"the problem is that no matter how popular or well known this music/performance/artwork is, I personally hadn't previously been aware of it and now that I am aware of it I find I do not care for it and therefore it has no relevance to me."
And you have no relevance to us.
Culture is a group thing. The more people who share it the more value it has.
While you might want uniqueness to define culture I think you'll find your disparity is only important to you.
"are causing Plaintiffs great and incalculable damage."
Obviously if someone presupposes 'incalculable' with 'great' then they haven't understood what it means not to be able to calculate an amount. Perhaps it is legaleze shorthand for 'lawyers need more money'.
'Plaintiffs will suffer irreparable injury for which they have no adequate remedy at law.'
No. Really no. It will be incalculable and irreparable until they are asked how much money they want to make it all better. One song in one nightclub does not construe an apocalyptic nightmare of unimaginable horror worth the income of a small nation.
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