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  • May 6th, 2016 @ 2:13am

    Don't be stupid. The NSA obviously had obtained proof...

    ...that this drug dealer had lots of cash on hand. They contacted the local officials.

    Obviously the Amtrak the officials are not very competent, hence the job with Amtrak, at duties with regards to parallel construction. Parallel construction is a legitimate law enforcement tool used for over 3 decades.

    So, the drug dog here, is completely incidental.

  • May 5th, 2016 @ 10:13am

    Yet Another Libertarian 'Free-Citizen' Circle Jerk

    Translation from Libertarian Uberspeak to English:

    Man previously arrested for smuggling cigarettes, found in another state with lots of cash from sale of other illegal cigarettes. Money was confiscated. Outraged Msulim Drug Dealer demands his money back.

  • May 5th, 2016 @ 10:06am

    VICE = Stupid News For Smarter Than Average Stupid People

    Are people still confused as to whether VICE is an NSA limited hangout for uppity Gen-Xers?

  • May 3rd, 2016 @ 3:40pm

    Re: Brilliant

    Finally who gets it. Virtual effort is the same thing as physical labor.

    You had to spend your time and effort and money to earn value.

    Cheating is flat out fraud and borderline indentured servitude.

  • May 3rd, 2016 @ 3:38pm


    Exactly. i.e. Riot Games. These assholes are so blatant about it that cheaters literally advertise to players in game!

    While at the same time publicly the Company claims to be fighting cheaters, they ban more users for being 'verbally abusive' than they do for hacking and scripting.

    Basically, why police our own game and e-sports movement, when it's more profitable for us to lie, cheat, and steal?

    This is why there must be an element of higher moral authority than pure profit motive, that element must be the state.

  • May 3rd, 2016 @ 3:34pm


    "Thanks for the info – short, simple and relevant, just the way I love it"

    wtf nina, are you delusional? how is that short and to the point?

    as usual the writer took this as another opportunity to shove his libertarian BS down everyone's throat and then the readers as usual engage in a circle jerk about non-existent rights to cheating and fraud.

  • May 3rd, 2016 @ 3:29pm

    As usual the prehistoric Libertarian reductionists Have Proven Their Danger To Society, by ignoring the tangible and more subtle dangers of cheating, AND ignoring MY RIGHTS TO CHEAT FREE GAMES

    First of all, can you please stop writing in your absurd opinions and just stick to the facts? Is that too much to ask?

    "The question is why it's a criminal matter rather than a civil one."

    Yes and No.

    The gaming companies have discovered that a policy of obfuscation and appeasement work better than direct confrontation. This has led to a community of delusional, easily fooled children, who do not understand higher moral principles at work here. Basically, instead of spending money trying to fix the problem, we are going to engage in a campaign of disinformation and viral marketing, in order to instead convince enough people that there is no problem. (i.e. sure the footballs were illegally deflated, but the game wasn't affected mentality)

    League of Legends one of the most popular games is full of this type of intrinsic fraud, maintained by an army of delusion mentally malformed children, who don't know any better and don't have fully developed moral centers in their brains. Very similar to the Nazi Youth or Stalin's 'Pioneers'

    One response by John Fenderson to a criminal cheater si:
    "So you don't care that you're ruining the game for everyone else? This is borderline sociopathic behavior."

    Why borderline? If not clinically insane then this is straight up sociopathic behavior, well over the border, and into the suburbs of Mexico City itself. This individual should be rotting in prison.However, because Riot Games and similar low life profit maximizing companies have failed to build their wall but have lied and told their users that a wall exists.

    An Anonymous Coward made pseudo-edgy comment:
    "If I am a player and others are cheating, my gaming experienced can be diminished."

    Can be? Can? If I pay money and/or invest my time, i.e. labor into a game that has made the claim of assessing personal skill, then a cheater is not a philosophical slap in the

    face, it is a PURE THEFT and SLAVERY! My time has been STOLEN from me, first by the gaming company through fraud, and more importantly by some sniveling little nerd

    with slow reflexes. That person is no different than a thief walking into your home and stealing your coffee maker.

    I would go one step further, if a company like Riot Games does not do everything in its power to maintain the integrity of it's own gameplay, then they should held criminally liable as well. Sorry folks you shouldn't be able to go around squawking about "e-sports" while at the same not doing shit about rampant cheating and exploitation.


    It doesn't fucking matter! The company making the game MUST put forth a sincere effort to exterminate cheaters, and if they don't, like Rioting Games League of Legends or Blizzard's WarCrafting, then the companies executive should be held criminally liable for fraud. Lyte should have to face trial in criminal and civil court. The cheat makers should also be held criminally accountable. It's a principle here at work, the effort itself is what is important with regards to the maker of the game.

    But the sub-optimal grey matter of the readership here, still doesn't get it, over and over again we get comments like this:

    "Why is it the government's job to protect the business model of game makers?"

    Because many of these games are now claiming to be "e-sports" and trying to expand their business through universities and schools as some sort of competition similar to a sporting event. If that's the case then they have crossed the Rubicon from simple entertainment.

