You're OVER-reacting. The connection to Angry Birds was only made to give the average 'grown-up'something to relate to, such as "Angry Birds written in some language". For them computer conversation past 'Microsoft' or 'Dell' or lost. Remember, most didn't grow up with computers.
FYI; if you're using Colbert, Maher, or Stewart for your news YOU'RE a comedian and with the exception of Stewart neither you or them is even funny. You'll understand this better when dragged into the "Deathly Hollow" called 'maturity', kicking and screaming no doubt..
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