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• On the post: Taylor Swift One Ups Katy Perry Again: Threatens To Sue Fans For Etsy Fan Products

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 11 Feb, 2015 @ 02:41pm

  Re:

  Yes, Former Metallica fan here who hasn't listened to one of their songs since they started suing people. Even change the station when they are playing on the radio.

• On the post: Ted Cruz Doubles Down On Misunderstanding The Internet & Net Neutrality, As Republican Engineers Call Him Out For Ignorance

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 17 Nov, 2014 @ 10:47am

  Ted Cruz is so Anti-Onama

  That when the President denounced the most recent terrorist beheading I half expected for Ted Cruz to come out in support of ISIS.

• On the post: Not Just Consumers Cutting The TV Cord: Small Cable Companies Dropping TV Also

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 01 Oct, 2014 @ 02:42pm

  And once you start enjoying a program, they come up with a new channel more narrow focus than the original and move your program there. Of course you have to upgrade to a new, more expensive package to get that new channel.

• On the post: NYPD Puts Terrorism On The Run By Ordering Twitter To Turn Over Parody Account User Data 'Linked' To Brooklyn Bridge Flag-Switching

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 11 Aug, 2014 @ 09:13am

  Re: This time it was a flag, next time it could be:

  Let's hope it's Joan Rivers.
  Perhaps someone will push her off...

• On the post: Found Him: This Has To Be THE Dumbest Criminal

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 12 Feb, 2014 @ 05:55am

  Re:

  Smart criminals open a bank rather than trying to rob one.

• On the post: Worst Woman In The World Burns Dog Alive, Is Caught After Bragging About It On Facebook

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 26 Jul, 2013 @ 08:03pm

  A better idea.

  Put a big sign on her saying what she did, then drop her off at a PETA meeting.
  It's about time those morons did something useful for a change.

• On the post: NSA Talking Points On Utah Data Center: We're Teaming Up With Tech Companies To 'Protect' The Internet

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 12 Jul, 2013 @ 09:45am

  The NSA is missing a HUGE opportunity. ..

  Now that everybody knows what the NSA is doing there is an opportunity for the NSA to become the Ultimate cloud backup service. Lost your data? Didn't make a backup? No problem! We made one for you. All they need to do is add a web interface to access the data they have collected in you and before long the NSA could be a profit center for the government!

• On the post: DailyDirt: Homemade Meals And Ingredients

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 28 Jun, 2013 @ 08:56pm

  Not necessarily

  Unless you know for certain that the corn is organically grown non-GMO.

• On the post: Appeals Court Tells Universal Music: You Lost The Veoh Case, Get Over It

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 27 Jun, 2013 @ 09:32pm

  Re: Re: Re: Universal didnt lose

  Thus another Veoh will not face the same litigation strategy.
  No, the will face the same strategy. Sue them until they are broke, no matter how many times they win.

• On the post: Federal Judge None Too Impressed With Government's Defense Of Its 'No Fly' List

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 26 Jun, 2013 @ 08:16pm

  Re: Re:

  If they are Ted Kennedy they have enough political clout to have the Director of DHS on the phone within 30 minutes demanding to know why one of his goons is keeping him from getting on the plane and have him personally correct the situation. For everyone else F$@# You, Terrorist!

• On the post: So It's Come To This: Seven High School Students Arrested For Throwing… Water Balloons

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 22 May, 2013 @ 10:24am

  seems fair

  They were armed with weapons of mass hydration.

• On the post: Senator Tweets About 'Very Uncomfortable' TSA Pat Down: 'OMG'

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 12 Mar, 2013 @ 01:51pm

  Re: cybogs in the Senate?

  Easy. In her last election her opponent was Todd "legitimate rape" Akin.

• On the post: Team Prenda Does Not Show Up In Court; Judge Is Not Amused

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 11 Mar, 2013 @ 07:05pm

  I thought the First lesson, Day 1 in Law School

  ...was:
  
  Do Not Piss Off The Judge.

• On the post: Time Warner Cable Doesn't Think There's Demand For Google Fiber

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 13 Dec, 2012 @ 08:18pm

  Re:

  What they mean is "There is no demand for 1Gbps service at the price we would charge for it."

• On the post: Apparently Attacking A Candidate For Being A World Of Warcraft Player Is Not An Effective Campaign Strategy

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 08 Nov, 2012 @ 12:35pm

  Re: Re: Re:

  Perhaps trying to assassinate the character of a orc assassin isn't a good idea.

• On the post: Can You Take Fact Checking Too Far?

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 05 Nov, 2012 @ 06:01am

  Re:

  That should be "person who may be a teenager possibly bitten by what may have been a shark".

• On the post: John Mellencamp: Thou Shalt Not Permit The Internet To Derail Our Gravy Train

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 01 Nov, 2012 @ 12:57pm

  Relevant quote

  "If you're not part of the future then get out of the way" - John Mellencamp.

• On the post: George Lucas Finally Relinquishes His Tight Control Of Star Wars… To Mickey Mouse

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 30 Oct, 2012 @ 09:27pm

  Re: Re: :-)

  No, Mickey was Emperor Palpatine.

• On the post: Next Time Someone Suggests Piracy Will Kill Music, Remind Them That Music Survived The Last Ice Age

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 14 Oct, 2012 @ 02:51pm

  Music must be pretty much immortal by now...

  "That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche (or was it Kelly Clarkson?)

• On the post: eBay Banishes Demons, Djinns, Work-From-Home Schemes And Other Hellspawn

  

  jd2112 ( profile ), 18 Aug, 2012 @ 09:12am

  Re:

  The 'Magical Stop-Piracy Button' is located next to the door in each Google datacenter. If Google was to push that button in every datacenter piracy would magically disappear!
  
  
  (For those who don't get the joke, electrical code requires all datacenters have an large red emergency power off button located next to the door.)

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