    Creating 'cheats' and 'hacks' is tantamount to THEFT and SLAVERY and won't stop until they are physically stopped from accessing the internet through the force of state. I have a right as a cheat-free gamer to play a game free of cheats and hacks. Cheating at a game is no different than fraud, physical violence, and forced slavery.

    If I told you, here's is League of Legends, the ranked ladder is full of cheaters using hacks and exploits, would you still play? No. However, if I lie to you, then you play, I have now stolen your labor through fraud.

    Gaming companies don't have morals, and found it easier and more profitable to lie about ranked integrity rather than fight cheaters. Therefore, companies which do this must also be held criminally liable for fraud.

    Cheaters are just like child molesters, THEY WILL NOT STOP THERE IS REHABILITATION, therefore they must be removed from society in order to stop them. I also would not opposed to having a registry and map of those who cheat in games.

  • Mar 19th, 2015 @ 2:46pm

    Anyone is free to go to space and take pictures.

    If you need some space pictures then you are free to go to space and take them.

  • Mar 19th, 2015 @ 2:38pm


    Brah, you seem super angry and I don't see how this article has anything to do with your eco-anger. Try searching for google for keywords.

  • Mar 19th, 2015 @ 2:36pm

    How will she get her welfare check?

    "way to communicate with social services"

    Of course you're first concern is that the welfare taker keep getting their loot.

  • Mar 19th, 2015 @ 2:34pm

    Re: Re:

    He's right, there is no life anywhere but Earth.

    SCIENCE has ZERO evidence of life outside of Earth.

    So I don't know who these "most scientists" are but perhaps you should stop reading garbage crank science sites like Natural News and Prison Planet brah.

  • Mar 19th, 2015 @ 1:49pm


    The only known life in this Galaxy and Universe exists here on Earth.

    Coulda, Woulda, Crap Speculative Nonsense.

    There is no life on Europe, there is no life on Titan, there is no life on Mars.

    You people need to get this through your thick heads already.

    There is barely any life here on earth at the poles, so there isn't gonna be any life out in our Solar System.

    Life doesn't always find a way, if it did, then mountains would be covered in Trees, but they aren't, there is a tree line, and above that, there isn't any life, so there isn't life in radiation soaked outer space.

  • Aug 21st, 2014 @ 9:52pm

    Re: Re:

    There is only one thing worse than a beheading, and that is intellectual property theft.

    It's like walking into a store and shoplifting.

    Thou shalt not steal appears above thou shalt not kill on the tablets of commandments for a reason.

  • Jul 10th, 2014 @ 12:02pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: GREENWALD usual.

    Egypt did the right thing. They rounded up the zealots, the frothing at the mouth nut bags, and sentenced them to death.

    Now they will never again corrupt other people with their poison.

    If Pakistan, Syria, Jordan, all those countries, if they did the same thing, there would be peace in the middle east.

  • Jul 10th, 2014 @ 12:17am

    Re: Re: GREENWALD usual.

    In the end I'm terrified of all insane western religions.

    It's all a matter of degree. For now Judaism and Christianity are relatively tame compared to the barbarism of Islam.

    The Islamic world is still stuck 200 years in the past, unable to grow and evolved like regular human beings for some reason.

    Nobody gives a shit how many people believe what. Half the world is stewing in their own feces bowing down before superstitious nonsense. That only makes it that much more sad.

  • Jul 9th, 2014 @ 8:00pm

    Re: Re: Re: GREENWALD usual.

    In the last 50 years name two terrorist acts by people who were not muslim. ( ...aside from your delusional 9/11 BS )

    So two terrorist acts, aside from 9/11, since you morons are so utterly predictable, that have been committed by someone NOT a muslim.

  • Jul 9th, 2014 @ 7:57pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: GREENWALD usual.

    Wrong. As usual, what should have been a class on formal logic, was probably some public school moron handing worksheets on emotional IQ during your schooling.

    People who have contact with suspect does necessarily hold any value. You want people who have some sort of formative impact on the terrorist or potential terrorist.

    Also, we are talking about the NSA here not the FBI. When the FBI gets various nuggets from the NSA, that's just professional off the books courtesy.

  • Jul 9th, 2014 @ 4:05pm

    What does he have to deny?!

    The NSA is doing its job. Glenn Greenwald is basically a liar. He's lied repeatedly on this particular subject and others.


    They don't. That's just one way you can tell that Glenn is full of shit.

    He promised us a list of tens of thousands of ORDINARY everyday AMERICANS who have been spied on by the NSA. WHERE IS THIS LIST? WHERE IS THE PROOF?

    You morons are so gullible it is sickening.

  • Jul 9th, 2014 @ 4:03pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Wow! This comment is dumber than usual...


    Of course these sickening apologists have no response to their own ongoing silliness.

    When Muslims begin behaving in a civilized manner, I'm sure they will be taken off the lists.

  • Jul 9th, 2014 @ 3:56pm


    The 'native' americans owned lots of slaves and also made blood sacrifices to their gods. Enemies who lost were captured and later had their hearts ripped out of their chests while they were still alive.

    get a grip already.

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