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• On the post: Kickass Torrents Creator Can't Get Criminal Case Tossed Out

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 07 Aug, 2017 @ 02:56pm

  ATT owes someone a CRAPLOAD of money!

  Based on the judge's interpretations of law in this case, AT&T may be held CRIMINALLY LIABLE of facilitating the "Nigerian Prince" scams since it provided the technology and ability for the actual criminals to use.

• On the post: NCAA Strips UCF Kicker Of Eligibility After He Refuses To Stop Being An Athlete That Posts YouTube Videos

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 02 Aug, 2017 @ 02:06pm

  The NCAA is a money-making machine. Full stop.

  How has this organization not faced RICO charges yet? Talk about an "offer you can't refuse."

• On the post: ACLU To Court: It's Legal To Tell Bob To Eat Shit

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 02 Aug, 2017 @ 01:55pm

  Jamie Lynn Crofts for Attorney General!

  That's all I have to say about that.

• On the post: Watchdog Stings Defense Dept., Obtains $1.2 Million In Military Gear With A Fake Cop Shop

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 25 Jul, 2017 @ 02:59pm

  UTTERLY INCORRECT!

  "From the GAO's description, acquiring controlled items appears to be no more difficult than shopping on Amazon."
  
  - At least Amazon TRIES to ensure you are who you say you are when buying stuff from them....Name/Address/Credit Card info all have to match.

• On the post: Taking The 'S' Out Of 'TSA:' Minneapolis Screeners Fail To Detect Contraband 94% Of The Time

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 13 Jul, 2017 @ 02:15pm

  STUDY PROBABILITY THEORY

  I could randomly pick boxes and have a better detection rate than that. They must be working pretty damn hard at screwing up to hit that low a percentage!

• On the post: Government Knocks Hansmeier's Attempt To Talk Court Out Of Federal Prosecution

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 12 Jun, 2017 @ 02:54pm

  Serious question about observing a Federal Court case

  Do they sell popcorn there or will I need to smuggle some in under my coat?

• On the post: Actual Lawyer Thinks That Criminalizing Showing Murder On Facebook Will Prevent Murders On Facebook

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 19 Apr, 2017 @ 03:14pm

  That's just stupid!

  Adding a separate charge for video transmitting a murder to decrease the number of murders is like tacking a parking ticket on top of the bank robbery charge because of the get-away car out front. NEITHER IDEA WILL STOP ANYTHING!

• On the post: More Financial Scandals Involving A Collecting Society: Remind Me Again Why They Are Credible Representatives Of Artists?

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 28 Mar, 2017 @ 02:08pm

  Again proving the old adage

  that there is no honor among thieves.

• On the post: Man Actually Arrested For Assault With A Deadly Tweet

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 24 Mar, 2017 @ 04:29pm

  Re: Re: Re: Intent

  that and the words hitler or nazi

• On the post: Man Actually Arrested For Assault With A Deadly Tweet

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 24 Mar, 2017 @ 10:32am

  Quit arguing over details

  If I coat a letter with peanut oil knowing the recipient is allergic to peanuts then I am guilty of attempting to harm that person and the specific charge would depend on how harmful my actions were.
  
  If this idiot sent the .gif knowing (OR EVEN JUST BELIEVING) that the receiver is prone to bad effects of strobing lights then charges may be considered just the same as the peanut-oil letter.

• On the post: Ridiculous Congressional Proposal Would Fine Reps Who Live Stream From The Floor

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 29 Dec, 2016 @ 03:31pm

  Mama always use to say...

  Stupid is as congress does!

• On the post: Why Does The USTR Still Think Any Website That Might Upset Hollywood Is Illegal?

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 28 Dec, 2016 @ 10:02am

  Blaming Tu-Cows for 3rd party actions

  is like blaming the Phone Book (yes, that large, ugly, yellow thing) for the telemarketers that call me!

• On the post: Software Company Shows How Not To Handle Negative Review

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 22 Dec, 2016 @ 09:27am

  You've got a serious problem...

  if your software performs identically both before and AFTER you brick it....you've got issues.

• On the post: Government Agency Says It Will Cost $1.5 Million To Compile Birth/Death Data, Then Refuses To Release It At All

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 21 Dec, 2016 @ 04:13pm

  The only way to stop this stupidity

  is to pass laws making the INDIVIDUAL responsible for any fines received for willfully ignoring the law. Fining the AGENCY has no impact upon the employee so there is zero incentive to actually DO THEIR JOB and OBEY THE LAW.
  
  Zero accountability leads to zero productivity.

• On the post: Surveillance Oversight Board Was Fun While It Lasted, But That's Pretty Much Over For Now

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 15 Dec, 2016 @ 03:08pm

  It just got PCLOBbered

  ...nuff said

• On the post: UK's Health Secretary Has The Solution To Cyberbullying & Sexting: Nerds Should Nerd Harder

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 05 Dec, 2016 @ 11:11am

  Nerd Harder?

  Just keep nerding, just keep nerding, just keep nerding...nerding...nerding

• On the post: Utilities In Florida Are Using A Fake Consumer Group To Hamstring Solar Competition

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 27 Oct, 2016 @ 03:01pm

  We apologize...

  that our representative accidentally told the truth. Please ignore that and accept these lies instead.

• On the post: 'Trade Deals' & Corporate Sovereignty: How Convicted Executives Escape Punishment

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 30 Aug, 2016 @ 02:55pm

  Someone call MegaUpload's lawyer

  I think I found a way for him to steer clear of US prison and keep all his money!

• On the post: FBI Apparently Made Darkweb Child Porn Site Faster During Its Hosting Of Seized Server

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 24 Aug, 2016 @ 01:24pm

  That's just GREAT!

  I work for a federal agency and our network is such a POS that I can't d/l work-related files half the time without getting network time-outs, etc. And here the FBI is speeding up a kiddie-porn site! #SMH

• On the post: Tempting Fate: Pittsburgh Election Officials Insist Their E-Voting Machines Can't Be Hacked

  

  Get off my cyber-lawn! ( profile ), 24 Aug, 2016 @ 01:20pm

  Who is running their election board?

  Sounds like Gary Hart to me!

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