealth mode." Stealth mode is a silly term for it. Being quiet about what you're doing certainly can make sense -- especially early on when you're still figuring out the details of your messaging and positioning. However, too many startups use stealth mode as a buzz builder -- as if not telling people what you do deserves more attention than having an actual product. It's that second use of stealth mode that tends to cause over-inflated expectations. The second bubble sign is when the failures of the original dot com bubble return from the dead to try to make it again. In this case, it's "boo.com," whose only claim to fame these days was how spectacularly it flamed out. However, in a bubble era when "any publicity is good publicity," the larger the failure you're trying to resurrect, the more publicity you'll likely receive. So, come on Webvan, Kozmo and others. It's time to come on back. All you need to do is use AJAX and it'll make people forget to ask if you have a business model.


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    Anonymous Coward, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 3:14am

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    yeah, nice title!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    actually, what i meant to say was,
    yeah, first post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and btw, thats a SHITTY title. go fuck urself, mike.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 3:47am

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    Anonymous Coward, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 4:23am

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    What an immature little prick.

     

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    Mom, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 5:16am

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    "Whohoo yeah, I'm angry!!!! Bitch moan"...What the hell was "firsty's" point?

     

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    MadJo (profile), Jan 25th, 2006 @ 5:21am

    interesting

    This is what I was pondering too... Web 2.0 (which is a term I've grown to dislike, I do not like marketing words) seems to be indeed a rehash of the hype that we had in 1999.
    Nice and all, free and/or fluffy stuff on the 'net, but in the end only the good stuff will prevail.

     

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    Oliver Wendell Jones, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 5:23am

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    Looks like it's time to dis-allow Anonymous posting and implement IP blocking, Mike.

    I've noticed a recent trend in the past couple of weeks for all sorts of immature behavior. I'd hate to see one of the best IT blogs on the 'net turn into a cesspool of immature "first posters" and "yeah, well you're an idiot" comments.

     

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    FireMonkey, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 5:57am

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    Agreed, Oliver. If I wanted that kind of crap, I'd go to Digg.

     

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    anonymously coragious, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 7:09am

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    Whatsamatta? AC? Did your web 2.0 scheme for quick wealth get blown to itty bitty wittle pieces?
    And now your taking it out on Mike?
    I think we need to document the "First Post Bubble" and see if we can hasten it's demise.....

     

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    Craig, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 7:27am

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    "However, in a bubble era when 'any publicity is good publicity,' the larger the failure you're trying to resurrect, the more publicity you'll likely receive."

    Ahem...thanks for adding to the problem. ;-)

     

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    Denny, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 8:11am

    Flatten

    This "web 2.0" crap thats been floating around is actually "web 1.5" meaning that we wont be seeing another dot com era. Hype wont help this bubble, neither will AJAX. The new medium may be AJAX, but not the new era. There's still so much to be done. However, if those of you do belive in the bubble, I have a small business whom you may be interested in investing in ;)

     

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    Mike, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 9:22am

    Oh no

    That's it - web 2.0 has officially jumped the shark.

     

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    Sea Man, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 9:24am

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    Easy to post as "Anonymous Coward". The title could not be more fitting...lol.

     

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    haggie, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 9:36am

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    Recently had an interview with a company in "stealth mode". First interview they wouldn't explain what the product was only that it would "revolutionize e-commerce" (that made me very skeptical). Called me back for a second interview. After about 20 minutes of listening to the CEO blow smoke, I told him that if he didn't tell me what the product was I was walking out. He said that he was a Stanford grad so he knew what was best. I picked up my resume off his desk and threw it in the trashcan and walked out laughing. That was first and last job interview with a company in stealth mode.

     

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    KenlRation, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 9:41am

    The bubble's back, baby!

    I for one am very excited to see the return of the fabulous pre-bubble internet days!

    I still have some "FLOOZ" that someone gave me for Christmas to unload....

     

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    giafly, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 10:14am

    Web 2.0 Comment

     

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    Jonathan, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 11:00am

    Bashing Web2.0 is so trendy...

    Hi Mike.

    I'm not sure why I'm bothering to comment on your post, but since I disagree with the consensus I'll add my piece.

    Terminology:
    It's easy to tell the difference between what we'll call "Web 1.0" and "Web 2.0." Web 1.0 is about web sites that have content and the ability to interact in some way, like commenting on a blog. Web 2.0 is about building an ecosystem of web applications that work together (often using open standards like XML) and feel more responsive.

    However you want to label it, Flickr is clearly different from Ofoto, Google Maps is clearly different from Mapquest, etc.

    Bubble:
    Bubbles are based on extreme valuations without clear business models. What are some examples of this? The Web 2.0 companies that have sold weren't really overvalued from what I've seen -- some of the small ones were actually under a million dollars, and even Flickr and Delicious were relatively cheap for the user base and talent they brought the acquiring company.

    Repeat ideas:
    This one actually makes me mad. Sure, Boo.com was a terrible idea. But some of the best products are repeats of ealier failures. Myspace is a close copy of Six Degrees. Municipal Wifi is a repeat of Ricochet (though I'm not sure this counts as web 2.0).

    I know that Kozmo and Webvan had bad business models, but there really should be a good way to have groceries delivered to my house.

    Stealth Mode
    I generally think it's a bad idea, though as a person starting a company with no PR agent I generally have no idea what I should tell the press. Can I tell them who my clients are? Or what type of clients I have? If I say "we're working on home deliver" will they label me "Webvan 2.0"? (For the record, I'm not working on the new webvan.)

    So Mike, of you're so down on the current crop of startups, what do you think people should be doing? What are some great business plans that haven't ever been tried before?

     

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    Sea Man, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 1:03pm

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    Easy to post as "Sea Man" as well. It tells us nothing.

    Apologies if that's your real name and if you meant to post some identifying information but it fell off or something

     

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    Sohrab, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 1:56pm

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    ok...im still a tad lost. ive been reading about all this web 2.0 stuff for some time and it makes no sense to me...

    lets say I want to go to Apples site, write now I type www.apple.com, if apple takes up web 2.0, i would still visit the same site right? URL and all stay the same, its just how the content in terms of code etc. is delivered?

    Maybe I just have no clue what im talking about because the entire idea has always lost me

     

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    Jonathan, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 3:48pm

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    Sohrab-

    Web 2.0 is a term that people are using to describe a style of web design/programming. Most things remain unchanged - you go to a regular URL and read the content or use the service. The main difference is the the website functions more like a regular desktop computer application. For example you don't have to load a new page whenever you want something to change. The best example of Web 2.0 is Google Maps, which gets new map information without loading a new page.

    Some people don't like the term "Web 2.0" because they consider it a buzz word. Others, like myself, don't mind the term because it conveys information about the type of technology and interaction style that a web product has. Most consumers will never hear the term, and will just notice that websites seem to be faster these days.

     

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    Jeremy Pepper, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 9:26pm

    Kozmo rocked!

    The original Kozomo - candy and soda and videos - was great, especially for those New Yorkers too "lazy" to walk to the local bodega.

    When it decided it wanted to be a grocery store and not the local video store, that's when the troubles began.

     

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