"Tell me, how do you know this is the best law firm in the city?"
"Well, it's so clean."
"Yes, it's certainly uncontaminated by an understanding of the law."
Well, on the plus side, this "constitution-free zone" certainly explains why DC's gone so crazy in recent years: apparently, the constitution does not exist there.
You know, I honestly thought they'd run out of ways to surprise me, and that they'd just come up with new variations of tricks they'd played before. Oh, how I can be proven wrong. This is AMAZING.
"I can't imagine the blended, cheaper version would have resulted in fewer terrorists thwarted or arrested."
Don't you get it? If they'd COMBINED the two programs like you suggested, Terrorists already in custody would escape, resulting in a new loss of Terrorists arrested! And then the Terrorists would win! It all makes sense!
PS: You see, I capitalize the word "Terrorists" because it gets thrown around so much it might as well be a worshipped entity.
And of course, you can't forget that PokéPETA were basically the bad guys of the last game. It's just so many mis-firings in their brains it goes straight through horrifying and comes out hilarious. As a good friend of mine put it, the irony of this is so delicious she wants to dip it in chocolate and slowly eat it while lying on silk sheets.
I remember a joke Chuck Sonnenburg aka SFDebris made in one of his review videos.
"The RIAA would like the ability to pick random people off the street, rape them, and then charge them for the pleasure. This sailed through committee unopposed…"
Ah, reality, why must you keep trying to match art?
Is anyone else imagining Steve Jobs dressed as Mola Ram in the middle of a dark ritual deep underneath Apple's campus, tearing the heart of the iPod out in order to bring the iPhone to life? Okay, just me then.
On a more serious note, I'm one of those people who only has the internet, iTunes, and a cell phone. I don't want a cable subscription to watch your show. I can watch the newest episode of Doctor Who the day after it airs, and that's a pretty good deal for me.
Oh, dearie me. The only way this could have been better is if this had been announced a day after the verdict came down. And I'm saying that from an iMac. This is glorious.
I'd call it "patently" ridiculous, but then this is a different aspect of law than patents, so the pun doesn't quite work. Darn.
Also, I'm sure that these companies could find some use for these .xxx sites. Perhaps they could host the inevitable porn parodies that always seem to spring up around any property, and thereby direct people to the original work?
Well, a groan's as good as a giggle to a joke like that. :B
It's weird: it's a nice little honor, but I'm also feeling a bit disappointed, like I'll never be able to live up to what was only my seventh comment. I feel kinda like I blew my load with that one.
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Yup, still not surprised in the slightest.
And why isn't the RIAA/MPAA going after all of these pirates? Hmm? Why isn't the FBI knocking down the NSA's doors for all of this unlicensed copying?
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Can't forget Pride. Takes a lot to think you could pull what they wanted to pull off.
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You really think there's any question of which one the government will side against at this point?
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It's incredible. No matter how bad the world is making me feel, this Prenda stuff manages to cheer me up to no end.
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Or the cheese shop sketch.
"Tell me, how do you know this is the best law firm in the city?"
"Well, it's so clean."
"Yes, it's certainly uncontaminated by an understanding of the law."
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Well, on the plus side, this "constitution-free zone" certainly explains why DC's gone so crazy in recent years: apparently, the constitution does not exist there.
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Wow. Not even a week since Prenda Law tried to back out of their BS, and this happens.
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Well, I believe there's only one proper response to Games Workshop's opening salvo here.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!
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Time for me to make an off the record comment of my own: you'd expect someone so involved in legal matters and law would have better grammar.
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Still not quite as crazy as the Prenda Law debacle. But amusing.
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You know, I honestly thought they'd run out of ways to surprise me, and that they'd just come up with new variations of tricks they'd played before. Oh, how I can be proven wrong. This is AMAZING.
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"I can't imagine the blended, cheaper version would have resulted in fewer terrorists thwarted or arrested."
Don't you get it? If they'd COMBINED the two programs like you suggested, Terrorists already in custody would escape, resulting in a new loss of Terrorists arrested! And then the Terrorists would win! It all makes sense!
PS: You see, I capitalize the word "Terrorists" because it gets thrown around so much it might as well be a worshipped entity.
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And of course, you can't forget that PokéPETA were basically the bad guys of the last game. It's just so many mis-firings in their brains it goes straight through horrifying and comes out hilarious. As a good friend of mine put it, the irony of this is so delicious she wants to dip it in chocolate and slowly eat it while lying on silk sheets.
My friend is kind of weird. And I love that.
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And I propose initiating a tax on all other shills! They are CLEARLY dragging you down and ruining your business model with pirated shill programs.
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I remember a joke Chuck Sonnenburg aka SFDebris made in one of his review videos.
"The RIAA would like the ability to pick random people off the street, rape them, and then charge them for the pleasure. This sailed through committee unopposed…"
Ah, reality, why must you keep trying to match art?
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Or you can tear them in half to demonstrate your strength. That's always a fun trick, especially once you realize how easy it is.
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Is anyone else imagining Steve Jobs dressed as Mola Ram in the middle of a dark ritual deep underneath Apple's campus, tearing the heart of the iPod out in order to bring the iPhone to life? Okay, just me then.
On a more serious note, I'm one of those people who only has the internet, iTunes, and a cell phone. I don't want a cable subscription to watch your show. I can watch the newest episode of Doctor Who the day after it airs, and that's a pretty good deal for me.
Poetic justice
Oh, dearie me. The only way this could have been better is if this had been announced a day after the verdict came down. And I'm saying that from an iMac. This is glorious.
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I'd call it "patently" ridiculous, but then this is a different aspect of law than patents, so the pun doesn't quite work. Darn.
Also, I'm sure that these companies could find some use for these .xxx sites. Perhaps they could host the inevitable porn parodies that always seem to spring up around any property, and thereby direct people to the original work?
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Well, a groan's as good as a giggle to a joke like that. :B
It's weird: it's a nice little honor, but I'm also feeling a bit disappointed, like I'll never be able to live up to what was only my seventh comment. I feel kinda like I blew my load with that one.