Costlier, Flavored Bananas

from the expensive-fruit dept

It seems that every time I pick up some sort of fruit juice these days it's one of these funky "mixes": banana-apple-kiwi or pineapple-cranberry-rambutan or whatever. I'm not exactly sure what the excitement is about mixing fruits, but apparently it's leaving the drink space and moving into the actual fruit. It's not completely out of the ordinary. For years, people have been mixing plums and apricots and turning them into pluots/plumcots/apriums. However, the Chiquita banana people aren't just trying to merge two different fruits. They want to keep the banana, but add other fruit flavors to it. They see it as a sort of "designer" banana -- akin to the Starbucks of fruit. In other words, just like the Tall Mocha Frappaspresso or whatever it is they call slightly modified coffee at Starbucks these days, you'll be able to buy (noticeably more expensive) Banalama or whatever they decide to call their multi-flavored banana.

9 Comments | Leave a Comment..


If you liked this post, you may also be interested in...
 

Reader Comments (rss)

(Flattened / Threaded)

  1.  

    I can already see

    identicon
    anothertime, Jul 1st, 2004 @ 11:08am

    the future news: Failure: Flavored Bananas dropped by Chiquita.

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]

  2.  

    Re: I can already see

    identicon
    Anonymous Coward, Jul 1st, 2004 @ 11:51am

    Mike, Could you blatently express your dislike of Starbucks & designer fruits anymore clearly ?

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]

  3.  

    Re: I can already see

    icon
    Mike (profile), Jul 1st, 2004 @ 11:58am

    I think you misread my post... the tone was joking... but without the sarcasm tags, I guess that got lost.

    Personally, I think the idea of fruit-flavored bananas is kind of cool. I'm just not sure the marketing strategy will work.

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]

  4.  

    What? Hey!

    identicon
    dorpus, Jul 1st, 2004 @ 2:37pm

    You can already make designer animals like Wolphins, Llamels, Tigons, and Zorses.

    http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/crossesa.htm

    Now, a banana-durian cross, that would have some really good mischief potential. If you don't know what a durian is, it looks like a viet cong booby trap, and if you cut it open, it looks like a brain, and the smell... oh.

    It does occur to me, couldn't one kill the health food phonies by injecting organic vegetables at the supermarket with a syringe full of pesticide?

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]

  5.  

    Re: What? Hey!

    identicon
    Anonymous Coward, Jul 1st, 2004 @ 2:43pm

    dorpus, thats illegal and will get you thrown in jail

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]

  6.  

    as a rule.....

    identicon
    wirehed, Jul 1st, 2004 @ 3:07pm

    As a rule, I never buy a drink product that has a hyphen in it. Those mixtures are never tasty.

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]

  7.  

    Re: What? Hey!

    identicon
    Anonymous Coward, Jul 1st, 2004 @ 3:57pm

    What happens if you cross a dorpus with a jackelope?

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]

  8.  

    what a novel opportunity...

    identicon
    will, Jul 1st, 2004 @ 9:51pm

    One wonders if the real purpose is to have an excuse to be puttering around in the plant's genome to artificially increase the genetic diversity of commercially viable varietals.

    Details on risks to banana cultivation here:

    http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/bananas.asp

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]

  9.  

    Re: What? Hey!

    identicon
    Anonymous Coward, Jul 2nd, 2004 @ 1:23pm

    What happens if you cross a dorpus with a jackelope?
    No one knows. There are some things you just can't make a jackelope do.

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]


Add Your Comment

Have a Techdirt Account? Sign in now. Want one? Register here
Get Techdirt’s Daily Email
Save me a cookie
  • Note: A CRLF will be replaced by a break tag (<br>), all other allowable HTML will remain intact
  • Allowed HTML Tags: <b> <i> <a> <em> <br> <strong> <blockquote> <hr> <tt>


A word from our Sponsors...
Follow Techdirt
Flattr rss rss
From the Techdirt Archive...
A word from our Sponsors...

Close

Email This